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People Magazine needs to give it up and stop putting out this re-re “50 Most Beautiful Slags” issue. It’s so lame, and also it’s full of shit. Rumer Willis made the cut if that tells you anything. They also sliced off half of her face in her picture. Hmm. Kate Hudson made the cover! W00t! They chose Kate for the cover and the distinction of being the most beautiful of the beautiful because she’s totes ‘natural’ and “doesn’t owe her famous sun-kissed looks to thousands of hours logged at a spa”. How about to thousands of hours logged at a plastic surgery clinic? Cause slag fo shizzle has been the recipient of a nose job. No disrespect to Kate, because she is awfully cute. But natural? Let’s be real, eph tards.
The following slags were also included: Salma Hayek, Mary J. Blige, Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, Isla Fisher, the cast of Gossip Girl, Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker. In other words, this list is total bunk.

hahahha rumer willis aghaahahaha.
Who is Rumer Willis? lol
This list has to be a phucking joke. Kate Hudson and Rumer Willis are feral.
The only hot person listed is Salma Hayek. She looks amazing for her age and has the best chi chi’s ever.
At least the dingo isn’t on the list. Is she? Please tell me she’s not on the list. Please?
Rumer made the list? Oh my god, that is just not right! I have a friend that ran into Salma Hayek the other day, and he said she was not nearly as attractive in person – kind of small and ashen looking. But, she was very nice.