Morgan Has A Blog!

Morgan has started a music blog called She Found A Lonely Sound.  Isn’t that a cute name?  Anyways, she’ll totally probably kill my ass for doing this post and embarassing her because she’s far too modest, but if you enjoy music  at all, you should go check out her blog.   She’s way into the 90s stuff, and that’s just cool phucking beans as far as I’m concerned.  I mean she did an ephing post about Concrete Blonde!   That’s real hot. 

Okay, that’s all I wanted to say.   No, there’s something else I want to say:  I would really like to throw a pumpkin at Cola Gorda’s head.   Just Kidding!  Take a joke, dammnit!   I’m just frustrated because I wasn’t born a phugly braindead Danish Supermodel with glassy eyes and a bottomless appetite for cheese and this is the only way I can lash out!   

Decisions, Decisions…

Whorelando Bloom  and Paul Banks.    Hmmm.  One of you bytches has to go.   Why?  Because…  there’s no reason why, I’m just bored! 

Whorelando’s Pros:

1. Beautiful name!  Orlando Bloom!
2. Dark, curly hair (not in this pic).
3. British accent.
4. Hangs out with strange (normal) peoples
5. Cute, almost invisible lips
6. Seems like a nice guy
7. Dresses well (used to)
8. Super duper piping hot
9. Wears boots
10. Claims to be a Buddhist
11. Rescues doggies!

His Cons:

1. Can’t drive (Wheel Turner!  Woot!)
2. Dates rexi’s
3. Sort of stupid
4. Slight paunch
5. Very slender
6. Can’t act
7. Slutacious whore
8. Smokes?
9. The pants he’s wearing in this pic
10. Wears boots
11. Claims to be a Buddhist
12. Lack of Arse
13. Leaves his friends bleeding in cars

In Style’s Best Dressed List Is Bunk!

In Style Magazine compiled a list of the best-dressed womenfolk of 2007, and Natalie Portman topped that list.  Natalie was chosen because  “. . . [she] is one of those celebrities who has natural beauty, but she also knows what looks good on her.”   What does that mean, exactly?  Who cares.  Here’s the rest of the list.  Like I said, it’s absolute bunk (for the most part)!  In additon to being bunk, it’s not really fair:    The year isn’t even bloody over, and Britney still has time to make a dent.   

1. Natalie Portman
2. Drew Barrymore
3. Cameron Diaz
4. Penelope Cruz
5. Jennifer Lopez
6. Anne Hathaway
7. Cate Blanchett
8. Sienna Miller
9. Dame Helen Mirren
10. Joy Bryant

Sorcery

Quote Time

“Sharing what you have is more important than what you have” - Bec’s msn message

On This Day In History: November 21

* Why do I find these pictures slightly creepy?  Is it because Robyn Thicke creeps me out or because Rihanna is like 19?  Why is he making like he’s gonna smack her arse?  That’s demented and I think her daddy would disapprove!  Go ahead and thank GQ for the pics.

164 BC – Judas Maccabaeus, son of Mattathias of the Hasmonean family, restores the Temple in Jerusalem. Events commemorated each year by the festival of Hanukkah.
1694 -French philosopher, Voltaire, is born.                                                                      1877 - Thomas Edison announces his invention of the phonograph, a machine that can record and play sound.
1920 – Bloody Sunday during the Anglo-Irish War.
1922 - Rebecca Latimer Felton is the first woman to be made a United States Senator.
1986 – Iran-Contra Affair: National Security Council member Oliver North and his secretary start to shred documents implicating them in the sale of weapons to Iran and channeling the proceeds to help fund the Contra rebels in Nicaragua.

The paparazzi are pervets

Don’t get me wrong, I actually love the paparazzi, if they didn’t take their photos I would have nothing to blog about, you can tell most celebs love them too as they give them that publicity they crave BUT why do they take upskirt photos – its totally perverted. Christina is preggo you sickos, give the lady some respect.

If some guy was hanging about in the streets with a camera trying to take upskirt photos of random girls getting out of their cars then he would be arrested so why is it ok when the paparazzi do it to celebs? If one of these girls was to kick that camera or the man holding it in the face it totally wouldn’t judge her for it.

Go Queer (GQ) Magazine has some competition

HP has posed for Men’s Vogue – I had no idea such a thing existed (probs coz Australian men think the height of class is a stubby holder, hence they don’t sell it here).

Anyways, why have they used HP to make soft core porn for paedophiles?