yay! the cure!

i’ve been eagerly awaiting any info on the new cure album and it appears it will be released on september 13th of this year.

since it is their 13th album, they have decided to do something kinda cool and release a single on the 13th of every month until the album finally comes out.

you can hear an excerpt of their first single on their website. it’s called the only one. i heard it live in italy and i’m still thinking i don’t really like it that much but maybe i need to have a more thorough listening through of it.

they start their u.s. tour on the 9th. is anyone going to any of the shows? i was going to follow them around a bit last year before they pushed the tour dates back and this time around i think i will just catch them here in nyc.

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MisanTrophy

Damn!   I never thought I’d do a post about a GD award-show trophy!   This one  for NME is way phvcking odd.  It’s giving the middle finger to all and sundry!   Someone give one to Miranda Kerr for being an eph tard douche  and tell her to sit on it and spin.   Thanks.  

P.S.   I am still ephing with the blog layout.   DO NOT BE ALARMED!!!   If you hate this latest incarnation, please tell me.

 

Greetings, Kelly Brook! Who Are You?

All I know about Kelly Brook is that she pops up in English tabloids on a daily basis, is wearing some god awful jeans, used to bang Billy Zane, and is pleased as phucking punch to be moving out of his GD Los Angeles house.    Oh, she also used to go steady (hahahaha) with Jason Statham,  and they are still friends.  So says this article I just skimmed.  Okay, that is all.

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Did These Tools Get Married?

 

Does anybody care?   Why have I never seen the two of them together?   Oh, probs because I don’t google these bytches.   Anyhoo, Latina Magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married.  Most peoples seem to think this is ungodly gossip, or just a GD publicity stunt.  I don’t care, just reporting this stuff here because I’m supposed to.  Married or not, the engagement is real.   Real fake. 

By the way, someone left a comment on The Daily Mail about Mariah Carey that was brill!  You’re awesome, Sally from Croyden, England!

“Her face just irritates the hell out of me. I can’t stand the stupid woman.”

- Sally, Croydon, England

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M’Kay

People Magazine needs to give it up and stop putting out this re-re “50 Most Beautiful Slags” issue.  It’s so lame, and also it’s full of shit.   Rumer Willis made the cut if that tells you anything.  They also sliced off half of her face in her picture.  Hmm.   Kate Hudson made the cover!   W00t!   They chose Kate for the cover and the distinction of being the most beautiful of the beautiful because she’s totes ‘natural’ and  “doesn’t owe her famous sun-kissed looks to thousands of hours logged at a spa”.   How about to thousands of hours logged at a plastic surgery clinic?   Cause slag fo shizzle has been the recipient of a nose job.   No disrespect to Kate, because she is awfully cute.   But natural?  Let’s be real, eph tards. 

The following slags were also included:   Salma Hayek, Mary J. Blige,  Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, Isla Fisher, the cast of Gossip Girl, Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.  In other words, this list is total bunk. 

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wikinews is so not nice

so i was doing my nightly googling of petie and look what i found posted last night before my internet connection died on me on wikinews:

Wikinews:Story preparation/British rocker Pete Doherty dies …

Pete Doherty, British rock musician, founding member of the bands The Libertines and Babyshambles, died today from [CAUSE]. Throughout his life, Doherty was …
en.wikinews.org/wiki/Wikinews:Story_preparation/British_rocker_Pete_Doherty_dies – 8 hours ago – Similar pages

um, rude much? story preparation? you effers! leave petie alone!

here are some more pics of petie and carl loving up on each other for anyone else who would like to peruse…)

top ten and music news

oh cola – how i love your gorda…

top ten:

1. pace is the trick – interpol

2. only this moment – royksopp

3. darling nikki – prince (afers got me to start obsessing on this one a few days ago!)

4. sonnet – the verve

5. fa fa fa – datarock

6. glamorous life – sheila e (coachella inspired – i used to love this song!)

7. great dj – the ting tings (itunes u.s. free single of the week – states kids hop to it!)

8. miles away – madonna (i know you slags aren’t the biggest fans but i love her!)

9. tane mahuta – ruby suns (reminds me of beetlejuice)

10. down boy – yeah yeah yeahs

mpr song of the day is a great podcast with up and coming artists. the song for the 1st that’s already been posted is santogold by the l.e.s artistes. take a listen and subscribe if it suits your fancy. you can also get it free on itunes (states) by clicking here.

new order is putting out a live dvd on june 24th. more info here.

best of joy division and the new portishead albums came out tuesday.

yazoo are releasing a 4 disc box set called ‘in your room’ in may. click here to see a video clip from it