How To Cross A Busy L.A. Street Starring Whorelando Bloom
Orlando Bloom (my ex-boyfriend) is so good at crossing streets! He sucks at fidelity, but he’s kick ass at crossing boulevards… accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative. He’s so cute, really.
Shag or Gag ?
Sorry D. Solrac! Almost forgot you wanted to shag Liev Schreiber! Okay, so I heard some people talking about Diego Luna, Javier Bardem, Gael Garcia Bernal and Carrot Top. Next week! Just kidding about Carrot Top.
On This Day In History — February 29th
First of all, Happy Bissextile day! That’s just a fancy way of saying today is only here because we’re in a bloody leap year. I just checked Wikipedia, and it’s interesting how so few people of note died today. Is it anyone’s birthday today? If so, happy berfday!
* This picture has nothing to do with crap! But I think Angie may seriously be preggers…
The Phreaks Come Out At Night
This is the most googly-eyed picture I’ve ever seen in my life! Why do they look all abused and frantic? Oh, maybe because they are being rushed by photographers. It’s their own fault for going out together and drinking. Kate and Kelly do this too damn much. Lushes.
It was nice of Orlando Bloom to lend Kate Moss’ boyfriend his old and crusty boots. I like his scarf! He looks like Robert Downey Jr.
That Doggie Is Freaking Me Out
I hate seeing doggie teeth for some reason. It’s Miley Cyrus. Hannah Montana! She’s wearing a green sweat suit ensemble. I miss Gumby! And that’s her daddy, Billy in the thumbnail. He always looks the same, and I find that comforting. Where’s Mamma Cyrus? I’ve never seen her. This will be the last Miley Cyrus post.
Rihanna’s Got A Boyphriend
Re-Re Rihanna’s got a new boyphriend! By the way, this line from the “article” I gathered this wonderful bit of info from cracked me the eph up and I don’t know why: ”Rihanna and Chris Brown have confirmed they are a couple by openly frolicking in a hotel swimming pool.” Hahahahahaaha! That’s so stooooopid. Who says ‘frolick’ anymore, anyways? Anyway, a source had this to say: ”They were floating together with him carrying her and she kept saying, ‘Don’t get my hair wet!’ She was very soft and feminine but he was like a big kid splashing all around.” Hahahahaha!
Hey, what the hell is she wearing here? Me no likey. Those are clothes only Sienna Miller could pull off. I don’t know why.
Sorry about this
I find the reality TV show the Hills to be stupid and annoying, but look – a cutesy puppy.
This would be reason enough to watch the show if Heidi and Spencer weren’t on it.
Another cute baby alert
Nicole Richie kinda isn’t one of those (rare) celebs that can do no wrong. But lately she seems to be doing everything right. Here she is showing off her adorable baby girl (Harlow Winter Kate) in People magazine.
Cute outfit post
I felt I needed a post to counteract the bad karma created by the slightly more evil posts I just wrote so I’m going to say I think Natalie Portman looked adorable wearing this coat, bag and shoes on her way to promote the Other Boleyn Girl on the David Letterman show.
It seems Natalie can do no wrong. That means she probably won’t be featured on this blog very often.
Coz u all care
I’m not usually impressed when supermodels decide they can act but Gemma Ward has reportedly done a good job in her movie The Black Balloon.
I like how she chose a small movie rather than using her model status to score a role in a big Hollywood film, but I would really be impressed if she took a Bridget Jones style role and gained about 20 kilos - coz that would really show some dedication to her acting career.
Mischa reads (junk)
Tabloids and fashion magazines? This girl sure is deep.
Perhaps that is a little harsh, after all, most girls her age generally read the same type of things and maybe I’m just out of the fashion loop but by judging from that outfit perhaps she could spend a little more time reading W Magazine if the paparazzi still insists on photographing her.
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