tv party and dirty 30
there is a cool new doc up on pitchfork.tv about tv party, a cool public access show that was on in nyc back in the day. it was completely random and featured all kinds of fun shih like music, art, cocktails and other fun forms of excessiveness. anyway, there were loads of awesome peeps on it so i thought i would mention it for any slags that would be interested. here is the blurb:
Running from 1978 to 1982, this hilariously anarchic, drug-fueled NYC cable access show featured unpredictable appearances from David Byrne, Andy Warhol, Blondie, Mick Jones, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, George Clinton, Jean Michel Basquiat and others.
enjoy! i’m am off to l.a./palm springs tomorrow through weds (woo-hoo) to wrastle me up a dingo and a proper meal for bozzers 
for anyone who may be lacking (or may have misplaced) their sense of humor i would like to clarify that was indeed a joke!!! 
and happy dirty 30 cola (my beloved gorda!) MWAH! make a wish…
Bozzers at Rite-Aid! W00t!
Kate Bozzy is in L.A. and she got papped at Rite-Aid. Did she double-bag that shiz? I wanna see what Bozzers bought! Some sharp-eyed slag on ONTD spied energy drinks andCetaphil. I see the energy drinks, but I don’t see the Cetaphil. You know what else I don’t see? Her hot ass boyfriend, Jamers! He gets flack for his big ass mouth, but underneath that block of teefs lies a monstrous sess God. Uh-huh! Kate: Stop doing things alone and being independant, you re-re slag! Bring Jamers along, it’s nice for me.
I think Kate is in town to dingo-wrangle. In case you didn’t know it, Mirandingo will be at The Grove shopping center in L.A. making a public appearance at Victoria’s Secretions on May 6. I hope she kicks Miranda Kerr’s ass and I hope she kicks it hard.
Click More to see Janers rant
Oh, Damn! Feliz Cumpleanos, Cola!
Thank you so very much, Allers and Uggers for pointing out that I phucking phorgot about Cola’s 30th Birthday!!!! That’s almost blasphemous! I guess I’m slipping big-time. No, that does not mean I don’t give a damn about Cola anymore, because I do! I am so embarrassed! My heart fell when I logged on and saw Allers’ comment reminding me what my GD job was! Noted, slutcake!
Forgive me, Cola Gordians, for I have sinned. Also, I apologize to Cola Gorda and his cougarfriend. They google themselves every morning, come here, and SPAM me. Every single day! Helena thinks we’re all bitches by the way. She comes here and says it. I think they were expecting a celebration here in honor of his birthday and I think they were disappointed.
So: Happy Birthday, Cola Gorda! Thank you for your voice, your wit, and your ass.
T-Shirt update: D. Solrac has ordered the Mole Patrol t-shirts!!!! Yippee! They should be in the palms of your hands in about 53 days or so. I made that up! I have no idea how long, but I will keep you posted.
Boz was in Oz
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And she was speaking to some peoples from the press. Often foreign celebrities like to crap on about how much they love a place so they can win over the locals. She said: “I just feel immediately at home when I’m in Australia. I love the casualness of it and people not taking things too seriously. I think that’s what I loved most: people don’t care who you are. They’re just too down-to-earth to be impressed by an actor.”
Erm, uh, yeah that is why no one cares who you are Boz -it has nothing to do with the fact they have never seen any of your movies. I kid, I kid. Perhaps someone could strip Mirandingo of her citizenship and give it to Boz?
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