you have got to be kidding…
ok, i wasn’t aware that there were actually already two (count them slags!) 2 lindsay lohan albums. and now she’s doing another? seriously? and guess who is working with her? snoop dogg. fo sheezy. snoop rules way to much to be doing this. apparently everyone is jumping on the bandwagon, including timbaland (SHOCKING!) and pharrell williams. madonna envy much, lilo?
scarjo and the whole tom waits thing
i really like scarlett johansson. as an actress. and while i may not have a lot positive to say about what i’ve heard so far of the anywhere i lay my head album i will say this – bowie sounds amazing on falling down and the actual treatment of this version is quite nice. it actually makes me wonder what it would sound like with tom’s voice laid through it. i am anxiously awaiting to hear the other bowie appearance on fannin’ street. i also saw the video for falling down and thought it was a bit pretentious and re-re but hey, maybe someone else out there digs it? here is a link for the song and the video is below:
i know anners is a big tom waits fan – any other slags fans of his? what do you think? it is trashy or terrific in your eyes?
This makes me sad
It makes me sad this GD photo is making the headlines – Is there nothing more important going on in our world?
It makes sad that I spend to many precious hours watching TV shows or visiting websites that give a dam about this ‘controversy’.
And finally, it makes me sad that I know who Miley Cyrus is.
What is going on? Why do people give a dam about these pictures? Sure they iz a little creepy – it kinda looks like she just shagged someone and/or drank their blood but it’s not like it’s full frontal nudity or anything. In some countries girls have 3 kids by the time they are 15 and Miley has always seemed a little skanky – all teenage girls do (it’s how Supre stays afloat) and you can’t really blame them for that in our society which all too often only seems to value women for how ’sexy’ they are.
It’s just a magazine cover! – and it doesn’t look as pedo as Miranda Kerr’s Victoria Secret ads – AHAHAHAHA (just kidding, sorta).
Not Getting Divorced
Despite what you may have heard (or seen), Amy Winehouse and her husband, Blake, are not getting an ephing divorce. Says Amy: “I am not divorcing Blake. I am totally in love with him. You’ve seen us together and you know how much we’re in love with each other. We’re going to be together for ever. . . We’re not splitting up. I don’t have a new boyfriend. I’m totally in love with Blake and I’ll be going to court with him every single day to support him throughout his case.”
Yeah, whatevs, who cares. Did you know that this slag is worth about $10 Million? Crazy!
Do. Not. Want.
The slutbags from The Hills are on the cover of Rollingstone. Looks more like Sweet Valley High: The Skank Years. It’s very silly of me to say anything about this show because I’ve never seen an episode, but I’m going to go head and say something anyway: It’s racist and stupid! Are there no ethnics living in the Hollywood Hills?! Hee Hee. I tease Lauren Conrad and her smashed face all the time, but she is kind of a cute girl. Untalented, but cute. Of course, that’s all that matters.
Here We Go Again
Every other week some actress goes around making claims that she’s the phattest star in Hollywood. Believe it or not, at one point Keira Knightley was spreading this bunk around and now it’s Christina Ricci’s turn. Chrisina seems to think that if she was just starting out in the business, she’d be screwed. Says Ricci: ”Seriously, if I was just starting out in this business, I’d probably have to lose 20lbs. As a teenager, my favourite rejection was, ‘She looks too healthy’, which of course translates as, ‘She needs to lose weight.’ But I never had any illusions. I knew I would never be cast as the pretty girl. I went through an awkward adolescence and had braces.”
I don’t see how she could possibly stand to lose 20lbs and still be alive, so maybe she’s exaggerating to make her point. Acting slags are getting miraculously smaller by the minute and it’s creepy.
Don’t Buy These Shoes
I just wanted to say that. Go ahead and purchase them if you so desire! See if I care. I don’t even hate Gisele Buttchin like a lot of folk seem to. Here’s Gisele hawking her line of silly sandals called Ipanema and looking re-re. It’d be better if she was actually wearing them, though, I think.
richard ashcroft still rocks!
i got to see the verve tonight and they were beyond amazing – way better than i had anticipated! they are so on their game and richard has one of my favorite voices fo sho. the pic above is from coachella, fyi.
here was one of my fave songs (no, not bittersweet symphony) called sonnet that they played at the warfield in san fran cause i haven’t seen anything from tonight yet:
and for good measure – why not throw in a shag or gag? i think he’s all sorts of sessy in a very weird way. plus he sings and plays guitar on many great songs so that puts him at about a 75% crush level* automatically for me (*also see cola gorda/petie doherty for additional clarification regarding singer/guitarist automatic crush level – although they are technically each at a bazillion percent).
Living On A Prayer
Mischtaken Barton is turning into Bon Jovi before my very eyes. It’s awesome, though. More bytches should rock out like this. Mishchtake is in Australia for… I have no idea why she is in Australia. But she showed up at some MTV Award Show and some fashion show with Mirandingo.
Sienners Looks Like A Serf Again
It’s the shoes. She’s had them for 500 years and they never fail to stir up images of the middle ages. Like oxen, plows, gruel, and King’s eating huge turkey legs. Anyway, here’s Sienner at Coachella looking like a peasant.
It’s Everyone’s Phault!
These are two of the shots from the Vanity Fair photo shoot that has slags all across the world talking. Annie Leibovitz shot the pics. Peoples think the second shot oversexualizes her (slag is 15 damn years old!) and I think the first shot is ephing creepy and sick ass. I don’t know why. Slags and their phathers should not be captured for posterity in such a manner and that is all I have to say about that.
The second shot of Miley almost topless is supposed to mature and artistic but fails in a big phat way. She felt compelled to apologize to her fans and told them she was “embarrassed”. The Disney Channel (her employer) says that she and her family were manipulated by Vanity Fair. I don’t buy it. The magazine says her parents were on the set with her the whole damn time. I find that insane.
In any event, Annie Leibovitz stands by her pictures. Says Annie: “I’m sorry that my portrait of Miley has been misinterpreted. Miley and I looked at fashion photographs together, and we discussed the picture in that context before we shot it. The photograph is a simple, classic portrait, shot with very little makeup, and I think it is very beautiful.”
Annie Leibovitz is on crack. I think she misses the point that she’s talking about a child. Taking the same picture of Miley with a GD shirt on would’ve been a better decision, but none of us would be talking about that shit. God Bless Vanity Fair for their shrewd marketing skills.
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