Hahahahah Blohan looks like a Cessnock native with that hood up (this one is for you Cartzo). Her jacket is sweet but if beauty really came from within she would have been out of the job years ago – just kidding.
Rosumund and director, Joe Wright are engaged. They met on the set of Pride and Prejudice (which he directed and she starred in) and they will marry next May. I thought I’d share this lovely news with you but since chemically stable celebrities aren’t much fun to blog about this is gonna be a short one.
Yes folk, some believe this to be worthy news – well I guess no celebrity gossip is worthy news but we love it anyway.
What is up with that fug beard/stache combo? First Jude goes bald and now Jake gets hairy – somebody restore the balance for both of them, there are gonna be no good looking men left in Hollywood.
Whorelando’s cousin Photographer, Sebastian Copeland,said he was shaken up by the paparazzi chasing him through Los Angeles. He also said he isn’t surprised the police found no evidence to suggest Bloom had been drinking alcohol while partying at Los Angeles club The Green Room earlier in the night – because the actor doesn’t imbibe.
He was acting very strangely in a video from that earlier that night and it was very odd that he started to leave the scene of the crash, especially when his friends were injured. He may have been sober but most of the commenters over at TMZ have assumed that he was pissed and there are no test results to prove otherwise. It should be compulsory for every driver after every accident to be breath tested. That way no one gets away with drink driving and no one gets falsely accused.
Remember guys, drink driving is very dangerous at the limit of 0.08 (too high!) you are 7 times more likely to have a crash than you are at a zero level of blood alcohol. It’s best not to drink anything if you are planning on driving. Anners plz don’t drive in LA at night.
If photographers scare you too much to drive properly then get a GD driver!
Jude Law sure is losing his pretty along with his hair – that’s what you get for cheating on Sienners. Does anyone else find that jacket completely fruity?
Excuse me whilst I brace myself for an onslaught from angry Judaloonies, this tends to happen whenever I post on him. Bring it on slags!
So Nasty! And I ephing lied! I said I was taking the weekend off, and I sort of am, but I just read this crap on MSN and I had to share it with you people. Um, basically scientists are hard at work creating robots so life-like that peoples will want to have sess with them and even marry them. They even predict this will be totally legal by 2050 or something like that.
David Levy, the phreak ass bytch who wrote his thesis on “Human-Robot Relationships” agrees that sex with robots may be considered “geeky,” but he says that “once you have a story like ‘I had sex with a robot, and it was great!’ appear someplace like Cosmo Magazine, I’d expect many people to jump on the bandwagon.”
Ha ha hahahahhahahahhaha. Cosmo Magazine? Or Cosmopolitan? Whatevs. I’m hoping this is all just a crazy science joke. Okay, Anners go bye-bye now. Have a good one, peoples!
Kate Middletonwent deer hunting with the Royals for the first time. She was expertly trained by 2 ghillies before joining the main deerstalking party at the Queen’s Balmoral estate (hmmf, more like ‘badmoral’s estate).
Yes I understand the food chain and everything, but in our civilised world I find people who kill these beautiful creatures simply for ‘fun’ to be sick in the head.
Middleton just joined the ranks of Claire Danes in terms of evil. The British Royal family sucks!
* Be back Monday with more nonsense!
Ha Ha. Sorry about this picture, but I dig the Classic Myth!
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