Pearls of Wisdom from Karl Lagerfeld – Lets talk about fat people

Food:  I don’t eat greasy things. And I like fish better than meat. In fact, I hate meat. My doctor calls me to eat meat twice a week, as apparently we are cannibals. – um yeah, just because your species likes to feast on human flesh doesn’t mean the rest of do.

Fat people: In France there are a large percentage of young girls who are overweight and less than one percent are skinny. So let’s talk about the 25 percent who have a weight problem, or are overweight. We don’t need to discuss the less than one percent. It’s an unnecessary subject. Anorexia is nothing to do with fashion. Let’s talk about the fat ones. – Where is he getting these ridiculous figures from? Most French girls are skinny and the percentage of underweight ones is much higher than 1%. When with this fucking idiot learn that it is the fashion industry’s impact on mental health that is of most concern? and that one of the most deadly mental illnesses IS a necessary subject?

Kids: That’s the last thing I want. I hate all children – Thank god for that, the last thing this world needs is creatures like him reproducing.

Humanitarianism: I try to avoid charity. It doesn’t happen for me. I’m rich enough not to have to do that. Thank God I don’t have to do that. I do a lot of unnecessary things for free, but I’m very much against that -  Bill Gates doesn’t seem to think he is too rich for charity you vile arrogant pig.

Self-sacrifice: I’m the most selfish person in the world. Being selfish, I take care of others. My mother always used to say, “Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you - Did no once care for or respect Mother Teresa Karl? Can someone put this geriatric in a home already?

Technology, the Internet, etc. I’m a computer by myself. I have a memory also for unnecessary things. -Can someone please explain to the old man what a computer is and what is does?

AHHHHHHHH – why are people still taking notice of this senile old bat? Tom Cruisemakes more sense. Lagerfeld makes me want to burn all of my clothing and walk around wearing a garbage bag just so I will have no association with the Industry he is a part of. I couldn’t give a hoot what a ‘genius’ he is in the fashion world, he is still a f**kwit and his clothes are fugly.

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Just for Laughs: (Lagerfeld when he was a fat chick):

^ He used to smile back then. Perhaps it is food deprivation instead of senility that has sent him nuts.