I lurves you Kiki

You make me feel so classy! Even when I’m lying about in my pyjamas and ugg boots.

Mommy Made Me Do It

Kim Kardashian  says that her mommy forced her to pose naked for Playboy.  I’m serious!  Says Kim:  “My mom actually pushed me to do it!  I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit.”  Ew!  Wait, there’s more!   “I did it because I’m not one of those stick-skinny girls you see.  I felt like girls today need to see a normal body.”

Then just say that and leave your disgusting mother out of this.   I like what she said about girls needing to see a normal body, though.  True dat!  But does said body have to be sexually charged and denuded?  Plus, I don’t know too many slags who subscribe to Playboy…   so shut your big ass mouth. 

In case you were worried about Z

I found an article which should put your minds to rest. It turns out that little Zee’s birth mother sadly, was the victim of rape but doesn’t wish to take her back and is glad she is in a safe home.

She apparently stated that;  “I have never disputed the adoption of my baby by Angelina Jolie. I think my daughter is a very fortunate human being to be adopted by a world famous lady. I wish them both all the success they deserve,”

(Click More to read the full article) Its a very tragic story but now Zahara seems happy and safe with her new family and I hope her birth mother has better luck in the future.

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Those Shoes! Pt. 2

Okay, this isn’t so much about Lily’s shoes, but they are worth a glance.  This post is about her ethics!  Lily got so drunk she had to be carried off the other night, yet she talks smack about peoples like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears who get drunk and calls them bad role models.  What  the bloody hell, Lily?  Oh, and she also says she’ll never diet and then she went on ahead and dieted… nothing wrong with that, just don’t go contradicting your happy ass every twelve minutes!   She’s seriously this decade’s Courtney Love.  

P.S. That skirt is all sorts of cute. 

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Those Shoes!

It’s Magazine Night, Slags!

Daniel Craig looks sorta weird in this pic.   Actually he kinda looks like Clinton from What Not To Wear, and Clinton is hot, thus, Daniel Craig gets to be hot, too!  There’s more pics… and they’re all 500 times better than this cover shot. 

 

The Tabloid Report

    

Hahahahahahahaha.  So the slags at In Touch Weekly say that they can put the rumors to rest about Tom Cruise and his personal bidness.   We’ll have to see about that!  Or maybe not, because there’s no way in hell I’m touching this rag.  By the way, how do you ever put rumors of this nature to rest?  Is there a new X-Ray machine that exposes a gay bone or something?    Or is there simply a video.  God, let’s hope not.  The cover is sort of lame, too!  The blurbs on Lindsay and Britney are stupid as hell, and that bit about Zahara is just ephing lame.   

Star, on the ther hand, clearly knows how to sell drama.   Their main story is that Jennifer Anuschin is so depressed that she may jump into the ephing pacific ocean or something, and the picture they chose to illustrate this point is cool beans.  They even bulleted her issues, and that is a nice touch:  makes the urgency of her situation more pronounced. 

Kate Moss Is Such A Bully!

Kate Moss is such a mean little thing!   She keeps starting shit and threatening to punch  Sienner Miller in the thorax if she ends up breaking the heart of her good friend, Rhys Ifans, whom Sienna has been dating for the past few months.  The latest episode happened over the weekend at the 30th birthday party Kate threw for her good friend, Davinia. 

A source said that Kate started off trying to be nice and even gave Sienner a hug, but later someone overheard her tell Sienner:   “If you hurt Rhys, you’ll have made an enemy for life. . .  Treat him right and we’ll leave you alone. But don’t hurt him because we love him – and we always stick together.” 

Bully!!!!! Sienners got so scared she flew to Mexico.  See — here she is at the airport.  And she looks phucking scared.

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I Still Dig You, Cola Gorda!

* Shit!   I forget who took this pic!  Susanna?  I found it on the messboard!  ** Photo by Louise, who is all sorts of cool.   Hahahahahaha!  I think I’m drunk!  Okay:  Photo by Susanna (posted on Flickr), but posted on the messboard by the lovely Louise! 

 Paul Banks is making a lot of girls feel like crap right about now.  I just hit up some messboards, so I know these things.   It’s all about that wicked, wicked ex-Supermodel HELLena Christensen who’s been following him around the past three months.   Yawners.   Anyways, since the official messboard forbids such matters, I ventured over to the unofficial one (where, curiously enough, some “official messboard” slags had hopped on over!!), and I was pretty floored!   Girls!  This isn’t the end of the bloody world!  Cola Gorda is nice to look at (sometimes), so let’s leave it at that.  No one is worth all this heartbreak!  By the way, does HOlena have any friends her own age or what?  Okay, forget I just said that.  Here’s a sampling of some of the comments I’ve seen on that messboard:

1. It is true that Paul said in interviews that he wanted models to want him. I think he has self esteem issues and this is validation for him. I am slightly disgusted and have to admit that my respect level for him has dropped but I’ve always told myself he is just a man (even though he looks like an angel) and ANY man is gonna fuck a super model with huge tits if she’s ready to get fucked no matter what her face looks like or whether or not she has anything else to offer him. My question is…she’s been traveling with him for a long while now! WHO’S TAKING CARE OF HER SON???
   @ PAUL JULIAN BANKS!>>> YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE GOD JUST WANTS ME TO DIE!
2. GOOD QUESTION!!! A slut and a bad mother!!!
3. What if it is going down like this…Helena was looking for a new young famous thing to pull. She is, as we have noticed not doing too well in the modelling department becasue she fell asleep in the sun for 7 years straight and now looks like a half smoked cigarette butt. She remembers meeting our man Paul several years earlier at a Coldplay concert. But then he was just an opening act. He is now newly fit and famous, looks massively like baby daddy- he is perfect. She tells her friends Chris or Gwen or Christy that she likes him and one of them works it out that they re-introduce them at the Oxygen festival, say. Paul is lonely, heart broken and a boy and it is fuckin Helena Christensen and so they screw. And then she starts popping up at more shows. She says to him “oh I just have to go to this Mont Blanc pen opening in Monaco- I could drop by Milan and say hello” She has a house in Los Angeles, Monaco, Denmark and New York- so it is pretty eary to just pop up everywhere they play. He is not that into her because she is 40 and a Mom and has no teeth, but he is lonely and bored and she is rich (wouldn’t all of us rather spend the night in a private villa in Monaco then a hotel room alone in Zurich?) She knows people, wears clothes well and screws nicely (although messy, with all the cheese)…  AND NOW HE CAN’T GET RID OF HER.   And all of his fans and supporters think he is a dirtbag, because some kinda pyscho bitch is stalking him and trying to hold on to whatever fame she once had by screwing every baby face rockstar/actor in town.  My point is that we all like Paul- that’s why we are here. We think he is smarter than someone who would date this woman. Well, maybe he is. Give it time.
4. her ex husband is a BABE. he kinda resembles the interdouche but like 13434859 hotter….and she has a kid with him? way to downgrade…model person.  anyway, just sharin’

* One MORE thing, peoples!  D. Solrac  found THIS on Pitchfork concerning Interpol’s Our Love To Admire artwork.  Somebody did a bad bad thing… or something!  

On This Day In History: November 20th

* Once upon a time there was a picture here but WordPress is being a fake ass bytch right now and it’s not posting.   It was some stupid Royal dude named Pierre Casiraghi, on a GOLD bike.  Dumbass.  Oooh, look!  It’s back! 

284 - Diocletian is chosen as Roman Emperor.  He blows, though.  I hate his ass! 
1194 – Palermo is conquered by Emperor Henry VI.  Boo!
1620 – Peregrine White, is the first English child born in the Plymouth Colony.  He lived up to his last name, I think! 
1695 – The last of the leaders of Quilombo dos Palmares in early Brazil, Zumbi, was executed.
1789 – New Jersey becomes the first U.S. state to ratify the Bill of Rights.
1820 – An 80-ton sperm whale attacks the Essex (a whaling ship from Nantucket, Massachusetts) 2,000 miles from the western coast of South America (Herman Melville’s 1851 novel Moby-Dick was in part inspired by this story).  Cool beans!
1889 – Astronomer Edwin Hubble is born.
1962 – The Cuban Missile Crisis ends! In response to the Soviet Union’s agreeing to remove its missiles from Cuba, U.S. President John F. Kennedy ends the quarantine of the Caribbean nation.
1985 - Microsoft Windows 1.0 is released.  Woot!

* Thanks Wikipedia!

It’s The Edge of The World And All Of Western Civilization…

Hahahhahhahahahhahaha.   I was looking for a  pic of The Chili’s for this post and I found this one!  Weird hotness!   That John Frusciante sure is an ephing  sessy bytch!  Flea’s missing, and that’s just too bad and a half, but I think everything will be okay, anyway.   So here goes the news:  The Red Hot Chili Peppers have filed a suit in the Los Angeles Superior Court against that David Duchovny series on Showtime called  ”Californication” alleging that trademark laws were violated.    

Anthony Kiedis, the pipes of the band, said this:  ”Californication’ is the signature CD, video and song of the band’s career.  For some TV show to come along and steal our identity is not right.”  The band wants the show to stop using the name and fork over any profits… and so do I!   I hope they win and get their identity back.   And I hope John asks me to marry his sweetness.

^ The orginal hot bytch!

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