The beautiful Eva Mendes won ‘look of the day’ over at the Instyle site. Even with that busy neckline she looks absolutely smashing – as usual.
The rumour mill is suggesting she is preggers. What do we all think?
Don’t laff, but I would totally wear this outfit! I mean her boyfriend’s outfit! No, I kidd. I actually think that the Hobby Horse pulled together a darling little outfit, but I doubt I’d wear it in America. Anyway, Sienners is in love! Peeps spotted her and Rhys Ifans kissing near a graveyard (an ill portent if ever there wuz one, methinks), and that’s all sorts of sweetness!
P.S. Good for Sienners for managing to locate a creature whose head is larger than hers! Dat must have been hard.
Yay! The FrappuccinHo is reading a book! It’s The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis. I used to love dat book! Turkish Delight! Turkish Delight! Sorry! But anyways, I’m all for books and good deeds, so I thought I’d show a pic of Britney Spearmint Rhino doing something that wasn’t nasty.
* I kid about the ‘Whoredrobe‘ thing. I use the word “whore” for menfolk, too, so shut your head.
There is an evil genius posing as Kate Bosworth, and I’m assuming it’s all supposed to be a big phat phunny joke. Either that, or this chick hates her ass! Here’s a post she did where she posted her responses to a survey about eating disorders. Heads up: The ex-boyfriend referred to is in the above picture.
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The Important Stuff
Age: 24
Weight: 100
Heighest Weight: 110
Lowest Weight: 79
Current Weight: 100
Goal Weight : 75
Fave food : pizza
Fave Drink : diet coke
Fave Exercise : running
Thinspo : Mary Kate
Where do you slip up? Cohassat, Mass
When did it start? in my teens but really kicked into gear around age 23
Why did it start? mom wanted me to be an actress. became really necessary when the paps started to follow me around constantly because i was hooked up with an asshole gay man who needs me around so he could look like he didnt like hot buttsex with a great dane
Does Anyone know? the whole fucking world
Do you want help? NO! NO! NO!!!!
Diet pills? all the time
fave binge food: Pinkberry
Fave dieting food: a big bowl iceberg lettuce
How many cals do you consume a day? around 400 which is 400 too many
What tips do you use to lose weight? keep an intake journal so i can’t convince myself that i really didnt eat that much
What do you see when you look in the mirror? elsie the cow
Are you in a relationship? yes
If so, Do they pressure you to be thin? he says he loves me the way i am but he is a model so the way i am better be damn thin
Are you the fat or thin one out of your friends? i say fat they say thin
Are you depressed? always
Do you self harm? yes
Ever tried to commit suicide? yes
Ever been to a psychologist?? yes
Fave song? sexy back by jt
CREATE YOUR OWN! – or – GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Barney and Friends
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Last week a few us decided that Pauly’s arse is the direct result of Ashtanga Yoga. Ha Ha Ha. Yes, we need serious ephing help, but that’s our problem. It’s not like we’re starring in High School MusicHo and posing naked in a fugly bedroom like dat one hobag! Our fun is innocent! Anyways, I was thinking the messboard stuff was getting too long, so I just thought I’d share with you some of the random ass statements slags wuzz making because a few new photos appeared on the boards this weekend. A few words – Banksy needs to just disclose his damn height already, because slags is seriously staying awake all hours of every night trying to figure out how phucking tall he is!
* He once walked past my husband, who’s 5′-10″ and looked about the same height.
* Strange how subjective size is. Reminds me of seeing the Mona Lisa and thinking it was ironically bigger not smaller, as is the constant complaint, than what I had expected. Now, for some reason, I’m thinking Paul is smaller in real life. It can only mean one thing – Mr. Banks and I need to spend some quality time together. All those in agreement say “ay” …
* I was very lucky and grateful to have met Paul and standing next to me I was surprised he was as tall as he was. I’m 5′6″. He’s definitely 5′10″ but man does he have the longest arms… I put my arm around him and he put his arm around my waist… oh sorry, off topic. Anyways, yeah he’s taller than I thought.
* He did seem like 5′9″ or so… But it doesn’t matter, we love him anyways!
* Is that really Paul? I’m sorry, but I don’t know his backside that well.
* What kind of fan are you!
* Oh! I can recognize his back, his shoulders, but not his arse.
* dear god. . . !! who did take this photo????? and yes that backside is from Paul (or a body clone of him!). See the draw of his legs and hip? and the derrière? he always had that kind of “traseiro” (arse) , especially hip , even if with more or less weight that hip is always there showing us clearly your strategic bones !
* A lot of times he is wearing large trousers, but he show angles which let us no doubts!
look those pockets and belt! i think he put a sweater up his shirt.
* There’s another cola gorda pic! Ha Ha. Lala says that means “big ass” in espagnol! Jijiji.
** Thanks D.Solrac and Morgan for the heads up!
No, it’s really not! But it was nice of Troubers to lend Naomi Campbell her dress!
Can someone remove Lily Allen and Keira Knightley from the phace of planet Earth or at the very least, take away their rights to free speech? All they do is nag and whine and they need to shut their damn heads up. Lily has lately been spewing at the gob about how menfolk are intinidated by her “fiery reputation” or something of that nature, how she is scared to meet new peeps, and how bad she hates Award Ceremonies.
Says Lily: I don’t get men chatting me up, I think they’re intimidated by me – and quite rightly so! I’m actually quite shy when I go out, unless I’m drunk, in which case I’m the complete opposite.”
Um, okay! Yes, stinky girls in prom dresses and sneaks izz so intimidating!
Also, Lily says she only dates people she knows: “I wouldn’t ask a guy out. I’ve only ever got together with people who have been my friends for a while or friends of friends. I’m not up for meeting new people – it scares me.”
Big phat yawn.
And those GD award shows! ”I hate them, those awards ceremonies are vile, they are like death functions. It is fun walking down the red carpet but sitting through those awards is so boring.”
Yeah, so bloody boring… until the day your obnoxious arse actually wins one! Sore loser.
Shar Jackson annoys the hell out of me and I don’t know why! Maybe it’s because she spawned humans with K-Fed or maybe it’s just for the simple reason that her name’s Shar Jackson! Stupidest name evas. Anyway, she acts like she’s way classier than Britney Spearmint Rhino, and dat just ain’t the case!
In case you haven’t been keeping up with Shar (Har Har Har), she has been lending her erudition to some dumb ass ‘celebreality’ rap show on MTV and managed to work an insult aimed directly at Brit into some stupid dumbass song called “Let it Blow.” Here’s the lyric: “They should have had me open up at the Vmas (Video Music Awards.”
Um, no they shouldn’t have you crazy hobaggage! I mean Britney did steal your gross and stupid boyfriend back in 2004 and all, but that was the greatest gift she ever gave you. Get over that, okay? Yov have like four kids or something. Shvt the phvck vp and check their homework for egregious spelling errors and shiz and stop embarrassing them by appearing on MTV!
* By the way, why are all these phreaks acting like opening the VMA’s is a damn honor? That show blows chunks!
Feel free to ignore it, like all the others! In case you were curious as to why Lindsay Lohan is reporting back to work so soon after release from drughab, someone may have found the answer you wuz looking for: Lindsay’s a broke bytch! Booze, crack, rehab, legal fees and prescriptions for Valtrex have forced her to shell out upwards of $7 million over the past few years or so.
Says a source: “Lindsay doesn’t have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she’s coming back to LA (Los Angeles) is to earn some hard money, fast… she still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying.”
See, like I just said! Anyways I’m bored to tears even writing this stuff! It’s so boring out there in La La Land! You’d think I would have at least found a more entertaining picture, but nope! * Oh, and I think I made up that part about the Valtrex. ** I like very much how the source clarified the fact that “LA” means “Los Angeles” because I was two seconds away from Googling the hell out of that!
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