The FrappuccinHo Is Not Preggers!

^ FrappuccinHo!

If you’ve been to to grocery store you’ve probably seen that stupid In Touch Weekly cover story saying that Brit Brit was pregnant with a fugly man’s child.   It’s all a phucking lie!   If you want all the dumb arse details, go ahead and click the source link!

Sorcery

Because It’s Fun To Watch People Shop!

Actually, it’s not fun to watch people shop, it’s weird.   But here’s Rachel Bilson getting papped whilst shoe-shopping at Barney’s in Beverly Hills.

Katie Got Bobbed

I’m sure everybody cares.  I don’t even know why I’m posting stuff after I said that I’d see you all on Monday…  Suri is so cute, isn’t she?   Ha!   

I Forgot Something

I forgot to add this pic to yesterday’s bunch!  Hee Hee.  I swapped pics, cuz this one’s better!  Master Tsukai, you will go down in the annals of history for shizzle!  Ignore that!  

I also forgot to talk about D. Solrac’s brill T-shirt idea.   Have you been following the whole t-shirt thing?  If you think you want to join da mole patrol, can you kind of like leave a comment so she can have an idea of how many are up for t-shirts?   Thanks!

One more thing!  Morrissey is suing NME Magazine for defamation!  I don’t know why but I’m just going to go ahead and say that he’s right and they’re wrong because he’s cool beans.  

* Oh, and check out my friends in the blogroll!  

Bye!

Lazy Slag Alert!

I think this was my worst posting week ever!   Ugh! Hopefully next week I’ll have my act together and post on a more regular schedule… in the meantime I’m tired as hell and I’m going to bed!  I’ve left you with some silly pictures of  Venice Beach that I filched off the internet.   I lived there for two years and I was feeling nostalgic and all of my pics are presently stuck in a storage shed in Marina Del Rey.  Boo hoo.  Plus, I hate posts with no pictures!  Plus, I’m copying Troublers who posted some pretty pictures of New York on her blog (only she took the pics herself).

** I may have a new crush!   It’s that ‘Tailor Made’ bytch on I Love New York!  He’s all sorts of sleazy, slick, and hot! 

*** For the Banksaloonies:   You may get a kick out this video.  Don’t panic when it first starts up though, okay?  It’s a bloody joke (literally).  If you think it’s funny, thank Stella for sharing it!  If you don’t think it’s funny, blame Stella for sharing it!   <—— Hahaha.  Stella’s cool beans, all right!  You have to watch the whole thing ( it’s like a minute and thirty seconds long) to fully understand the joke, though.   :)

See ya Monday!  

PDA

 Okay, I’m not going to beat around the bush.   PDA is the best ephing song in the history of the world!  Just kidding.   That Paula Cole song that used to play in the beginning of Dawson’s Creek is.   Just kidding again!  That’s actually the worst song in the history of the world.  And I lied!  I’m beating around the bush!  I suck for sure.  Anyway,  I never got around to waxing poetic about Turn On The Bright Lights!  aka Interpol’s finest hour!  Eph that!  I really don’t want to say that it’s the best Interpol album because I dig Antics so much and all that, but I do have to admit that TOTBL is kind of special, even though I can’t drive to it.

The first time I listened to it I was like:  “This isn’t Antics part 1, so eph this all over the place!”  Essentially, all I did was put PDA on repeat for a few days because I’ve been mentally forsaken by God.  Ha.  That was the first Interpol song I ever heard so it was like familiar, and it was all I wanted to hear.  Anyways… long story short, I was studying one day and all sorts of lazy and so I listened to the CD straight through several times and I fell in love with Banksy!  The first songs that stuck out were Obstacle 2 (I liked the part about him playing with someone’s braids and toasting the snow that fell) and Stella Was  A Diver And She Was Always Down.  First of all, it’s all sorts of cute when he introduces the song (is there a cigarette in his mouth?), and second of all, that’s a swell song, right there!   I like the music, it sounds like a little magic carpet ride.  I don’t even really know what the hell that means.   By the way, I came to love this CD in stages.   

So yeah it was those two songs I just talked about and then it was all about Leif Erikson.  God, that Banksy has a real sessy voice!  “It’s like learning a new language….”  Gradually, I came to appreciate the album in its entirety.  Actually, funny enough, it’s only right now as I write this that I think I can actually fully appreciate this album:  It’s a hot bastard with a great personality.  Antics is a hot bytch with a good personality, and Our Love To Admire is a hot bytch with almost no personality — but it’s still a hot bytch, okay!  *Don’t quote me on this , okay?  I’ll probably contradict myself in two days.    

1. Untitled:   Such  a creative name for a song.   I was just listening to it while I was writing this post and I was trying to think of a title that may be better and I couldn’t think of one. 
2. Obstacle 1:   For some reason I don’t know what to say about this one.  It’s energetic!  This song has a nice personality, all right.  I like it, and that’s all I can say right now. 
3. NYC:   The subway, she is a porno?!   Yes, I imagine it is!  And so is BART and so is college and so is life and so is the Dr. Phil show.  Dr. Phil is a porno show for reals.  I like the atmosphere here, though, in the song.   
4. PDA:   ”You’re so cute when you’re frustrated… dear.” I love this song for reals.   I don’t know why, it’s just cool beans.  I wish I could express myself better, I really do, because you are probably sick and tired of hearing me say “cool beans, cool, neat, and perfect”.  You know those dumb ass Yoplait yogurt commercials where slags are like “This is like, diamonds covered in pearls good?”  It’s like that, bytches! 
5.  Say Hello To The Angels:  *waves* Hewwo, Angels!    Hahahhahahahaha.   I’ve always wanted to say that.   This is a bloody awesome song.   I like the latter part best, though, when everything all of a sudden just freaking changes.  It’s like three songs in one and that’s very cool.   
6. Hands Away:  My little sissy doesn’t dig this one, but I do in all sorts of ways.  It sort of sounds like a spiritual song sung in a church with stained glass windows and flying buttresses and everything.  There’s some strange atonement going on here, and I quite like it.
7. Obstacle 2:  This one makes me smile because it’s kind of ridiculous.  It’s cute!  “I’m gonna pull you in close, gonna wrap you up tight, gonna play with the braids that you came here with tonight I’m gonna hold your face and toast the snow that fell…because friends don’t waste wine when there’s words to sell…”  Hahaha!  That’s so cute and weird.  My favorite part is when Banksy repeats the “words to sell” part like halfway through the song. 
8. Stella Was A Diver And She Was Always Down:  I already talked about this one.  It’s perfect.  A good song to float to.
9. Roland:   What the hell is going on in the beginning of this song?  It’s so neat, I love it!   I think the beginning is the best part of the song, though.  I like the name, too!  “Roland!” 
10. The New:  Ooh, I like this one a lot.   It starts off nice and soft like a lullaby.  “Settling down takes time….” and then it ephing changes, but that’s fine because it sort of needs to.   
11. Leif Erikson:     All sorts of sessy.  I already talked about this one, too.  It’s kinda funny imaging Banksy on a lifeboat at night, though.   

Pics! 

Don’t Make Me Rave

Sienna Miller is tired of being subjected to some sick shit at the hands of her gnarled boyfriend, Rhys Ifans and his friends.   Rhys Ifans. Rhys Ifans.  Rhys Ifans!  You have no idea how fun it it is to type his name until you’ve tried it yourself.  Anyways, it’s pretty evident that every single one of his friends (especially Kate “Make-my-lame-ass-rave” Moss, hates her and obviously that’s putting Rhys Ifans in an uncomfortable position!  Naturally, he’s been trying to smooth things over.  

A week or so ago,  he told Sienner that it would be a good idea for her to call up Kate and ask her if she would like any help preparing for that stupid ass party she threw for her friend Davinia:     “He told Sienna it would really help if she called Kate. She refused at first, saying it would be a really unnatural thing for her to do. . .  But Rhys finally convinced Sienna. When she called and asked Kate if she needed help preparing for the party Kate laughed the offer off, patronisingly called her ‘a sweetheart’ and told her to have a good night.”

It was at that very party that Sienner was verbally assaulted by Kate Moss and she’s bloody fed up with trying to fit in with his socially uncouth friends!    

Sorcery

Guess The Slag

Hey Franco!

Daners is the only person who will understand this.   That’s cool with me, though!  Is James Franco still a shag?  By the way here he is in a still from some movie.  I forget the title but it has the word ‘pineapple‘ in it.  That’s so odd!  That other dude was in the movie Knocked Up.   I didn’t watch it, though, because I don’t fancy either him or Katherine Heigl and plus it looked all sorts of nasty.    

What If Orlando Was Your Dad and Keira Was Your Mom?

Hahahahhahahahhahahaha!    That is a real thread in the Whorelando Bloom messboard!   Lucky for you that I’m not going to share the comments with you.  I mean, what’s the point?   Let’s just say that we are clearly dealing with 45 year old women in this particular forum!  Here’s some other cool threads that I’m too lazy to read right now (just don’t think I’m never going to read them because I will.  I always do!  And I’m always fulfilled).  Oh, and I also decided to be a smartass and respond to some of them:

• What song do you think represents Orli?    [Roxanne, by the Police]  
• What would you do if Orlando rang you!!!!?????    [ Talk to him? ]
• Orli Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanza Party!!!!    [Can I do the Kwanza one?]
• Wonder where he shops for his groceries?    [He doesn't shop for groceries!]
• Orlando Bloom Gutter Club Phase 2   [What?]
• Where does he live?  [Mt. Olympus.  Duh!] 
• Why the heck do people hate Orlando so much?  [Because he's hot shit!  Also, because he's a monstrous slut and he can't act.]
• Apparently Orlando likes Starbucks   [What?  I've never seen this bytch clutching a Starbucks cup!] 
• What if Orlando was your dad and Keira was your mom?  [I'd be a scrawny pirate baby with a big phucking head and no talent!  Just Kidding!]

Carlos D. Is Not Defined In The Urban Dictionary!

It’s a damn shame, really.   Banksy is defined!   Why Carlos not defined? <— I know that was bad grammar, but it sounds better that way.  So yes, if you go to the Urban Dictionary and type in Carlos D. what you’ll get is a whole lot of hooey about Carlos Mencia being a racist  and pretty much any entry with the name “carlos” in it.  Don’t despair, though!  There were some bits of Dengler in there, and here they go:

1. ass master: Carlos D. of Interpol is a prime example of an ass master.  

Wow, you are such an ass master Carlos! lol

2. Carlos D:  Androgynous bassist of gloom rockers Interpol. Often defined as a goth nazi vampire, Carlos is found mostly at parties, drinking, and having sex.

Girl: That Carlos D is so hot. I want his children.
Guy: I wish I could be as cool as that Carlos D.

7. Carlos D:  Bassist of NYC band Interpol. Part pseudo Goth, part Latin lover, part new wave wonder and quite possibly the most flashy and stylish member of Interpol. The vampire bassist also has rumored to have given some guy’s chick herpes, and the guy ain’t too happy about it.

Person 1: Who’s that vampire Nazi DJing?
Person 2: Carlos D.

9. big c*** :  What carlo has.

what is in carlo’s pants

Pics!

Frynch Bytches

^ 89% insane in the membrane.

I was going to post these pics the other day but my brain fell apart and so I didn’t get around to posting them. I also forgot why the hell I was going to post them in the first place!   Anyways, here are two pics of Eva Green and some of Johnny Depp and his divinely beautiful girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis.  She is a chanteuse and an actress and a mother.   That’s sweet.  

I found out some info about the divinely crazy and beautiful Eva Green!  She has a blonde twin sister that she doesn’t talk to all that much and that her last name does not mean ‘the color green’, nor is it pronounced the way you may have thought!  It’s ‘grain’ and it means ‘tree branch’.   Suck on that.