I think Bozzers skipped 1 too many meals and disappeared for good! I really miss bagging out the bony lass. She may not be that popular of a celebrity or have had any hit movies in a long time but the paparazzi still seem to love her – are they striking with the writers?
“Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis Calls His Incarceration “One of the Greatest Miscarriages of Justice Ever”
- I couldn’t be bothered reading the rest of this article but this sick pervert should have gotten life. He got throw in the slammer for some tax evasion charges or something (he made millions of dollar unethically and then can’t be bothered paying taxes!) but he deserves to be charged for many more crimes.
Oh, and I’m sure all the falsely accused people on death row are really feeling for this douchebag after he has experienced ’such a great miscarriage of justice’.
First the celebrity trend was to carry your dog in your purse, now it is to wear your dog like a purse.
Don’t worry Anners, he is not into older men that is just his dad – The mini dog, the jacket over the shoulder, did Whorlando dress him?
BTW that cutesy doggy he’s holding looks like a little teddy bear!
I guess this means the Victoria’s Secret fashion show is on soon. Would I go directly to hell if I was to shoot down a plane full of angels? Even if it would mean sparing the self esteem if millions of women worldwide?
I suppose I better not, Heidi Klum is on there and she is an awesome slag and the mother of 3 babies. I still wouldn’t mind attacking the others with a can of spray on fugly tho, if only such a thing existed.
Janers
Looks like they’re still together and still full of smiles, but I know he is still thinking about Whorlando Bloom - just kidding, these two are cute, they need to make some cute celebrity babies already. Maggie’s little one could totally use a cousin to play with.
Janers
This is all I have to say about this woman.
Janers
Who is the old lady with the bright red lips whose picture keeps popping up on a bunch of celeb websites?
Tip for young womenz: If you want to keep your youth, restrain from dying your eyebrows white and making coats out of picnic rugs.
Janers
Is the messboard reportage getting boring? I hope not, because the messboard’s are finally getting interesting again! By the way, in case you missed it, my favorite fabled messboard slag, La Maleditaa came to the blog this weekend! Yay! Okay there were 3 “Hot Topics” in the messboards and here they go:
1. What is the nature of the “Paul Banks Photo Thread?”
2. Should slags who make less than adoring comments about Banksy be slaughtered? (Hahah. Okay, that’s stretching just a little bit).
3. Banksy’s booty. 
* There was a lot of ‘quoting’ this time around. Hope it’s not confusing! Oh, and all names have been changed. But La Maleditaa remains La Maleditaa because she’s gangster like that and doesn’t mind. Let’s share a pie!
** Oh, and InterLol was back in business this weekend. HAHAHA!
Anners
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* Anna Molinari Blumarine
Yeah, I think I’m probably just too much of a black-hearted perv take my perving of Paul Banks too seriously. I can certainly wax poetic about music, but I’m afraid that perky tush + my eyeballs = “fwoaaargh” with no relevance or thinking attached. Ask my husband, I am a sucker for a lovely rear: [ picture of Ashtanga Yoga Booty's Booty] I’d say I’m of a fairly healthy Interpol fan personality: I post about their music because I am a fatuous geek and I want to share my ridiculous theories and passionate proselytising to anyone who will listen. Though as a well-seasoned geek, I do not honestly expect any one to listen. I sleaze over their pictures because I am safe in the knowledge that I will never have to look any of them in the eye. That would be like in high school when your sister makes friends with the guy you purposely walk behind in the halls just to see him bend over for something – it never ceases to be uncomfortable.
* Girl Phyght
I’m curious, what exactly is the purpose of the picture thread? Is it purely informational – like here are the photos of the concert in Pittsburgh, for ex.? Is it to admire the artistic nature of photography?
* My Fugly Valentine
I hate it when people get to analitcal(sp). This thread is for people who really like picture of Paul, that’s it. Enjoy it, or leave.
* Damn, I’m flaky! I haven’t even been doing these… and no one’s said anything. Does that mean I should just stop doing them? Whatevers!
1927: Leon Trotsky expelled from The Soviet Communist Party. These leaves Joseph Stalin as top dog of the Soviet Union.
1936: The San Francisco Bay Bridge opens to traffic. This baby connects Oakland to San Francisco. Woot!
1981: William Holden dies. Poor William Holden! He fell and hit his head on a bender in his apartment and died from his injuries… he was in one of the greatest movies of all time, Sunset Boulevard. Here’s a preview, it’s delicious.
Wheel Turner is looking like a pretty bytch again. Too bad mofo negelcted to call me to celebrate this fact. And too bad he called Kate Ephing Hudson instead! Kissing behind me back, huh? I wonder how one with such miniscule lips manages to kiss so many slags and not feel immeasurable pain. No cushion! Whatever. I’m going to overlook this shit with Kate Hudson — wait a minute – Haven’t we been down this road before? A ‘blonde’ named ‘Kate’? Exactly what is your damage, Whorelando?! Okay, back to what I was saying: I’m going to overlook this latest affront to my honor provided he keeps looking like the sessy beast that he is.
* There’s a soundtrack to this post! If the youtube is not working, click HERE.
P.S. Unless Orly’s wearing a mini-skirt, that is the cutest outfit ever for a thirty-year-old man!
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