This cover frightens me

One Madonna is quite enough thanks.

Bitter Break-Up Post No. 4

Did you hear that Orlando, you deadbeat perv of a boyphriend?   Mirandingo Kerr said you smell like all sorts of garbage.   You do look a little salty from time to time.  Ha.  That sucks!   I hope you continue to not shower on a daily basis and not wash your clothes because that means she’ll stop juicing your ass and you’ll come back where you belong –   in my GD bathtub, mofo. 

* Oh, and were you really flirting with Rumer Willis at the Oscar’s?!   R-U-D-E !  And Weird as hell!   

 Sorcery  via Wanda, who doesn’t like Orly no mo!

I <3 La Maleditaa

 

I am no longer without access to the IMB!   W00t!  The story about being banned:  A pal decided to be a smart ass and post a a pic of Cola Gorda and Helena Cougar Mellencamp.  From my IP address!   Thus, I was banned by association.  It’s all over now, and I can access the forum.  So awesome.  I actually use the forum as a quarry for La Maleditaa’s posts and also for pics.   You guys at the IMB are awesome with pics, by the way.

  Anyway, I found some La Maleditaa gold!  There was some discussion about Cola having split ends and dried out hair.  I’m  just using La Maleditaa’s comments about the subject because she’s cool beans and doesn’t mind.

1. where did published????
   if did…
   tension , that´s what i´m seeing!!look at his mouth!!!
   yes big eyes, beautifull at all, moles ..moles..neck…..*coughs*
   he is filling with a lot of incredible skills,isn´t he?
   this is not fair , almost cruel!!
2. . . .  but his hair isn´t fragile as today.
   (do never cut fat food of your meals!if you want to lost your weight fastly than of your possibilities, be careful or you hair will want revenge!enumerous factors must be envolved , but exist logical attitudes).
   it dissuades you to look for other points.turning his face less oval as usual!
   off course strikes your mind an irresistible impulse to check how the texture is !!!
   envy my fine hair!!!!!
   it sounds pathetic, isn´t it? but the magic at all living in small details.
   i bet how many people here tried to imagine Banks without moles . not because you would like to see him without this “beauty cultural patrimony”, but just to figure out how could be!
   imperfections must be the most incredible perfection!!!
   Banks hasn´t same size of eyes .the good on it might be the reason why sometimes , when you are visualizing his photos ( i don´t know how he is on live), the feelings certain are :
   - wow!!!! is he contracting his eyes to me???
   (clearly: is he flerting wth me )
   just a simple eye effects!!!!

   

   well we could appoint another angles , discuss a lot of things , but that´s enough for you guys to read my “text”( long as an heritage), isn´t it??
    

3. CHANGE , …  PUT THAT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   O/O/O/

   Banks..can he imagine how deeply people go to talk about him??
   cruel beauty , cruel charm, intelligence = a bomb!!!!!

This Made Me Laugh

Since I am clearly not up for the gossip lately (there actually is none), I thought I’d pass along this video that Wanda found.   It’s silly and their are sessual words sung outloud (whatever that means).   Have a giggle.  Or don’t have a giggle.    

Not phuckin saphe phor worque!   Unless you work at a brothel or a sex shop.  Or for the government.  Ha.

Shag Or Gag?

Jensen Ackles is one of the dudes on that TV show,  Supernatural.   I can see how he’s a sessy fox, but he’s not my bag.  But Jennifer digs him and it’s her birthday, so Happy Birthday to the dear, sweet Jennifer!  By the way, his name sorta sounds like an affliction. 

Bytch is creepy in the etreme

Sharon Stone wore a rat’s paw to Elton John’s Oscar party. She said it was for good luck. I always figured wearing a severed animal limb would be more likely to bring bad karma rather than good luck but it’s been a while since I’ve done any witch type rituals so Shazzer is prob more of the expert.

BTW I filched this pic/story from D-listed you should go check out the post.

Didn’t return home from the BAFTAs empty handed after all

 

James McAvoy admitted that he stole a bunch of placemats from the BAFTAs.  He said: “They had these great placemats with movies on them and things like that” – so he decided to knock off a bunch of them.

This really sounds like something a certain group of friends would do. He should sell them on ebay.

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Raven Simone Looks Like Raven ‘Symone’!

Damn, MyHeritage.com is good!  Kathleen Turner?! 

Shag or Gag ?

Old School hotness or something.   Shag or Gag it? 

* This Shag or Gag brought to you by Kick.  

Bozzers Looks Like Bozzers

Amazing!

Barph!

 

^ “We rock!”

The Academy Awards happened last night.   I heard it was boring and hideous and I’m glad I didn’t watch it.   I didn’t have time.  Updating my Banksy Scrapbook is fairly time-consuming.  Page 609!  W00t!  Some French slag won Best Actress.  Eva Green got robbed!   Eva was the Bond Girl in the last James Bond film.  She should have won!  Even though she was not nominated, she should have won just because she’s awesome and insane.  Tilda Swinton frightens me.   She was cool in that movie The Deep End, though.  That was hella years ago.   Holler @ Daniel Day-Lewis!   He absolutely kicks arse as an actor and a human bean.

The Slags who won crap:

 

Lindsay and Eddie clean up in Awards season

 

 and the Razzie goes to:

WORST PICTURE
I Know Who Killed Me   * Click HERE for an excellent review.  Seriously, it’s the best thing I’ve ever heard!!!

WORST ACTOR
Eddie Murphy (Norbit)

WORST ACTRESS
(tie)
Lindsay Lohan as Aubrey (I Know Who Killed Me)
Lindsay Lohan as Dakota (I Know Who Killed Me)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Eddie Murphy as Mr. Wong (Norbit)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Eddie Murphy as Rasputia (Norbit)

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan (I Know Who Killed Me)

WORST PREQUEL OR SEQUEL
Daddy Day Camp

WORST REMAKE OR RIPOFF
I Know Who Killed Me

WORST DIRECTOR
Chris Siverston (I Know Who Killed Me)

WORST SCREENPLAY
I Know Who Killed Me (Jeffrey Hammond)

WORST EXCUSE FOR A HORROR MOVIE
I Know Who Killed Me

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