Because I think her broomstick may be lodged up her arse. Just take a look at the expression on her face, everyone else has managed to crack a smile.
Secondly, what the hell is she wearing? She kinda looks like a pilgrim – does she really want to be reminded of the days when her kind was hunted?
It’s has been at least a few days since LL has got out of rehab and so far she has managed to avoid being photographed passed out in front of a nightclub or playing naughty knife games. She is actually looking quite happy and healthy and looks quite pleased to be reunited with her friends, the paparazzi. I wonder how long it will be until she reunites with her friends coke and vodka?
Ok, so she is relaxing by spending some of her cash on some pampering. She has prob been working since she was about 6 so I guess that is fair. I still hate seeing kids that make shitloads more money than I do though.
Is that her pushy stage momma beside her? I bet the teenager is the one that pays.
Ok Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Whorlando Bloom are an item. Apparently they secretly arrived together to Wednesday’s Hennessy Artistry event at Paramount Studios. “They slipped in a little after 8 p.m. and remained backstage for roughly 20 minutes before leaving together,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “Jessica and Orlando are trying to keep their relationship on the down low,” the source says. “It’s all new to them and they’re still just feeling their ways but they are definitely an item.”
Oh please let this be true! This is just too effing hilarious (sorry Anners). I can see why Whorlando wants to keep it on the lowdown, the public knows that Jessica can’t count to 10 or spell her own name and any man that dates her becomes a laughing stock. John Mayer lost credibility that he will never get back.
Whoreblando Bloom is a jealous bytch! He got mad because I only check out Paul Banks messboards and so I decided to be a good girlfriend and go check out one of his, too! Ha Ha. Anyway, it was weird as hell! One of the threads was something like: “If You Could Get Inside Orlando’s House For One Night What Would Your Sick Arse Do?” Check out this response:
I’m 23… but I would play safe. Me and Orlando… for one whole night… hmm… I think we would go walk Sidi together at the park. While there, we would lay down on the grass on an open field and look up at the stars. I would tell him “I’m cold” and being the gentleman that he is, Orlando would share his jacket with me, wraping me in his arms. We would make up our own constellations and laugh about it. Then I would start to tickel [sic] him and we would have a tickle fight and giggle more.
We would walk back to his house and bake a pizza together (of course we would have to go out and buy the dough, some soy cheese, sause and everything else ) and then watch a movie together… maybe LotR, since I haven’t watched those movies in a couple years now (long story ) While watching the movie we would snuggle together on his couch. I would attempt to gently nibble on Lando’s earlobe when he least expects it and maybe get a kiss out of him too… and no tounge [sic] required if he doesn’t want to.
Was somebody’s grandmommy sitting next to them when they were writing this? Bytch please!
* If you read this post, my apologies are in order.
* I am STILL cracking up at that comment Harlequin made about the J.Lo post yesterday. King Xerxes! Ha ha ha ha hhaha hah. Okay Bye! Be back laters!
How do you say “Trying Too Hard” in Failed Actress? Just kidding, Shannyn Sossamon is not a failed actress. I just like that phrase. Bythe way, the title of this post is NOT a joke. That is the name of the movie of which premiere Ms. Sossamon decided to show up in a dress from the Keira Knightley Corpse Bride Collection!
P.S. I think the skull of Ramses III has more meat on it than Shannyn has on her face.
I would totally beat the dumb and phugly out of these two skanks! Yes, shopping at Target is always fun. Are they getting free goods or some shit? Why do they not have a GD cart? Why the hell do I need to be aware that he is holding 500 copies of that intensely gross cover of Cosmo Girl that she is on?
The other day Kate Moss and her new boyf got into a verbal altercation over phone calls that she was making to Pete Doherty (her ex) whilst he was in rehab. Looks like nothing’s come of it and the two are still taking comfort in each other’s arms. Pity that! She and Pete belong together. Everybody knows that! That Kate just likes upsetting peoples.
Oh, there is actual news here, peoples! Kate has been branded one of London’s most influential people! But so was her arch enemy, Sienner Miller! Sharing an honor with a bonda fide Hobby Horse must hurt bad! If you want to read all about it, click the source tab!
There are rumors that Angelina Jolie may be patching things up with her daddy. His name is Jon Voight. Back in 2002, he went on a mini world tour and told anyone who would listen to his demented ass that his daughter (Angelina!), was mentally unstable. I absolutely remember that! He had Visine tears in his eyeballs and everything. Whatever, if they work it out, that can mean only good things for everybody. I think.
1303: Pope Boniface III dies. I just like his name.
1865: In Jamaica, Paul Bogle leads hundreds of black men and women in a march and thus starts the Morant Bay Rebellion.
1899: The Second Boer War begins in South Africa between the United Kingdom, Transvaal, and The Orange Free State.
1906: The San Francisco School Board order Japanese students to be taught in racially segregated schools.
1965: Sean Patrick Flanery is born. He was Powder!
* Here’s Kirsten Dunst sporting more Haute couture!
For those who don’t know: There is an official Interpol Messboard, and there is an unofficial one and they don’t get along with each other very well. The official messboard has moderators who tell crazy slags to shut the phuck up when things start getting too “personal,” and the other one is like the bloody Wild, Wild West or something, because slags don’t get told anything. Whatever. Anyways, a sweet and haughty slag “stole” a pic from the unofficial board, posted it in the official one, and had the GALL to call them “creepy stalkers”! The unoffical board got wind of this, and needless to say, MANY LIVES WERE LOST. Just kidding! Nobody ephing died! Here goes! Once again, names have been changed to protect the Paulywogs.
Malers:
Stalkers?! Us?! That’s what some members from the official message board think about this place!
Harlequin
Errr…I was reading that thread, kinda funny how it comes up. they’re perfectly entitled to think what they want. And personally, I agree in a way. It’s hypocritical of me to say that, I suppose. But speculating about a stranger’s deep personal life is a bit invasive. I personally don’t give a shit who he’s dating or whatever, it isn’t any of my business and I don’t really pay attention when people post about it. I’m not here to talk about Paul’s whatever. I’m here to talk about Paul. If Paul TALKS about these things in interviews and such, it gives an “okay” in a certain sense. But um…yeah. 
Troublers
What I’m questioning is the fact that these people don’t want the fans to talk about Paul’s personal life. I agree with you, it’s really invasive speculating about a stranger’s deep personal life. But what’s wrong in talking about Paul’s weight, girlfriend and rehab? I simply can’t understand what’s wrong in that. If someone could please explain me.
Malers
i think to a degree, it makes sense. there are always going to be people who want to know more, and the reality of it is if you don’t like it, you shouldn’t have set out on a path to become famous. however, most of us don’t want to pry or know the juicy tidbits of paul’s (or eneter any star’s name here). personally, i think being invasive and stalkeresque is taking idle internet chat to a whole new level, and i think everyone here can say they are not into that. me, i joined because i had icons to post. *shrugs* i’m not even on IMB anymore, i found a majority of the people there way too pretentious for me. not EVERYONE, but some. and way too easily offended by things (i.e. – i made a question about bandfic and everyone jumped down my throat).
Troublers
I know what you mean about the pretentious people at IMB. Many people there are too pretentious and too easily offender, as you said. I totally agree with what you said. I’m still there because it’s the best place to get info about the band. All sorts of info. The main question is: – Are we, who make this [messboard], stalkers? Are we deep prying into Paul’s life?
Zac Efron
Exactly. mmh sorry to intrude in that topic, but I saw the link in the IMB,thought it was quite interesting and had to add my two cents. I personally totally understand the need to have a private life, so I can totally understand the criticism adressed to fans who want to know informations that are not directly related to the art itself, but the personal life of an artist. Private life is something one shouldn’t take away from you, even if you do some job that keep you under a public eye. So I thought Malers‘ argument quite peculiar to be honest, you shouldn’t have to choose between being famous and having a right to a private life. Famous or not, it is an right everyone must have. But still, I don’t feel like stalker when I stumble on those informations I’m quite glad to find even of I didn’t search for them. It’s neither good or bad, it comes, I think, with the urge to know everything about an artist you love, that insatiable curiosity you can’t help to have towards someone who in a way intruded deeply in your life. I love Interpol to death, they’re part of me, so maybe the desire to know some private details is caused by the reason that makes me want to know and have each song they wrote, each details about it: passionate love. In a way they own you, and you want the same, and sometimes the music itself doesn’t suffice: you want to touch their own personal space (wanting to meet them or knowing some details of their life), or own them totally (thanks to imagination: fanfiction). And it could be also a kind of keepsake, keeping you from transforming them into gods.
Malers
i think you should totally repost the second paragraph of what you wrote. it’s succinct and beautiful, and sums up what i was trying to say much better than i ever could.
Kanye West
it sells albums. i bet paul started this community.
Michelle Rodriguez just got handed down a sentence of 180 days in the slammer! She was dumb and violated her probation, just like Pelvis Hilton did. Sorta. Says a hobag at the L.A. City Attorney’s office: “(She) admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of completion of her community service and for consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol-monitoring device.” What a bloody fool! Anyway, she has until Dec. 24th to serve her sentence. Uh-oh, look’s like somebody’s doing their Christmas shopping early this year!
The last time Michelle was sent to jail (hey, that rhymes!), she was out in like twelve seconds. Rest assured that mess is not going to happen again, because the judge made it abundantly clear that she had to serve out the full term just because the judge hates people named Michelle Rodriquez! Either that or he’s sick of fameass people who drink and drive and violate their damn probations.
* Ha Ha. The post title is an Interpol song.
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