Benicio Del Tore-Up

What in the hell happened to my BeniciHo? Here he is with Hollow Berry at the premiere of Things We Lost In The Fire.   Apt title!   He looks like he just stepped out of a burning building and got hit by a truck!   I’m not trying to be funny or mean, eithers!  Is he going to be okay?   Should someone call a doctwhore?   

Lilly gets hypnotised.

Apparently Lilly Allen has shed some weight through hypnotherapy. Her hypnotist, Ms Hepburn, teaches clients to associate healthy activities, such as working out in the gym, with happiness. Lilly looks cute but she better not pull a Lohan or a Nicole Ritchie on us.

Now if only she could be hypnotised to stop slagging people off every 5 minutes.

P.S. Perhaps I should book an appointment with a hypnotist. I’d just have to make a phone call, get up off the couch, walk to the ca…….. oh nevermind.