This Picture Is Cool Beans

There’s no story.  Just an interesting picture of Rihanna and a friend wearing superbly uncoordinated outfits.  Oh, one other thing:  Am I the only woman in the world who does not wear high heels on a regular basis?  I seriously don’t even own a pair of pumps!  The only shoes I have with a heel are my boots and some mary-janes with a tiny heel.  High heels hurt!  Why do people wear shoes like this just for the hell of it?

Ghost Writer

It’s a sad mofo-ing day when a phucking ghost publishes a book before you do!  Anyways, Joan Crawford’s (prolific) Ghost aka Dita Von Teese has a new book out called (what else) Burlesque, and she’s on a book signing tour or something in England.  I’m not entirely sure what the book is about but I fear it may involve wearing pasties and sticking your arse out just so!   Just kidding!   Dita’s interesting and pretty in her way and kudos to her for making a successful mockery of book writing.

     

Tad Hamilton Is Not Hot!

Mr. Ferglie is not hot, okay!   I almost fell for it, but thank jeebus I woke up!   Fergie runs her meth-laced fingernails in his hair and that’s all I need to know to make him un-hot.  So here’s Tad Hamilton in a stupid photo shoot for Parade Magazine.  It’s one of those magazines they stuff in The Sunday Paper that looks like a department store advertisement and weighs less than one ounce.   No one under the age of 95 reads it.   Except this week maybe Fergie will!      

Bytch, Please!

Note to prudish actresses everywhere:  Stay the phuck out of Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ freaking face!  He hates your guts and he’d like to rip off your ears.   Hahaha.   That’s the truth, though!   Says Jonathan:  ”I can’t stand actresses who won’t take their clothes off.  It drives me nuts.  I want to cut their ears off. . . If it says in the script you’re naked, be naked, instead of moaning and saying, ‘I really don’t want to show my tits, I don’t want to show my arse”.   It’s like that, bytches!

P.S.  He should really look into cutting off his own ears when he gets irritated, cuz they are fugged for sure.  

P.P.S.  He actually makes a real good point!  The next time someone whines about something they’ve committed to, I’m going to tell them:   “If it says in the script you’re naked, be naked.”

Sorcery

Cool Beans!

Penelope Cruz and her sissy, Monica, are going to play porn stars in a new film.   You’d think there’d be more to this story, but there isn’t.  Says Penelope:  ”We’re going to be playing porn stars”.   Ugh!  A Tag Team!  Anyways, like I said:    There’s nothing else to this story.  

Sorcery

Tweety Bird

James Rousseau is into ornithology!

Orlando Bloom Messboard Reportage

I think I am in love with the Whorelando Bloom messboard!   That place is so crocked!  It was tough choosing between “Why do people Hate Orlando?” and “How many Orlando pictures do you have?”  I ended up flipping a coin.  Thus, you get to read all about how many pics of Whorely some of his messboarders have.   Oh, and I know that some wiseass is going to say: “Which one are you, Anners?”  For the record, I am not a member of any messboard (not that there’s anything wrong with being a messboarder), and thus, I don’t think I’m allowed to post, okay!  And if you really must know, understand that  I have 13 BEAUTIFUL pics of Whorelando on my hard drive.  Deal with that.   Someone should make a documentary about the lives of messboard slags… I would pay to see that for reals.        

I wanted to ask you how many pictures have you collect of HIM in all these years !!. Not all the pictures you can find on google or of paparazzi but I mean the best ones, the one you really like and appriciate.  Let me now. So we can compare and see if we are really…TOO mad of him and have really TOO MANY Photos or not… YET!!  . Get it ?  Let me know!!  It is a particular discussion…right?  bye.

1. Great idea!  I got about 1600 pictures of him
2. Oh sweet mother of pearl i seriously dont know and quiet frankly i would be too scared to count them all. i think i would die of old age if i tried to count ALL of them. seriously.
3. Okay…that seriously got me confused…  Anyway, I’ve got none…None whatsoever…Not on my computer, not on paper, no clippings, nothing…  I must be a lousy fan… 
4. You’ve got none? none at all.   i have loads on the computer and loads in my room.  my whole back doors like dedicated to him.
5. ^ Yeah well…I guess I’m past the poster-phase in my life.  My old room, in our former house I mean, was decorated with my idols…They were litterally everywhere…When we moved, I just didn’t put any of them back up…
6. Literally there are too many to count.  I have two 4″ binders full of pictures and articles from magazines and just stated on a third one.  My computer has several thousand that make up my screen saver.  It would be a daunting task to count them all but fun to know just how many there are.
7. Yes…  you can count them with the computer…but anyway. I have got 1349…only on the computer and i am talking of the best ones…
8. Let’s see here, I have 1500 on one computer,1020 on another, and I have no idea how many I have in my room and in other places!!!!  I sortof go crazy and copy every picture of him I see, then make like slideshows and stuff an photobucket.
9. I read this and I went and counted! I ended up with 19,851 pictures. I have been collecting them since, oh, well about 1997. I am te-totaly obsessed. My friends tell me I only have OCD when it comes to Orlando! lol, they are sooo funny!
10. I have a lot of pictures saved on my computer.  i also have this scrap book type thing of all the pictures ive cut out of him in magazines but im not sure exactly how many.
11. You are going to think I am nuts….here goes…
    Computer my Pictures-507
    Computer Drive A-1620
    Wallpaper-9146(I have a huge room. Plus like 8960 are my wallpaper. That’s different pictures. We ran out of pictures before we ran out of wall)
    Door-25
    Basement hangout room-(Including ceiling and walls. Keep in mind this room is bigger than my room) 7032
    and finally…My wall paper on my computer- 35
    Alltogether that’s…….  17,865 pictures of Orlando.
12. I have some, not too many, I guess I need more….