petie is using his get out of jail free card!
tremendously exciting news slags! petie is going to be released early! good job anners and konst, the badge worked!!! 
due to prison overcrowding our darling dearest will be free man on tuesday!
ooooohhhhh who is going to get the first post prison interview? pick me pick me petie! please?
Take That, Bytch!
For a minute I thought that Kate Bosworth had injected some muscles into her attenuated bod, transformed Jamers Rousseau into Dog, the Bounty Hunter, and gotten into a very physical and very public altercation on the streets of Los Angeles.
Glad to know I was wrong! It’s just Amy Smart kicking some redneck ass on the set of Crank 2. Looks like 2 tons of fun! I tried to sit through Crank (it wasn’t hard because of Jason Statham’s cuteness), but as soon as they started playing naked hokey-pokey in the street, I had to eject that DVD stat! My Victorian Morality could not get jiggy with that shit.
Here’s more, and it’s awesome:
Influential As Hell!
Angie looks scary as hell and also quite like her daddy in this pic. She’s also starting to look like Jennifer Anuschin’s BFF, Courtney Cocks! All sorts of sadness. But good news! Angie and Brad have been listed as number 21 out of the 100 Most Influential Slags in the Entire Phucking World! So says Time Magazine. I do not know who the rest of these people are, nor do I care! They don’t matter anyway. Just kidding. I’m too lazy to produce the list because the way the website is set up, each slag has their own page. Who the eph has 100 minutes to sort through that shit? Not Anners.
Here is the reaction of some US Weekly commenters. You’ll kill yourself laughing. Those people on Us Weekly are re-re fools. But they do keep me amused when the chips are down.
I Hate Dingoes!
Will someone tell this dingo to stop posing? Slag still has blood from her last kill on her paws. I HATE this ephtarded bytch. Like so much! She must be stopped. Aren’t there any dingo fur trappers left to rid the world of this glorified, glittery hobag?
Orlando Bloom you are a GD motherphucking arsehole and you are insanely ugly and stupid right now. I hate your guts for shagging this empty shell of soul. No brains! It’s like not even a real dingo! She is a stuffed dingo with lip-chap! I’m burning my scrapbooks, and the as yet unfinished collage, Whorelando! Who needs you and your 3″ and 3-whiskered peen? A fugly, stuffed dingo, that’s who!
P.S. Why in the blasted hell do slags have fansites for this crass heathen? Ephtards!
P.P.S. Yes, I’m immature as hell! It’s okay, my life still rocks.
All is right in the world
Stop fretting peoples – Kate and Jamers are still togetherz! I don’t know where they have been hiding though. Popsugar said they just jetted into LAX from Sydney. Lies! I don’t remember reading anything/seeing piccies on any trash gossip sites. Perhaps the paparazzi were so busy following Miranda Kerr and Mischtake Barton around that they missed Kate and Jamers? - disappointing! Good thing this site doesn’t actually have any Boz fans that visit.
Here is a little something of what you all come here for:
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Whilst trash sources were lacking any Boz news they did have 2 articles on (1 & 2) a girl called Lyndsey Rodrigues who Afers wanted to know a little bit about.
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