GyllenHo is shaggable again

The nasty facial hair is gone – but he is looking cranky, did Reese dump his arse already?

Scientology will suck the life out of you

Ok this is not good, buy yourself a quality bra and maybe cover up them ribs with a t-shirt, while you’re at it get a new husband – he is obviously feeding off your soul or something, whilst you’re not feeding off anything.

Maybe this is why scientologists discourage therapy and anti-depressant medication – they like to feed of the unhappiness and lack of well being of others. Hey, it might sound crazy, but not as crazy as Xenu.

P.S. It’s a pretty big achievement running the NYC marathon – 26 miles – perhaps scientology really does give you superpowers – in exchange for all thoughts of happiness.

Who In The Hell Is Daniel Wu?

He’s nice-looking!  I’m gonna do some research on this bytch.  BRB. 

Shag or Gag?

 

Old pic of Carlos Dengler!   Yeah, I don’t care if you can’t stand Interpol or whatevers…. but be fair.  He’s sort of pretty.   So what be it, bytches?   Would this v shag this bytch?

* P.S.  I wouldn’t bother posting someone I wouldn’t do a shag with!  Except for the time I posted the John Basedow thing!  Dat was a joke.   Don Imus was a phucking joke, too! I was actually not joking about Westley Clark, though.

^ Carlos now.

“Spaaaare Meeee The Suspense…”

Poor Melrose.  She wasn’t crowned America’s Next Top Model like two ‘cycles’ ago and she got called a bytch throughout the whole damn show…  this is old.  But it was the best season evers, methinks!   Hahahahaha.  Woot for Caridee!   This clip is super short, but worth each of those 47 seconds you will have lost…

I promise I’ll stop with the nonsense, now.  C ya tomorrow, peoples!

The “Email Thing”

Dear Peoples,

Last week I flipped out about an email that was sent to me.  Sorry to drag you all into that.   Anyway, me and the email lady (no disrespect, I just don’t want to use her name) have patched that thing up.  In fact, we’re going clubbing this weekend with Abbey Drucker.  Just kidding.   She’s nice and it’s all merry like Christmas.  Okay, this post is dumb – I just needed to clear the air.  

Hope your weekend was a good one,

: )

“Anners”   

Are You Brain?

Remember when Brian Krakow was going to help Jordan Catalano with his reading or something, and Jordan was trying to read his name?   hahahaha.  He said ‘Brain’!  Sorry.  Janers just reminded me that I haven’t done a Shag or Gag? post in a while!   Damn, I’m slipping!  I’m gonna think up some shag or gags today (that’s sort of psychotic, though!).  Anyway, My So-Called Life is out on DVD now, in case you care.

Oh!  Apparently Jordan Catalano  and Jared Leto are two different people for 2 reasons.  1.  I did an image search on “Jordan Catalano” and these pics popped up.  2.  I hate Jared Leto, but I kinda dig Jordan!  Jordan, Jordan Catalano.  Damn that Rayanne for enunciating his name in that manner! 

Oh, snap

The Chaser boys got told, by the Prime Minister. I don’t often agree with Johnie these days but this is an exception because one of the Chasers is an arsebag!

Do ya watch this show CartzHo? I often post segments but I don’t know if anyone watches em.

P.S. Chas is still funny and kinda cute

I Lurves Him…

Before Banksy came along and stole my heart, I was crazy in lurve with John Frusciante.  The five people who read this blog regularly already know about my history with Johnny, and so I’ll spare you the boring lecture again, but I will reiterate the fact that we wuz gonna get married.  Ha Ha.   Just kidding!  Anyway it’s been one of those days where nostalgia rules supreme, and so I broke out the Frusciante solo albums!  He makes such sweet music — I’m being serious.  And he makes tons of it.  In 2005 he released like 6 solo albums and I bought all of them.  Hahahaha.   I should have asked him to comp me — just kidding!  That’s the best I can do with describing his music, by the way. 

I said his music was “sweet,” and I know that’s lame and not helpful at all, but I  just don’t enjoy describing music.  I don’t know why, though!  Whatever.  Two bloody thumbs up for John’s music, okay!  I posted some Youtube clips so you can judge for yourselves.  Feel free to just listen and not look at the videos, though – they aren’t his videos anyway, mostly montages of photos and stuff that fans put together. 

Oh wait!  I just thought of something that may help with describing his music!  It’s very good to study with.  I said ‘with’ not ‘to’, and that was quite deliberate.  Ah, semantics. Okay, bye!  See you Monday.

P.S.  I just read what I wrote here (above)  and now I totally understand what one of my old professors  was telling me about my writing:    Too. Many Short.  Sentences.   I’m so sorry about that, and I’ll try to work on constructing longer sentences in the future.  Too lazy to fix it tonight.  Ha.

* Stella, I added your suggestion!   Booyah.