The Wheel Keeps Turning

Wheel Turner got himself cleaned up and went to some event…  I think I like him better dirty and wearing sweats.  That’s not saying much, though, because I don’t like him dirty and wearing sweats!   Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.   He’s hurting my feeling at this point.  Damn it, Whorelando!   You’re a phucking terrible boyfriend, you know that?  I mean, you have cute little (literally) lips and all, but that gorilla hair is just insulting.   No shag, bytch.   Still a deadbeat perv, by the way:   It’s been about four years and no ephing phone call!