Kevin Spacey has put Bozzers in another movie

Hasn’t she already sunk enough of his movies? – I kid, I kid, those movies sunk themselves (she only helped).  But seriously, does anyone know why he won’t do movies without her?

Anways, I think the trailer looks pretty good. I can’t say I’ve really liked any of the films I’ve seen her in but there is a first time for anything. I’m not real great at picking a good movie from a trailer though, what do you slags think? (coz I know you all care…….. or maybe not).

P.S. She looks good with that dark hair and makeup (she is still a fur wearing hobag though).

On This Day In History: November 16th

42 BC -  Tiberius, a very wicked and nasty man was born today.  He was emperor of Rome from AD 14-37.   Happy Birthday, you twisted bytch!  I blame you for Caligula.  That’s him on the left, opposite Patrick Stewart’s Sejanus in I, Clavdivs.   I mean it’s the guy who played him…                                                                                                            534 - A second and final revision of the Codex Justinianus is published.
1532 – Francisco Pizarro and his men capture Inca Emperor Atahualpa.
1821 -  William Becknell arrives in Santa Fe, New Mexico over a route that became known as the Santa Fe Trail.
1849 – A Russian court sentences Fyodor Dostoevsky to death for anti-government activities linked to a radical intellectual group; his execution is canceled at the last minute. 1940 – In occupied Poland, German Nazis close off the Warsaw Ghetto from the outside world.

Source:  Wikipedia

Who’s Not Happy?

Ewwwwwwwww.   This is too much Bosworth!  But I needed to share this latest episode from her doppelganger on LiveJournal.  It’s really almost too much!  Oh, and why do I find this picture so damned funny?  Jamers looks odd!

The Mess Report: Whorelando Bloom Edition

^ Giant picture alert!   * Oh, and here are some more hot Ebay ads featuring Whorely.

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 Orlando Bloom still has the cutest little fans east and west of International Date Line.   His messboards iz sooooooo tame.  There is a thread called:  “What song would you sing to Orlando?”  No context was given, but I don’t imagine that matters very much.  I decided to be a sport and answer the question, too.  Should Whorelando Bloom and I ever cross paths, I’d absolutely serenade him with  “Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon” by Urge Overkill.   What?!  That’s a nice ephing song!

 * Ok girls, what song would you sing to Orli if you could? Give the title of the song and the name of the person who sings it.  Personally, if I could sing one song to Orli it would have to be…..  Have You Ever Loved a Woman by Bryan Adams.  I think I would also sing “I Could Fall in Love With You” by Selena  … oh god, did I just say that? say it ain’t so!

1. I would sing Right here waiting for you by Brian Adams. I love that song!
2. Oh my, I love that song, “Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman,” by Brian Adams.  It makes me cry every time I hear that song.
3. I would sing, “My Love Don’t Cost A Thing,” by Jennifer Lopez.  It’s the only song I can think of right now… I know that there are many other songs I would sing… or play for Orlando.  I would probably sing also, “As Long As You Love Me,” by The Backstreet Boys.
4. I would like to sing Inside Out by Brian Adams and Anything by The Calling those are my favorite and perfect in point of view…
5. Since I don’t want to scare him of…I would keep my mouth shut…  But the song ‘Lost’ by Anouk always makes me think of him…maybe I should play the CD for him…
6. Um.  SexyBack!
7. “No One” By Alica Keys.
8. “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne.
9. I would sing “Bubbly” by Colbie Caillat. My singing voice is exactly like hers. I mean, exactly.  Anyways, for those of you who don’t know the song, here’s the lyrics [ omitted ].
10. umm…depends…if he knew me …knew me well..or it was some creepy fan outing lol…if we knew each other probably something fun..idk..karaoke something..if we knew each other well..probably your song from moulin rouge.
11. ^^^  Oh i LOVE “Your Song” It’s so great!!!!  Myself…i’d be absolutly terrified of singing anything…but i guess if i had to chose it would probably  be… *thinks*… “You’ll Be In My Heart” sung by Phil Collins, i think its from Tarzan or something.  But it reminds me of him…and is like my favourite song EVER!! Great Songs guys!!
12. Hm, I’ll see if I can find something. Most of my music’s about death, or desolation, or death… yeah.  I’ll go on a hunt right now.
13. If I had to sing to him…. I would probably sing “Candyman” by Christina Aguilera, or any other song of hers
14. this is an older song, but here goes….. “In My Dreams” by REO Speedwagon ….*I think my age is showing*
15. “kissing you” by des’ree
16. “Fix You” by Coldplay.

* I want that checkbook cover for Christmas!  By da way, who uses checks anymore? 

“Who Is This Slight Creature Clutching Me Hand?”

Would you show up for a ‘watch’ party?  These slags did!  Here are Jennifer Hudson  and Kate Bosworth  having the time of their lives (hahaha.  Sorry!) at a  party for  Vacheron Constantin  watches which basically was in honor of 800 year-old record executive Clive Davis.   He’s the guy Kelly Clarkson almost bytch slapped this summer over control issues with her last album.  I’m just kidding.  She has nothing but mad respect for his ageing arse.  

Jennifer Hudson is really tall and Kate Bosworth is really small.  That is all.  

Jailhouse Crock

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to jail?   Where in the HELL have I been?  So yes, she was sentenced to serve a minimum 24 hours in jail,  yet she checked into jail yesterday morning at 10:30 am and checked out less than two hours later — more than enough time to score herself a  souffle at Panera Bread!  Just kidding. 

This was all due to that whole ”overcrowding” issue again!  A spokesman for the sheriff would like the world to know that:  “She was fingerprinted, photographed, and put in a holding cell, but was let go due to our early release policy.”  This policy applies to non-violent offenders –  Lindsay was jailed for DUI related offenses.   Lohan was also ordered to serve 10 days of community service, which she started Monday at an American  Red Cross facility somewhere  in L.A. County.  

This sentencing stuff is just a waste of  time and effort, really.  Maybe “non-violent” offenders should be sent straight to community service from  now on, eh?  That way the jails can house the evil bytches and some shit can get done in the community.  

P.S.  She looks Axl Rose in this pic!  She’s also looking really washed-out and over-worked.  Someone needs to dye their hair back….

Sorcery