Salma Hayek and her baby daddy, Francois-Henri Pinault took their baby for a walk in Central Park. I find this cute. I also find that he looks like Daniel Craig in some weird way. I like their coats.
Keep encouraging this fool! The Harvard Business school decided this PHAB (phake ass bytch) was Woman of The Year. Surely they jest! Look at the watch. Look at everything. She’s so re-re. Says Paris: “Never in my wildest dreams could I imagine standing here on the steps of the Harvard Lampoon receiving the woman of the year award.”
She has wild dreams? Now I’m intrigued.
* I should add that they really don’t think she merits such an award. I mean, they can’t.
Unrelated news:
* Sara found some jajajja funny pics of John Mayer wearing Borat’s banana hammock. Nasty, but nice.
* Be back in a few hours.
I know I’m behind with all the gossip but I have to keep pressing on anyway. Amy Winehouse will perform at the Grammy’s this year (thank God!), but she won’t actually be in attendance (thank God!). She will do her thing in England and it will be broadcast via satellite. Lame. Her Visa was denied because she got busted for doing crank in Norway. I made that crank stuff up. It was marijuana, not crank. I don’t even know what crank is.
Okay, she’s actually been approved for a visa to enter the U.S. So Winehouse will be at the damn Grammy Awards. Just ask TMZ.
Jared Leto is so silly. Here he is performing with his band, 30 Seconds to Mars. He looks like Katie Holmes. She would totally wear the hell out of that jacket. Oh yes, she would.
Why is she feeling up on my boyfriend? Slag! What’s with the cougar’s attacking my hot bytch boyphriends these days? First Cola, now Orlando. Jeez! Here’s Gwyneth PaltrHow and Orly at Madonna’s ‘A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF‘ party. It was the best party ever, according to the sources. Whatever. How does one have a good time when all this sadness is involved. Hollywood stinks. Orly has seen better days, so please, no cracks about his appearance.
Here’s a big ass article about the event.
Who would’ve thunk it? Kirsten Dunst never said this!
“I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does… I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean – are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.”
Oh, okay… she did say that! I put that quote up there just because it would have been remiss not to do so. No judgment, peoples. Anyway, Kirsten Dunst just checked into rehab. There were reports that she was acting all crazy at the Sundance Film Festival last month that included some slag giving this statement: ”Kirsten is on the verge of a breakdown. She came late, left early and acted erratic at all the Sundance events.”
Her rep said she was fine, but her rep was ephing lying through their teethers.
* WTPH = WTF
Pete Doherty is in Paris doing God knows what. I miss him loads. Damn Kate Moss to hell for dumping his ass. He was good times, and he kept me entertained for the bulk of last year with his junkie shenanigans, and now that she’s let him go he ain’t in the news as much. He’s so hot, too. I’m not really kidding. I mean I know he’s absolutely not hot, but I can see why slags are willing to shag him. Whatevers.
Some news: Pete performed at some bird’s birthday party for the exorbitant fee of 100 pounds. I don’t know that amount in US dollars but based on how crappy things are over here, I’m guessing it was around 5 grand. Ha. Anyway, Pete may want to do this full time because his agent says that so far, there have been “over 500 requests for Pete to play hits such as F*** Forever at private functions.”
Also, Petey was recently interviewed by the big dogs over at Spin Magazine. In the interview, Pete says that there is a huge GD misconception of who the eph he really is. Pete says his public image is: “nothing more than a horrible, cartoon-like monster that bears no relation to the quiet, shy, retiring, teetotal, police-loving, clean-nosed poet you see before you now”.
Some other tidbits spoken by Pete: “Obviously I’m off the drugs now.”
And he’s got a(nother) book in the works: “… [a] sizzling gypsy tale, a rambling, shambling melody of a novel that came about when I was still on the fighting juice. Fascinating stuff.”
I can’t wait to not read it!
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