Jamers IS sticking around

 

I guess the great publicity is good enough compensation for having to shag a skeleton.

Bozzers is at the Fendi Dinner at the Whampoa Club in Beijing. I’m not digging the shapeless dress but at least it isn’t the product of the slaughter of a bunch of harmless animals. Let it be noted that Fendi was the creator of her death fur coat.

P.S. Is Jamers reminding anyone else of Mr Ed in that pic?

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Kate Moss Looks Kinda Shithouse

The Daily Mail decided to indulge us all with this little fact – ah the perks of fame.

They iz being a little harsh, after all, who dosen’t look a bit worse for wear after 33 years a night of partying.

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Deluded Much?

 

“I would do reality TV forever. It’s so much cooler to have people come up to me and be like, ‘Spencer Pratt!’ and know my name, than to be Orlando Bloom, who’s famous for being some pirate.” – Apparently it is much cooler to be famous for being the King of all douchebags rather than a successful actor.

Oh, and Spencer, just because Whorelando is a DB and you are their king does not mean more people know your name than his.

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Jess knows how it is

“People just love it when I make an ass of myself.” – so true Jess, now if you can just admit that this is because making an ass of yourself is that only form of entertainment that you have any talent for than I’d begin to think you aren’t as stupid as you look.

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Janers is Back! (and so is Bozzers)

And what the phuck is she wearing? How many polar bears died for this fugly Cruella Deville inspired mess? Someone sic PETA on her bony arse ASAP.

Can I post yet?

Has wordpress stopped being a bitch?

It’s a girl for Isla and Sacha!

She had been sporting a big baby bump for a while but Isla Fisher has finally given birth to a baby girl. Congratulations to her and her fiance, Sacha Baron Cohen.

UPDATE: Newer reports say the baby is actually a boy named Sadler James. Whatevs, congrats to the couple on the new baby.

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WordPress is being a bitch and my posts don’t work!

Wino’s one nighter

Amy Winehouse and her husband spent the night in a police cell after being arrested for drug possession in Norway. Guests at the hotel they were staying in smelt marijuana smoke coming from their bedroom and hotel staff notified the police. A small amount of pot was confiscated from the room and they were each fined about 350 pounds.

But don’t worry about the Wino, the cops said both individuals were very co-operative and she is now recovering in a luxury spa, apparently she has been ordering lots of champagne to the spa area.

Nothing like a good ole pissup to help you recover after an arrest!

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