Rihanna’s Got A Boyphriend
Re-Re Rihanna’s got a new boyphriend! By the way, this line from the “article” I gathered this wonderful bit of info from cracked me the eph up and I don’t know why: ”Rihanna and Chris Brown have confirmed they are a couple by openly frolicking in a hotel swimming pool.” Hahahahahaaha! That’s so stooooopid. Who says ‘frolick’ anymore, anyways? Anyway, a source had this to say: ”They were floating together with him carrying her and she kept saying, ‘Don’t get my hair wet!’ She was very soft and feminine but he was like a big kid splashing all around.” Hahahahaha!
Hey, what the hell is she wearing here? Me no likey. Those are clothes only Sienna Miller could pull off. I don’t know why.
Categories: Rihanna
So openly frolicking in a hotel swimming pool says “we’re a couple”.
Is that like sitting your bananas upwards in your shopping trolley and wandering around the frozen food section of the supermarket says “I’m available”?
I can’t make myself like Rihanna. Ever since I heard that stupid Umbrella song.