“Je Deteste Une Hobby Horse!”

Kate Moss is not fond of Sienner Miller at all!  Yeah, nobody cares, including me.  Anyways, Kate used to be crumpet buddies with Sienner’s new boyfriend, Rhys Ifans, and she feels that Sienner is encroaching on her social circle.  Haha!   I love that word ‘encroaching’ — hardly ever get to use it! 

Things are so bad that Katers and Sienners got into verbal fisticuffs at some bytches wedding a few weeks ago, and now Kate is telling Rhys that Sienner’s is bad news!  Says a source:   “Kate isn’t happy.  Rhys was her main male friend in her close-knit group. She isn’t keen on Sienna.  There is definite tension between them.”  

Ah, it’s always hard when the friend and the the new love don’t get along.  Poor Rhys, caught in the middle of two such fine slags!   Okay, that was fake compassion.  Seriously I hope he’s having headaches all over the place because I’m sick and bloody tired of documenting his domestic and romantic entanglements! 

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HOtel Rwanda

Paris Hilton kills me!  By the way, she is not flaking on Rwanda!   Her trip for next month was cancelled, but she is not turing her back on Rwanda and she will go there next year as soon as the organization that is coordinating the trip gets its shit together.  Says Paris:   “I know Rwanda went through a lot of traumatic experiences, and I feel like if I go there, I can help save some lives.”

No comment.

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A Woman Of No Importance

I’m not being mean!  That is the name of the next movie Sienner’s  going to act in.   Hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahha.   Sorry,  that’s immature and stupid.  But so is this blog!  I actually like Sienna Miller.  She’s got a personality and she gives us lots to blog about.  Plus she looks like a human hobby horse, and that’s quite an achievement!  Oh one more thing!  Sienner’s boyfriend, Rhys Ifans, wants her to marry him, but so far, La Hobby Horse has declined him like 5 bloody times.   

^ Viva La Hobby Horse!   Maledito!

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Damn!

Okay, this isn’t gossip related, but there was just a big ass earthquake in the San Francisco Bay Area!   Anners is scared.  Be back laters!

P.S.  It was because of the Abbey pictures!   Had I not posted that link to Lala’s pictures, none of this would have happened!    Sorry Zeus! Sorry Poseidon!  Which one of you bytches makes the earth go “shake shake shake”?

It’s Whorelando!!

Look at his shoes!   They are cloven!   Janers, stop making fun of my boyfriend!  He was cleared of all suspicions about that accident and he’s beautiful.   He’s also bringing me a cup of coffee, just like I asked him to.    I’m demented.  It’s dreary today in the Bay Area and some chick just sent me an email that seriously insulted my intelligence!   As if I’m retarded or something.   But hey, whatever.   Opinions are good.   Just please, if you have issue with anything I post on this blog, refrain from illustrating your point with examples a five-year-old would laugh at.   Okay, I’m rambling.   Bad day.   Cheers, slags!

P.S. Isn’t is cute how Whorly lent that guy some stuff from his wardrobe after he spent the night? – they is sharing a tracksuit, awwwww

^ Janers is trying to be funny again!

The Crazy Bankhead From Brazilia

“Why is the back of this man’s head more alluring than most men’s faces???” 

I was going to write up a quaint little post about how I became a fan of Interpol and Banksy, but I think I’ll save that shit for a rainy day.  Peoples, when I say the messboards are full of nutters I ephing mean it.   That bolded quote is not mine, okay?  It belongs to a messboard slag you shall remain nameless.   Ha ha.  Morgan will laugh at that provided she had her coffee this morning! 

I also found three gorgeous passages from “The Crazy Bankhead from Brazilia,” who really hates that Banksy is getting too thin (“Where are your substances?”), and also finds it irritating that one of his eyes seems to be larger.  Thus, she urges him to keep both eyes tucked away behind glasses.  Damn!  I wish I could interview her!   I am not kidding.  Ooh, good idear!  Interviews with the vampires messboarders!

* There was some talk about Ashtanga’s ex-girlfriend the other day.  Lala sent some pics, bytches!  Be nice to Abbey!   I think she’s cute.  ** Sorry, no more Abbey!   A sweet lady named Sarah sent me an email saying I was violating peoples’ privacy by providing a link to the pics.  

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*   . . . BANKS WHERE ARE YOUR CHESTS?? YOUR SUBSTANCES??  I KNOW THIS TABLE OF CONTENTS IS PRACTICALLY CLOSED , BUT IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT SENSE AND THE GOOD BEHALVIORS(  ), BACK FOR YOUR SUBSTANCE , IT´S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO!!!
. . .  GOD, PLEASE KEEP USING YOUR GLASSES BANKS , THAT EYE IS AN ABSURD.  DANIEL ,SHOW ME YOUR ADREESS , PLEAAAASE ADOPT ME !!!!!  SAM AND CARLOS WITH THEIR IDENTITIES , I LIKE VERY MUCH U GUYS! . . .

* just morta (dead, muerta)!!!!  -as always, [name omitted]??
oh…here we are again with monologues…. 
what did he say??  ” i distrust all women”
soo i distrust all Paul j. Banks!!
oh! just exist one right???

malleditoo!!!!!

*  hahahahahaahaahahahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
breathing…..
hahahaahahahaahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what pose!!!!!
“me gustaria de ser dictador algunas veces”
“gostaria de ser ditador algumas vezes”
etc..etc…etc…
Jesus , posing like that???
Oh! This make my night ( because here is 11:00pm)!!!!
Paul Banks examining the photo from R.S. magazine ,in the morning:
yeah! that body keep coming from Hell, but his posture…..
come on [ name omitted] !!! like you didn´t like!!!
of course i did, my dearself, but looks like everything but dictatory!!!

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^ Is one eye bigger?   Who cares?  Still hot!   Oh, and vistalux — you iz a whore!