I Hate Dingoes!
Will someone tell this dingo to stop posing? Slag still has blood from her last kill on her paws. I HATE this ephtarded bytch. Like so much! She must be stopped. Aren’t there any dingo fur trappers left to rid the world of this glorified, glittery hobag?
Orlando Bloom you are a GD motherphucking arsehole and you are insanely ugly and stupid right now. I hate your guts for shagging this empty shell of soul. No brains! It’s like not even a real dingo! She is a stuffed dingo with lip-chap! I’m burning my scrapbooks, and the as yet unfinished collage, Whorelando! Who needs you and your 3″ and 3-whiskered peen? A fugly, stuffed dingo, that’s who!
P.S. Why in the blasted hell do slags have fansites for this crass heathen? Ephtards!
P.P.S. Yes, I’m immature as hell! It’s okay, my life still rocks.
Look at this shit!!!! What I would give to be back in L.A. for this! I’d go and have her sign a picture of Bozzy and tell her that beasts of burden should not be shagging human menfolk.
uhoh.. shes gonna be in cali! u better go meet and greet w/ her.
anners u always make me “guffaw” w/ ur comments! im still remembering comments u made like 5 months ago and laughin out loud at them haha!
Slag still has blood from her last kill on her paws.
Afers, If I am able to meet and greet with this stank hobag I will rip her dimpled head off with my opposable thumbs. Ha, just kidding.
They cull dingoes sometimes – when they get dangerous
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i think that was my favorite anners post ever! i just nearly peed my pants
Let ‘er rip there Anners. You’ll feel better for it.
You had me at “A Dingo Stole My Baby.” I’ve been laughing ever since.
BTW, the dingho needs to faux tan her paws, she’s lookin awfully two-toned there.
Don’t be too hard on ole Whorelando now. You know the power of a good BJ, his probably now-diseased oui oui is smitten, stoopid, but smitten.
Oh man you’re pathetic.
Fair enough if you don’t agree with his behaviour or whatever but i think if you start hating someone you’ve never met and really know nothing about you’re treading on scary territory. Obviously you’re entitled to your own opinion but instead of hanging around and reading every little tidbit about him still why not just move on and find someone else you think is cute and hot and everything you want in a celebrity crush? I just don’t understand this intense hatred some people seem to get for someone they have never met and really know nothing about and i think it would be healthier for them to just move on.
May 6th, huh? Good. That means she’ll be getting the hell out of my country sometime soon.
I didn’t notice that her tan ends at her wrists. Well spotted SadieJo. And thanks for the visual re: the BJ. I feel great now!
Please forgive me for my next blaspehmous comment, but that dress is kinda cute. Only it needs to be worn by a normal person. Like me.
She’s just kidding Peekaboo – everything on this site is tongue in cheek.
Didn’t the part about scrapbooks and collages sound any alarm bells?
Who invited Peekaboo to this party?
Let me find that dingo at a VS in New York and IT’S ON!
BTW, I’m getting a divorce. I came home and found Mr. Rizzuto looking at dingo pictures. He says he’s gonna try to cut a deal with Orlando.
What?! I hope he is sleeping in the gutter tonight. If he is going to have unfaithful thoughts tell him to be a real man and drool over Adriama Lima (she’s the grown up version).
Oh, good grief. She’s coming to my neck of the woods? Remind me to get as far away from LA as possible on Tuesday. Or perhaps I should go in your stead and try and get her to sign a picture of Kate? I’m sure her reaction would be priceless.
I love how they have to emphasize the word “supermodel” in that ad, by the way. They seem to really be pushing that title on her. Most of the people I know don’t even recognize Miranda by name or face. I agree with Jane121 and say that Miranda is the poor man’s Adriana Lima.
Love the blog, Anners!
* Joders: No! I will not forgive you for that comment. Nevers!
* Vy: Would you please go there with a Bozzy picture? Or a head of cabbage? Make her sign it!
And thank u.
* Miranda Kerr needs to be CULLED.
Anners hun, maybe u should ease up on the death threats. You’re scaring our visitors.
cull [kul]
vt (past culled, past participle culled, present participle cull·ing, 3rd person present singular culls)
1. remove as worthless: to remove an inferior thing or person from a larger group
2. select: to select or gather things or people, especially those that are good examples of their kind
What death threats?! I don’t want this slippery skank to die, I want her to ease up off Whorelando.
welll a dingo cull is where they shoot the lot of them.
That’s fine.
OMGGGGG, that last comment hurt. No, really, I’m in pain. I was drinking my tea and laughed so hard I snorted tea out my nose. Ick. And ouch.
I’m with Anners, though, go ahead, cull the dingho.
Before she gets back to the USA please. Isn’t there like a dingho imbargo or something? Illegal to import slaggy dawgs who steal cheating boyphriends law?? There should be.
Anners, I said the dress is cute. Not the dingHo. There’s a big difference. Pleeeeeeease forgive me?
Culling her in the US might be easier, considering she’s got rabies and all. That’s not red lipstick we’ve been seeing on her. That’s bloodied froth.
Whorley will need to be treated in quarrantine before they’ll let him back in.
DingHos don’t get rabies.
They don’t? How come?
Vy, if you go down there with a head of cabbage for her to sign I will totally worship the ground you walk on. I will start a fan club in your honor. I’ll sacrifice a dingo in your name. And Anners too for making the suggestion.
Just please let her come to NYC.
Mr. Rizzuto is sleeping in the garage. Wait, we don’t have one. I wonder where he spent the night.
Because it doesn’t exist in Australia. but this one has been overseas.
I take 10 Dinghos over uni people. They are the real re-re people.
* But dingos aren’t people, Janers!
* SadieJo, I am very sorry you snorted out your tea. I should not have condoned dingo culling.
* Joders, I guess I can forgive you.
* Vy, if you can’t find the audacity to have her sign a cabbage just throw one at her head. Kthanxbai.
Thank you Anners.
Janers, I thought you meant there was some scientific or genetic explanation as to why dingHos don’t get rabies, not because rabies doesn’t exist in Australia!
But you’re right. This one has been overseas and exposed to the disease.
Vy, throw that cabbage really hard, ok?