Does anyone have a spare string of garlic?
As if Lagerfeld isn’t scary enough. Victoria Beckham had to turn up to the same even looking like this ^.
It was superhero themed so I guessed she went as a villian. I hope her kiddies didn’t catch a look of her before she went out.
Whom a substitute fellow, Sienners?
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I’m addicted to translating Swedish Gossip Blogs! Hee Hee! “Whom a substitute fellow, Sienna,” indeed! That was their question, not mine. I know who that phucker is! It’s Matthew Rhys — I think. She keeps meeting up with him in L.A. whilst Rhys Ifans’ back is turned. Hmm. She’s engaged to Rhys. Mayhaps she’s cheating? That’s what this Swedish blog thinks, anyway.
Here goes the translation:
Barf
As if it wasn’t bad enough that Boz had gone back to the walking corspe look, she had to go and turn up to the costume insitute gala on the arm of the devil? Actually come to think of she probably slimmed down after he told her he doesn’t escort women over 80 pounds anywhere.
Why does this man get so much praise? I don’t give a stuff if his designs are ‘genius’ he is EVIL and they are nothing more than clothes. I think they are fugly anyway. Take for instance, this mess (worn by the other soul devourer of the fashion world):
They might be the experts of fashion but the majority of the general public still finds this stuff fug.
Dear Boz
Even Dinghos can shop for food so perhaps you can too. There is only so long one can survive off energy drinks and cetaphil.
I’d think of something else to say but the look on Whorlando’s face brings all the hilarity this posts needs.
UPDATE: Mirandingo made it to number 10 on forbes list of highest earning models – She made $3.5 million the past year by standing around looking pretty. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The world is cruel. I guess we know who paid for those groceries (and everything else).
What Kind Of Phuckery Is This?!
Me no likey the new Agent Provocateur Kate Moss campaign!! Kate looks nasty and I don’t like how she is flanked by the two girls in the back. It’s freaky. So freaky. Also, she looks dead as mother-ephing disco. And it hurts me to say this because I am in love with her.
There’s actually a concept behind this!! Click HERE if you care.
Shag or Gag?
Um, I don’t think I know if I want to do a shag or a gag here. I mean John Mayer?! His music reeks and once upon a time he shagged Jessica Simpson many a fortnight (I don’t even know what that means?!). That’s insane and gross! But I like his haircut! And if he was just some random guy at Border’s Books and he asked me “Shag or Gag?” I’d prob say shag. I’m sick.
Jimminy Christmas, Ames!
Like what the phuck is going on here? Amy Winehouse, just what the eph is your damage? I’m scared. Amused, but scared! It’s like a mad tea party for hard-core crackheads. Good times.
Greasy. Cabbage. Dingo. Bytch.
Was no one able to get their ass down to The Grove today and fling a phucking cabbage at her head?!
Re: Blog Layout
I am sorry for all the changes as of late. Truly I am. It should not be changing again EVER unless there is huge public outcry over this one. Here’s why: I am not renewing my subscription to the WordPress CSS editor because it costs $15. Let’s be honest, I don’t do this for the money and I’m not about to sink anymore on a freaking blog layout. This one is easy to read, it lists the post author, and so I think it’s going to stick around for the foreseeable future.
WordPress sucks, always and forever!
Okay, toodles all ye slutcrackers! Have a Good one.
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