Yes! Billy Zane and What’s Her Face Are Still Shagging!

Kelly Brook, what the phuck do you do for a living?  I still don’t know!  But last week or so the British tabs were saying you and Billy Zane broke the hell up.   I see that this is no longer the case or something.  Why are you tapping that, by the way?  He was a GD arsehole in Titanic, and therefore, he must be an arsehole in real life.  Just kidding.  Those are cute shoes, Kelly.

 

I Want A Phucking Vacation!

If I see another pic of some worthless celebretard on vacation I’m gonna bust a gasket.  I don’t even know what an ephing gasket is!  Lily Allen, what the eph are you even on vacation from, you slag?  Throwing birthday cakes and dyeing your hair platimun blonde?  Booo!  

Here’s more pictures of Lily being lewd and crass in France:

Rachel, Kind As She Is

Swedish to English translations make me very, very happy.   This latest one is about Rachel Bilson.  What I gather from the translation is that this hot dude is a paparazzo who asked to take a picture with her, and she said “Okay.”   Hahaha.

Rachel Bilson sawdust igår left carvery Greenblatts Delicate in Hollwyood there she had ätit a late lunch. When she should walk därifrån was going a valiant paparazzifotograf underline to actress and bath that poll take a image together with hers! Rachel, kind as she is, was going with at that and saws out that feel it was somewhat bump! The is such husband sheep take when husband is so omtyckt and popular as Rachel interacts be in Hollywood! One plus sheep she also for that she succeed watch both trendig and relaxed out at the same time in an grand tröja, beige boot and with a large yellow clutch in hand!

The Brit Report

I’m going to make this brief:   Brit Brit rear-ended a car (big ephing deal, people!) and people think she may be preggers again (dear God, No!).

 

This Made Me Giggle For Days

Looks like life is imitating art! Gossip Girl costars Blake Lively and Penn Badgley – who have coyly sidestepped relationship rumors – enjoy a steamy kiss in the pool during a romantic getaway last weekend to Paraiso de la Bonita, a luxury resort in Mexico’s Mayan Riviera.

People.com has a bizarre photo-essay of Blake Lively and Penn Badgley on some romantic as hell vacation in Mexico!   It’s the commentary that’s killing me.  It’s so lame that I was forced to diligently cut and paste all of it for your enjoyment.   It’s such a set-up by the way!   It’s a phucking advertisement for the Paraiso de la Bonita resort.  I mean why go into detail about frosty beverages and thick, white towels?