Did These Tools Get Married?
Does anybody care? Why have I never seen the two of them together? Oh, probs because I don’t google these bytches. Anyhoo, Latina Magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married. Most peoples seem to think this is ungodly gossip, or just a GD publicity stunt. I don’t care, just reporting this stuff here because I’m supposed to. Married or not, the engagement is real. Real fake.
By the way, someone left a comment on The Daily Mail about Mariah Carey that was brill! You’re awesome, Sally from Croyden, England!
“Her face just irritates the hell out of me. I can’t stand the stupid woman.”
- Sally, Croydon, England
Categories: Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon
it wudent be possible for me to care less about this story. mariah is annoying weirdo an nick is super lame.
Who is Nick Cannon? Oh, don’t worry. I don’t really care.
the funniest bit about this story is that he apparently recycled the ring he gave to his former fiancee. that is some funny shit!