Who Died ?
I think it was Orlando’s career and his credibility. Bytch can’t act and he can’t pick girlfriends properly. I mean, a GD rabid dingo who strips for a living? Mirandingo has no redeeming qualities and that stupid slag is now haunting me when I’m watching the telly. Yes, she’s in some re-re Victoria’s Secret commercial smiling up at me all coy and innocent with her pubes and boobs peeping out of some gnarly lingerie. Eph her for invading my personal space and eph him for letting her and also eph him for ephing her in the first place. Also, he ephed up his hair again. Eww, I’ve never seen him look more fugly in all the years I’ve been perving all over his messboards. He also looks like he smells bad in this picture. So long, Whorelando Bloom, you daft wanker; I think we’re done.
Oh! One more thing. Mirandingo is the face of David Jones, some Australian store. They’re the one’s who sent her ass to this Derby. Ha. I said it was a funeral, but actually it’s that Derby in Oz where slags wear re-re hats and re-re dresses. When some re-re reporter tried to get some dirt on her and Orlando, this is what the dingo in mourning had to say: “This is about David Jones. Let’s just keep it about David Jones, shall we?”
HAHHAHAHAHA! What a bunch of bunk. What ‘this is about’ is a skank with stars in her eyes and a failed actor trying to drum up some badly needed publicity.
… I feel much better now. 
i want his sunglasses!
I’d give anything to see her smile and watch that disgusting shade of lipstick smudge all over her buckteeth. Wanna snog THAT, Orlando dearest?
does this post even hava purpose? and why the fuk are they wearing blk? thats some strange and unsettling…
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Lol… I love your posts. But I go to these derbys and i shop at david jones, (im australian) dont let her give us a bad name! loads of aussies hate her myself included
The hats and outfits are awesome Anners. You Americans and you’re cultural insensitivity. These 2 are making DJs look lame.
* Hi Cait! Ha! Who’s the baseball boy?
* Afers, yes. The point was to air out my frustration with this dingo slag.
* Hi Sophie! Thanks for your comment.
The Dingo will not tarnish any facet of Oz for me. Please boycott David Jones! You are supporting a company that has hired a homewrecker. Hee Hee.
* Janers, like whatevers! You know I’m not culturally insensitive! I’m bytching at MirandHo, not Oz. Ha.
u know who she’s tryna look like? fashion forward hottie jacqueline kennedy, and noone steals that woman’s style!!
Um Bitch my savings are invested in David Jones (which has plummeted since I bought them). Plz don’t tell people to boycott the place unless they hire Heidi Montag or something.
The dress she is wearing is super fug though. We always dress up for the races but people really only go ALL out for the Melbourne Cup so she is prolly a bit overdressed.
The outfit is appropriate for the event, but the colour is not. She looks like she’s at a Greek funeral, or something. I hate it when people wear black in the sunshine, it’s so re re and depressing!
Do you have any idea how much I’ve been struggling not to write the most bitchy, evil, sarcastic post EVER about this? Do you? IT’S KILLING ME! I have two or three of them in my head as we speak!
I’m trying to be sensitive to our boyfriend’s sensibiliites and not hate on the dingo like everyone else has been, but he’s really testing me.
Hi Anners! The baseball boy is Ryan Garko from the Cleveland Indians.
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l155/IntrepidLlama/Garko5.jpg
I luff him. I’ll admit that he’s so much cuter in a clear, close-up picture, but I was up in the nosebleed section when I took this pic yesterday, and my camera’s zoom can only go so far.
Wanda, I say let loose. It’s not good for your health to hold such rage inside, you know. Let it rip!
With my luck, if I do, that’ll be the one time Whorley visits my blog.
Good! Do it Wanda. Hopefully he’ll see it and come to his damn senses. Besides, I need something evil to read.
Hi caiters! Ha! Your boyfriend is wearing navy blue stockings!
Ha! Malanthers said a “Greek Funeral”. Priceless.
I think you are not the only one mad at that relationship as you can read here and also see that, actually, DINGOS HAVE NO SENSE OF FASHION!!!
http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2008/04/pap-snaps-1.html#more
I can help with a dog lead if you want. ehem.. ehem..
Anners, they’re high-socks and they’re smexy.
OK. I did it. I feel much better. But if Whorely reads it and gets mad I’m telling him Cait and Anners hacked into my blog and set me up.
Sorry:
http://www.wandarizzuto.com/?p=135
I wonder who’s getting paid in this whole charade. Is her team paying him or is his team paying her?
That dumb whore needs to keep her mouth shut. Everytime she speaks she gets dumber and dumber.
She looks like she took a bath in foundation. So much for being model beautiful.
Christ they must be desperate for publicity.