Paps were all over Thandie Newton and her kin at LAX the other day. Yes, I know she ruined Beloved and The Pursuit of Happenis (hahaha — no wait The Pursuit of Happyness ruined itself — terrible film!), but look how cute her kids are!
^ “Bring it, bytches.” * I changed the pic cuz Morgan didn’t likey!
Yesterday I mentioned how some frightfully mean young lady in the forum said that a particular picture of Banksy made her want to punch him in the damn face! Evil! It gets worse — there were other meanies who actually had the gall to AGREE with her! What in the sick hell is this all about? And on his very own photo thread, peoples! That’s three kinds of wrong! Thankfully some slags tried to ease tensions by either attempting to move things along by posting new photos (hahahahhahahahaa) or by silencing the argument all together by maiming everybody. Just kidding, damn it! Nobody phreaking got (physically) hurt. I almost didn’t do this post because it’s making my heart ache in ways it’s never ached before, but what the hell . . . I’ll recover ( I think). Here goes some of the comments: They’ve been edited a little bit for clarity and such, and names have been omitted because people are entitled to their aliases and stuff. Maledito!
* Hi La Maleditaa!!! Guys, The artist formerly known as “The Crazy Bankhead from Brazilia” stopped by! She cleared up the origins of Maledito, okay? From Hereon-in I will call her by her proper name, ‘La Maleditaa’. She’s so cool!
^ The face that launched a thousand (virtual) hits.
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* i suppose i’m the only one that feels the irrepressible urge to smack him whenever he makes that kind of face?
* That caused me deep inner pain [ omitted ]. Deep inner pain. …but no…I’m pretty sure it’s not just you.
* shut up! I almost posted that it makes me want to punch him the face, but I was afraid that would be too redundant.
* I’ve had both of his blue lighthouse eyes on me and I was still this close to punching him in the face. I don’t know what stopped me.
* which is worse, incarceration or getting attacked by crazed paul fanbrats?
* You’re a little freaky, huh????
* ^ No that would be your avatar, which is DISGUSTING. seriously, it’s gross.
* ^ Boo!
*Time for some photos!
* [QUOTE which is worse, incarceration or getting attacked by crazed paul fanbrats?] The fucking fanbrats, fer sure. Plus I don’t think anyone else would’ve blamed me for punching him then. i kinda agree……. I mean, sometimes I had the same thought of punching him in the face (specially when he wears those geeky glasses) but then I imagine all that scene, and the minute that man open the mouth to say whatever the f*ck he wants, I will just melt like amelie did…
*wow, i didn’t know so many people felt the same way as i did. i no longer feel so alone. *sniffs*
* i kinda agree……. I mean, sometimes I had the same thought of punching him in the face (specially when he wears those geeky glasses) but then I imagine all that scene, and the minute that man open the mouth to say whatever the f*ck he wants, I will just melt like amelie did… **{repeated, but relevant to next comment. Sorta!}
* ^ Your argument is invalid. It was when he opened his mouth and talked that I wanted to punch him. My fist clenched and everything.
* Why is Paul being so savagely abused in his own God-damned pix thread all of a sudden????
* Uh… I never have had the urge to smack Paul. He is who he is.
* ^ i have no idea who he is. i know next to nothing about him. i merely want to put my fist to his face. i want to put my fist to a lot of people’s faces. fortunately they’re all far away and i don’t personally know them, so i’m sure they don’t care.
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* So wrong!
Here’s Kim Kardashian celebrating her cover of Playboy. Congratulations, Kim! You deserved this. You really worked your ass off to get where you are today. Props, slag!
Rather than write up some stupid post about Kelly Osbourne’s neck issues, I thought I’d write up a stupid poem instead. It’s a haiku.
It hurts really bad
My neck got sprained – such pain!
My hair’s too heavy
Some hardcore shit went down at Madeo restaurant in L.A. last Friday! George Clooney and Fabio almost came to fisticuffs! From what I culled from the stupid article I read, both were dining separately with their ladies and FabiHo’s lady got all camera happy. George Clooney got all paranoid and shit and thought she was taking pics of he and his girlfriend, and he told FabiHo’s slag to shut it! Fabio went over to talk to George about that and talk quickly went sour. He was overheard telling Clooney: “I thought you were a nice guy. Stop being a diva!”
Clooney stood up and was all set to punch Fabio’s lights out for that, but some of the restaurant’s staff intervened. Thumbs down! Had they left matters alone, Clooney woulda slapped Fabio, but Fabio would have pounded his arse into the ground. Clooney deserves an ass-beating for that godawful Ocean’s 12. I spent real money on that bunk!
Hahahhaha. Sorry. That’s the name of my favorite Belle and Sebastian CD. Whatever – it works, so I’m actually not sorry at all. Hey! Sienner’s boyfriend, Rhys Ifans just proposed to her gruel-chumming arse! He did it with style, too! He wrote up a song for his favorite Hobby Horsey entitled “Marry This Misfit,” and worked his proposal into it. Woot! for creativity, Rhys! Too bad Sienners just laughed her arse off and forgot to give you an answer…
Patience.
^ Why couldn’t I be born Angelina Jolie?
I found these pics on Oh No They Didn’t and I don’t know what the hell’s going on, but bazooka looks like she’s going through withdrawal in a major way! Maybe Megan Fox is acting? That mural is HEAPS interesting though. I spy a jester and a rubic’s cube (sp?) and the color yellow always makes me smile, too. Ha.
^ “I pout, therefore, I am.” Damn depression is a serious bytch!
^ Oh, look: Everything’s phine! Phew! This was causing me ceaseless worries.
Apparently the Writers Guild of America is on strike. I’ve always thought that the writer of a film or television show is the real creative genius behind a hit. The director and actors can certianly make a film fantastic (or terrible) but you ain’t got nothing if you haven’t got a good script to work with. Writers can make huge amounts of money but it is often nothing when you consider the sh*tload of cash that is made out of a successful movie/TV show.
Basically the writers feel they are being screwed over by the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers in regards to internet and DVD sales.
What does everything think about the whole thing? Do they deserve more cash or should they just get back to work? (I reckon it’s time for greedy producers to fork out more of the money they make off other people)
P.S It’s sweet how actors are out supporting the writers.
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