Cola Gorda’s Mouth

I got creeped out big time at the messboards much more than I usually do.  The subject:  Banksy’s mouth.  Wow!  Banksy’s mouth sure does bring out the ephing psychological damage in a slag!   The coolest was the slag who started saying The Lord’s Prayer in Latin.   Excuse me?  By the way, whoever had the audacity to say that Banksy has no lips is a blind bytch!   He has lips, they’re just sort of  thin!  Hahah.  Besides how the hell can he sing without any lips?  Hahahhahahahhaha.   Yes, I’m retarded. 

One more thing:  Yay!  Stella and I get to see Interpol tomorrow!   I’m scared though, because all the messboard slags have been talking about clawing, kicking and murdering bytches who come between them and cola gorda!

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*  i like how his lip is hung up on the mic.  yeah, i’m a fan girl. DON’T YOU JUDGE ME! 
* Someone rush me to the hospital, I think I just had a heart-attack.
* i hate that mouth from Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is like a type of island,entirely surrounded by moles !!!
* hahahaha that’s so truth…………. then his eyes are like the deep blue ocean?
* THOSE EYES ARE LIKE SPOT LIGHTS, YOU KNOW , TWO LIGHTHOUSES DIRECTLY TO OWER BRAIN!!  YEAH! AN OCEAN FOR SURE!!!!! SOMETIMES I´M SINCK THERE AND HE DON´T HELP MUCH!! 
* Do you? Do you really hate it?  No. NO YOU DON’T.
*  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WHAT I DID TO YOU,LORD????????????????!!!! 

PATER NOSTER,
qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum.
Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra.
Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie,
et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris.
Et ne nos inducas in tentationem,
sed libera nos a malo. Amen.  

pes..pesco……….pescoço (neck) , garganta (throat) , boca (mouth ) , lábios (lips) ohh all those words..dangerous words!!!!.. 
SEE BANKS , WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME???????????????????(yeah Sam, Daniel and Carrrrlos too!)
Go ahead with your Crème brûlée!!!!burn amoung the flames of Hell!!!!  RUNNING UNTIL LATE….  mammy wait for me,your innocent daughter is backing!!

* The Banks has no lips. like, at all.
*  How can you hate Paul’s mouth? It’s one of my favorite parts of his body.
* Oh, I love it, too. Just, he has no upper lip.

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^ Shame on Ashtanga Yoga Booty for smoking. 

You Are What You Drink

Still find him sessy, Daners?  He’s labeled as about 40% alcohol and this sounds about accurate.

* Daners has a crush on this mess!

Moss Sells Magazines

Sales of i-D Magazine are up and it’s all thanks to Katers Moss!  If you want the statistics, feel free to click the source!   Don’t bother, though, because it’s retarded.   Anyway,  the issue featuring Katers in an ash-blonde wig and patent leather ‘phuck me’  pumps (see below) is outselling Vogue, Cosmopolitan,  Vanity Fair, Hobags Unlimited and Crackhead Love!  I think I made up the last two, but um… it’s quite possible that they really do exist because last time I went to the newsstand, there were 800 billion magazines.   

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AnusChin Doesn’t Care That I Just Called Her ‘AnusChin’

Since I’m sure you have already bought the Harper’s Bazaar with Jennifer Aniston on the cover and read the accompanying interview  five hundred times, none of this is going to be news!   Anyways, AnusChin divulges that her secret fantasy is to be a  ” . . . a very glamorous spy who plays poker and lives in Monaco.  And has affairs with Daniel Craig.”  Original as all hell.

She also says her ass is tired of living in Los Angeles!  Sayeth Jen:  “I’m just tired of Los Angeles.  In New York, you’re not just in that same car, looking at that same dashboard, driving down the same street. . . If you can get away from the paparazzi and they don’t know where you are, you can actually walk, walk, walk.”

Why does that sound like lyrics to a Bruce Springsteen song to me?  Oh whatevs!  Jennifer also says that she’s sick of being scrutinized and shit:   “I used to care a hell of a lot more about what people said or thought.  But that had to change when my life was under a microscope being scrutinized and my personal life was being talked about. . .  you have to go, ‘This is not acceptable in any way,’ whether it’s about me personally or in business, success versus failure. It’s so negative. It’s such bizarre negativity.”

Just for the record, ‘bizarre negativity’ is human bloody nature.  What, you want praise all the time, AnusChin?  You’re not Jesus and  we’re just trying to keep you humble. 

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Bone Appetit!

Milla Jovovich  has been having some strange ass cravings whilst preggers.  In an interview with Grazia Magazine, she says that:   “I was craving bone marrow one day, and I scoured the whole of Paris searching for the leg of a cow.  When I finally found what I was looking for, I cut it in half, digging out the yellowish substance, slathering it all over bread.”   Sounds all sorts of yummy! 

Oh, and Milla also has other food stuff to say:  ”Before I got pregnant, I really didn’t care about food.  I saw it as fuel, not something to sit down and enjoy.  As an actress and model, I lived on cigarettes and coffee, and jet-lag tended to kill off any appetite I had.” 

Liar!  You wuz on crack and you had crack on the brain.  Just kidding.  I made that up.  Cigarettes and coffee still sounds better than bone marrow, though. 

P.S.  This picture is old as sin.   She is like Ultra pregnant right now!  Huge and beautiful!

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Poor Communication Skills

This picture is chaotic, but it sums up Britney pretty well.  Anyways, I’m sure this is already old news, but um, Britney sort of doesn’t have it together.  Not at all.  You see, she has been banned from seeing her children by the L.A. Superior Court after she neglected to make herself “available” for a random drug test.   Contact with her babies has thus been phucking suspended until she ”complies with court orders.”  

She’s weird.   And so is her dress.

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It’s Hard Out There For A Hobby Horse

I’m guessing this picture is from a very early morning on the set of Sienner’s new movie.  Here’s what the Daily Mail had to say about her appearance:   ”Her exhausted, washed-out look has prompted speculation that her new life with actor Rhys Ifans is starting to take its toll.” 

Huh?  The hobby horse is cold, it’s early, and it’s full of no coffee.  It’s that simple.   Geez, I am so tired of coming to the defense of this creature!  Sienner’s is perfect!

 

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O, I-C-U-R-M-T !

Hahhahahahah.  Old joke from elementary school!   That post title is a full sentence fragment, bytches!  Anyways, Pelvis Hilton is spewing more mouth garbage!  Pelvis told Us Weakly that  “. . . my life was about having fun, going to parties – it was a fantasy.  But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world.”

Whatever is she on about?  She has left a huge pornHographic mark on the world!  Maybe she means a good mark…   By the way, as I’ve already told your arses, Pelvis is going to Rwanda next month to help with the children’s charity “Playing for Good.”  This excursion will of course, be documented, because the slag doesn’t understand how to function without a GD camera in her stupid phace.  Just kidding!  Oh, and Pelvis is scared of going to Africa, peoples.  This is what she said about her upcoming trip:  ”I’m scared, yeah.  I’ve heard it’s really dangerous.  I’ve never been on a trip like this before.”

May the gods be with you, Pelvis Hilton!

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Gray Matter

Kirsten Dunst is dreary as hell.  She’s also really almost too slender.  God, she’s dull!  So am I, but no one’s out there trying to take pictures of me and my phug misery on a daily basis.  You may have noticed that there’s no point to this post.  Congratulations — you are right!

Someone Wants To Be Kate Moss

… and it’s not working!   Sorry, Carmen.   Your haircut blows!

A Few Things:

I’m tired as phuck.   Dat means I’m going to bed!   So this is probably going to be the only post from Anners today (please, stop your tears.  Ha Ha.  I mean stop acting like you don’t give a phuck, because you phucking do!).  In case you haven’t noticed, I pretty much blog between the hours of 1 am and 4 am because that’s when my insomnia is in effect.    

OKay, peoples:  I visited the Interpol messboards but nothing grabbed my ass, and so I decided to just share some of the comments slags have directed toward cola gorda in the messboards with you all.   They’re really cute and demented.  I’m one to talk though, I get pretty demented meself, but whatevs!  — compared to these,  I’m not quite so demented!  Booyah. 

Oh, and if some of these quotes don’t make much sense, you should probably consider awfully lucky.

 * Let’s all of us thank Daners for supplying us with this old picture of Banksy!  Have a good day everyone!   Be back laters! 

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* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..look at him almost a little boy going to sleep after a hard day!  don´t worry boy you have a multiple hands, sorry could be ..hum..not appropriete, You have a lot of arms to hold you …..

* ROAR for me Banks!!

* are you sure?? people are telling around he roar noise. Next? he bite strong and chew ….well..it´s inappropriete to say here(  ).   Of course microphones aren´t the right “thing” and way which we could ask to finally have the correctly answer of his “performances”.   o.k. ,microphones are elements which are touching a several times (also guitars but attempt another.).   Experiences a lot (experiences are the most for ower modern societies as we know clearly) ..well..used..well..you know..by that Devils´s tool!!!  but analyzing closely ,taurus …well..joing leopard.multiply by..hum..adding and not subtracting facts of those parts of .his….hum.. i mean, scientifically  :”yesterday”

* WHY WHY WHY  does he have to be soooooo damn fuckable!!! 

* because he’s heaven sent?

* He’s such an amazing man. The voice, the style, just everything.

* And he keeps wearing the same outfit: leather tie, black shirt and pants.  But, yes, he’s heaven sent. 

* whats up with paul’s new ganster look?  first the loc glasses then this bandana aroung his neck. next he will be c walking. and i can’t wait. 

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Hahahahhahahha!

Hideous Bubble skirts work for evening wear too

 

Bozzers! We told you that horrendous voluminous skirts and dresses will not deceive us. We can still see how malnourished you have become. King of the closet Orlando may have stuck by you but watch, your new straight boyfriend won’t be around for long if you keep up your disappearing act.

Bonesworth was one of 7 honorees at Elle Magazine’s “Women in Hollywood celebration. Considering she hasn’t had many (if any) films out since Superman Bombs I’m guessing this is some sort of an encouragement award after her superb portrayal of Lois Lame earned her a prestigious Razzie nomination.

On a sweeter note, this is an improvement over the previous bubble skirt and I like her satin shoes. Kate also brought her mom and grandma to the ceremony – awww.