Poor HP!

Uh-oh!  An arrest warrant has been issued for Hayden Panettiere, aka The Cheerleader from Heroes.  Janers did a post the other week about how she went off to Japan to try to save some dolphins from being harpooned by fishermen.  The outcome of this was that:  A.) The dolphins were killed right infront of her face and B.) She’s looking at time in a Japanese jailhouse!   Yeah, whatever.  Different countries have their laws and their own ways of conducting moral and ethical business.  But she wasn’t trying to kill nobody!   Just trying to save the dolphins!  Dolphins iz people, too. 

The interesting part is that HP doesn’t seem to give so much of a damn about this whole situtation and she’s not even worried about going to jail!  Says HP:   “. . . I doubt it [being sent to jail] … I guess they could come here and get us, but probably not.”  Yeah, probably not, or something!

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Fairweather Fans

Amy Winehouse is going through rough times, right?   The hubby’s in jail and she was sort of a mess before that already.  Anyway, she had yet another “disastrous” performance the other night.   She was about half an hour late, slurred her speech, and when she made some comment in support of her cranially damaged and incarcerated husband, they booed her ass!   That’s so mean and stuff!   Anyway, Amy stumbled through the rest of her performance before dropping her microphone and exiting the stage in tears.   That’s nothing to laugh at or boo at, people!  I mean you all must know by now that stuff like this is a very strong possibility with her.     

Her outfit blows, though.  It’s something I Love New York would wear!  By the way, I love New York blows chunks this season.    I hate New York!

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Let’s all go out and buy slurpees tomorrow!

 

I know I already did a post on Joe Pervert moaning about his ‘great miscarriage of justice’ but I stumbled on the same story at celebitchy and their take on it was hilarious so I had to share it with you guys … just click more to read the full article

Another Nonsensical Banksy Post

I was on the messboards for a little bit, and I found this thread about Interpol’s latest album, Our Love To Admire, where you list from best to worst, all the songs on the album.   All Fired Up was pretty low on these lists, and I find that all sorts of troubling!  I like that song something fierce!  So anyway, here’s my list!  By the way, this list changes every so often, so don’t poke fun. 

1. Mammoth – This song is just about perfect.  Something about it is perfect.   Plus he sings “Enough with this phucking incense.” I hate incense! 
2. The Scale – Very good song to dance dirty to in your mirror right before bed.  Hahhaha.  Just kidding!  It’s kinda sexy how he says ‘pick a rose’, though… and I like how it starts off all bombastic and shit.  
3. Pioneer To The Falls — Gorgeous atmosphere.  Banksy is sessy and scary and the music is just stellar.
4. The Heinrich Maneuver – It’s just not getting old at all!  I didn’t even like it the first couple times I listened to it.   But I think it’s a great song and I will stand by that till the day I die.  
5. All Fired Up – I sort of want this to be higher on my list.  Go ahead and switch it with “The Scale” if you want.  Even if you don’t want to, switch it.   This song is the business.  And for all of you on the messboard who put it dead last on your lists, you need your heads examined.  Just kidding.  No I’m not!  In any event:  I’ll take you all on, bytches.   :) 
6. Rest My Chemistry  – The perfect song for a stripper!  Doesn’t this song sound like something a slag would strip to?  I would like it a whole lot more if I didn’t get  such dirrty vibes from it…  but it’s hot when he sings “far away….”  Good groove, too!
7. Pace Is The Trick – I used to like this a lot.  Why don’t I like it so much anymore?  More than likely something’s wrong with me and not with the song. 
8. Wrecking Ball  –  Um, I’m just ambivalent about this one. 
9. The Lighthouse  –  This shit scares me!   It sounds like a wet ghost is singing it.  A  wet ghost with a broken heart, wearing a cardigan sweater.  The music’s sort of pretty, but um… no thank you.  Not yet, anyhow!
10. No I In Threesome – Don’t kill me for hating this song.  I liked it the first two times I heard it.   But damn, it drones!  I hate it.  I hate.  I hate it.  “Baaaaaaaabe, it’s time, we gave something new a try……………………”  Shut the HELL up, Banksy!   I didn’t mean that.   I admire you, Banksy and Interpol.  Just kill that song for reals.  I especially hate the climax when he goes:  “Theeere’s nooooo ‘I’… in threeeeeee-some!”‘  The music’s cute, though!
11. Who Do You Think  — I don’t ‘think’, nor do I listen!  Just kidding.

* Morgan thank you for the pics.  Also, thanks to Girlsix and Mistress_F for posting the pics on the messboard in da first place… and Stella, thanks for the heads up about the bloody horrible pics of Carlos thread!  Here’s my favorite from that bunch: 

^ hahahahaha.  High school picture. 

Small Observation

Who is this lady with Whorelando?   If she was some hungry, attenuated blonde, there would have been girlfriend rumors already.   You know that’s the truth.  Anyway I posted  a picture a few weeks ago and they were both in it… and I want to know who the hell she thinks she is sporting around town with my hot boyfriend!   Nevermind the fact that he looks six types of phug in this picture!  

    

^ Much better!  Is that a hint of a paunch?  Hot!

On This Day In History: November 15th

* Damn!  Rachel Bilson is tiny. 

1533 - Francisco Pizarro arrives in Cuzco, Peru.
1777 – American Revolutionary War: After 16 months of debate the Continental Congress approves the Articles of Confederation.
1854 – In Egypt, the Suez Canal, linking the Mediterranean Sea with the Red Sea, is given the needed royal concession by Said.
1887 – Georgia O’Keeffe, American painter (d. 1986)
1941 – Holocaust: SS chief Heinrich Himmler orders the arrest and deportation to concentration camps of all homosexuals in Germany, with the exception of certain top Nazi officials.
2004 – New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey leaves office, three months after resigning due to a gay extra-marital affair. State Senator Richard Codey takes over as interim governor.

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