Kate Hudson! Shame all over you for making out with my boyfriend (Whorelando Bloom) the other night at your nasty party! How do you have time to do this anyway? Go cut your son’s hair, dammnit! Go back to Dax! Or Owen Wilson. He still wants you, I think. By the way, why do all your movies suck? Okay, go back to your jog, you little homewrecker.
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Isn’t he all sorts of cute? That’s Daniel with some slag he acted alongside with in a film called The Banquet. Whatevers! Anyway, I was able to do some more sleuthing about Daniel Wu and I found at that he has a blog (woot!) and that his film Drink Drank Drunk is indeed, available on Amazon.com. He’s also super duper piping hot.
* More Sweetness Follows
** Troublers, thank you for bringing “Drink Drank Drunk” to my attention!
Anners
The world’s most controversial figure, Keira Knightley, is gracing the pages of Lula Magazine. Here izz some of the photos. They izzz all sorts of cute! There is no story, because if I were to include snippets from the interview that came straight from da (hobby) horse’s mouth, someone who shall remain “Anonymous” may end up stabbing themselves in the groin! Or even worse — they might just leave me a whole bunch of creepy comments that aspire one day to be considered ‘intelligent’. Nobody wants that to happen.
* If you’d like to see more pics and/or read Keirer’s earth-shattering interview, please hop over HERE.
There are rumours that Lohan might be preggers! The past few weeks she has been snapped wearing baggy clothes and a lot of big scarves that cover her belly. The fact that she hasn’t been photographed parading around in a swimsuit also seems odd considering she used to wear about 3 different bikinis everyday.
Lindz might be doing well since rehab but I’m not sure she’s ready for a baby. I’m not sure about her new boyfriend either, apparently he dumped his ex-fiance via sms (she also found out that her engagement ring was fake when some of the stones fell out).
Posted by Janers
Here is a picture of Banksy topless – sorry if you were eating dinner or something (just kidding, ……. but not really). I just can’t see what is so sexy about the pale skinny boy with the cigarettes – but whateva floats your boat ladies!
Anyways, Anners seems to be off enjoying her weekend but it’s a Sunday night for me and I need something to distract me from thinking about the fact that I have to go to work tomorrow, so I found you guys an interview with Daniel about the band, there are also more pics.
Posted by Janers
Elizabeth Hasselback has had a baby boy. Unlike an Iraqi child he isn’t going to grow up being showered in bullets – but he will probably grow up hearing that war (and its outcomes) is totally justifiable.
I kinda hope the kid will turn out to be gay, then maybe she will be able to see first hand those who suffer due to people with extremist/conservative views.
Janers
They’re a dime in a dozen aren’t they?
Anyways, Kate Hudson and Whorelando Bloom are rumoured to have hooked up at a Hollywood party. This now means that in approximately the last 2 weeks he has been been linked to Kate Hudson, Maniston, Jessica Simpson, Miranda Kerr, Jake Gyllenho, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Rosie O’Donnell (I made up the last 3 but wouldn’t be surprised if they turned out to be true).
It’s been a while since Bozzers dumped him and he needs to find himself another loyal beard girlfriend already. People are going to start assuming he has the most vicious strains of Herpes, Chlamydia and Gonorrhea (the type you get from shaking hands with Paris Hilton).
Posted by Janers
Amanda Peet’s little bubby supports the writers’s strike along with her mummy.
Janers
I like to throw in a post about a non-trashy Hollywood celeb every now and again (yep, there are some out there) so here’s a pic of Cate Blanchett looking smashing at the Sydney Theatre Company Dinner – She’s preggers if you hadn’t heard. I’m guessing it’s a boy, anyone wanna do bets?
P.S. Why do people always talk about that pregnancy glow? Are you really going to be glowing if you are throwing up every morning (and afternoon)?
Janers
When did Katherine Heigl start hating on the paparazzi? I thought she was always one to smile and be polite. Mmm, maybe she has been missing her scrubs and fat pay-cheque since the writers’ strike began.
In other news, I think she is donning a rug which has had armholes cut into in it as a cardigan – I kinda like it tho.
Janers
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