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How To Cross A Busy L.A. Street Starring Whorelando Bloom

February 29, 2008 Anners Hussein Scribonia Caesar Leave a comment Go to comments

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Orlando Bloom (my ex-boyfriend) is so good at crossing streets!  He sucks at fidelity, but he’s kick ass at crossing boulevards… accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative.  He’s so cute, really. 

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1.  Any cops around?  I don’t like coppers.  They tried to mess with me last Fall.  As bloody if I’d drive whilst intoxicated.  Not me, mate!

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2. Yep… gotta inch my way in while this last car passes.   Otherwise I’ll be stuck on this curb for a real long time!

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3. Damn it!  Why are people saying I smell bad?  I showered today… no one’s seen this shirt before, either.  It’s ephing clean! 

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4.  I look good running.  Yessiree, bob!

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5. Phucking paparazzi bytches!  Always hounding my arse!  Oooh, so exciting watching me cross a GD street, innit?

* I’m sorry.  I’ll stop posting stuff for the day.  I promise!  

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  1. Miss World
    February 29, 2008 at 12:51 PM | #1
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    Ahahaha, Anners you slay me!!

    But in the good way not in the Buffy way :)

  2. Wanda Rizzuto
    February 29, 2008 at 2:14 PM | #2
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    Ex-boyfriend? Your loss is my gain.

    Since I’m already married I don’t really care that much about hygine or him being faithful.

  3. Kelly
    February 29, 2008 at 3:28 PM | #3
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    i blame the dingo for his carelessness

  4. jane121
    February 29, 2008 at 7:31 PM | #4
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    I think he loves the coppers Anners – they didn’t bother to breath test him.

    Isn’t that the shirt he crashed in?