High Fashion (Literally!)

Kiki Dunst is going to be the next celebrity model for Miu Miu.   The article I just read says that Miuccia Prada enjoys using celebs in her advertisements though it never bothered to say why the eph that was the case.  Methinks  it has something to do with the fact that peoples are suckers for a celebrity face.  

P.S.  It is not cool to hate on Kirsten Dunst because she’s pale!  That’s all sorts of racialist!  But all the other reasons are okay.

Sorcery

It just gets worse

It’s time to throw Brit Brit in rehab and throw away the key, she’s just gonna end up hurting herself or someone else pretty soon. Her latest breakdown occurred in the Hustler store in West Hollywood.

Brit was headed toward the change rooms when the staff told her she they don’t allow people to try on underwear (hygiene doesn’t exist in the Britney vocabulary). She got pissed off and starting stripping in the middle of the store (dignity doesn’t exist in the Britney vocabulary either). A source stated that, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”

The staff then told her she had to pay, Brit Twit rolled her eyes, paid with a credit card and then grabbed a wig of a mannequin and took off with it.

GD she is NUTS! why was I even surprised to read this? I never thought I’d see the day where I would be glad to see her kids ’safe’ with K-Fed.

Source

I Forgot!

WordPress announced this like a week ago but I forgot to update peoples.  If you would like a sessy little picture (avatar) next to your comments you now have 2 options!

1. Gravatar:   It’s easy as hell.   Just go HERE and sign up.  All you need is an email address.  You can then upload a pic from your computer or paste in a URL.   It takes like two minutes.  I noticed that the pic only appears in the comments section and not on the sidebar —–>, but um, like who cares about that? 

2. WordPress:  Pretty easy and painless, too.  Just click HERE and set up an account.  It will probably try to pressure you into starting a blog, but you don’t have to.   Just edit your profile and upload a picture…  oh, and the wordpress avatar appears in the comments and the sidebar.   Sweetness all over the place! 

* Okay, that’s all I wanted to say.   Toodles!

* Oh, wait — one more thing!   Please no X-rated images. 

Because everyone loves beautiful supermodels *or not

Just thought you would all like to know that Danish stunner, Helena Christensen is the new face of the Autumn/Winter collection for Monsoon. The clothes are all inspired from her favourite pieces in her wardrobe – click here to see the collection – she used faux fur, yay!

Did you know that she is a photographer, has her own fashion line and owns her own store? What a talented business woman!

Oh and she’s shagging Paul Banks!

Source

The next Naomi?

Miranda Kerr has been publicly dissing everyones favorite slutty hobag heiress. Apparently Paris Hilton decided she wanted to do the Victoria’s Secret show and the organisers said she could pick a dress from the collection – she picked Miranda’s, this did not go down well: “I was standing by my rack and she goes ‘I want that dress,’ and she pointed to my dress, my pretty pink dress, the one I was really proud of … and she stole it. I was just thinking to myself do you want me to hit you over the head with my handbag.”

Someone needs to tell Miranda that it isn’t exactly your dress unless you designed it, she was just paid to make it look pretty and glamorous so that us average suckers women will somehow think it will make us pretty and glamorous too. I like the bit about the handbag though – everyone loves a violent supermodel. I would have so much respect for her right now if she hadn’t controlled herself and actually smacked Paris over the head with that thing.

Anyways, MK got her revenge - apparently Paris had been given some of Naomi Campbell’s outfits to wear as the model was running late and was not expected to show. Naomi turned up at the last minute and they tore the dress off Paris - leaving her standing there naked. Kerr said: “I thought, that’s karma for you darling.”

Nothing like a backstage bitchfight!

P.S. I wasn’t going to post tonight but I decided to do this for Anners as she is too tired to do so and as she was so nice to me over at Daners’ site – BTW I think Whorlando Bloom was backstage at that show perving cheering on Miranda (that’s karma for you darling) – HA!

Source

Oh, Phuck!

As soon as I figure out what my ephing damage is, I’ll let you know!   My head hurts, it’s late and once again, I screwed up with the posts.  Please don’t stone me to death!  So anyway, here’s a pretty picture of the ruins of The Sanctuary of Apollo at Delphi.   Whorelando and I are going to be married here in 6 years. 

Okay, see you later this afternoon or bright and early Thursday morning.