Shag Or Gag?
It’s Anthony Kiedis. Seriously I will always love the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I’ve moved on from Anthony, though, and onto greener (and kinder) pastures. I’m all about Johnny, but Anthony was my first chili pepper love. It goes back to that Under The Bridge video. That was hot, hot stuff! You don’t understand what that video did to me. Plus his GD beautiful Indian hairz. OMFG! <— Just Kidding.
You know the drill: Shag it or gag it. Also feel free to recommend a shag for us hobgas. Thank you in advance. It’s my goal to have a Shag or Gag? every day this week. Some goal, huh?!
The “V” Stands For “Viciously Fug”
Here’s some of the re-re bunk she said in the magazine. I was polite enough to respond in kind:
“I didn’t mind the big boobs. But I hated the stomach roll, the back fat and the post-pregnant butt. And it was so hard to get rid of. Especially the final 20lb.”
Wait a minute? You get a post-pregnancy butt? WTF? Nooooo!
“I haven’t eaten meat for about fifteen years. I eat fish, a little bit of dairy – not much milk – but I love cheese. . . We’ll make chocolate chip cookies and eat them, but sugar makes me feel pretty bad. I have coffee and wine. I’ve got lots of lovely vices.”
Raise your hand if you give a damn what Gwyneth Paltrow chums on in her spare time! I don’t see any hands… BTW can you believe she makes chocolate chip cookies and actually eats them? How odd! When I make chocolate chip cookies I inject them into my veins.
“I have an amazing nanny. I didn’t have one till Apple was 14 months old, but then, because we were going on tour, we found someone fantastic. She’s been with us ever since. . . I was really tired. … (but) obsessed – madly, deeply in love – with my daughter. I wanted to be with her all day long. I was under a crazy spell. . . I still am, but I’ve had to adjust to reality more.”
I am very happy that she added that she still is in love with her daughter! Me thinks she has a lot more adjusting to reality to do. She blows.
it’s been 28 years since
one of the most amazing musicians ever (in my opinion, anyway), ian curtis, took his own life way too soon 
Kiki’s Slipping (Sorta)
Kirsten Dunst seems to be sliding back into depravity or so I just read. By ‘depravity’ I simply mean skankdom. Exaggeration is good times, you ought to try it. Anyways, some nosy re-re’s spotted her acting a fool earlier this month at her birthday celebration and tattled to Star Magazine: ”She got worse as the night went on. She started out pretty chilled, but hours later she was dancing and jumping like a crazed animal. . . She indulged in any guy who would have her attention. She also went up to several guys and started flirting with them hard-core. . . She was just completely out of it. It was obvious that whatever happened in rehab didn’t stick”.
I don’t know about that. I’m not sure that she went to rehab for dancing like a crazed animal and being a skank.
Dump The Dingo, Whorely! It’s Bad For Business.
Mirandingo posted these pics on her damn myspace not so long ago and, lo and behold, they got yanked down like twenty minutes later. Before they were yanked, however, there was a hot messboard discussion about this mess. Hahahaha! I love messboarders.
“Mirandas myspace OMG
Miranda is making a new account and has pics of her and orli!
Is it just me or does he look extremely uncomfortable, have a forced smile, and flipping off the camera in the pic where he’s holding the dog? “
- It’s a phony smile (his eyes aren’t smiling with the rest of his face); nevertheless, it’s a darling photo of him. If I cared enough, I’d save it and photoshop her out, but I’m lazy and have other pressing things to do.
- Wow she has a acount on Myspace OMG she is like a 15 year old girl showing off pics of her boyfriend to her classmates or somthing she is the most private girl in the world right. I just think it’s a weird that she keeps saying she is private but sells pic of him to the media.
- Man I haven’t posted here in forever it seems but, I just had to say it’s really nice that this one isn’t running her mouth or finding little coy ways to show the world she’s with him. Ya know like that other one. Oh wait…nevermind.
- i just find it odd that pretty much all of the other photos are professional shots from various modeling gigs and then she’s got two random home-done shots which Orlando just HAPPENS to be in. She might as well post some of the pap shots of them together and be done with it. I guess I have to be thankful that she didn’t put up any photos of them making out. Private, my arse. EDIT: I just realized she has “single” as her relationship status. I don’t know what to make of that.
- You can argue that she’s just another 24 year old putting pictures of her boyfriend up on myspace. Except that she’s not, she’s an up and coming model who’s boyfriend happens to be a Hollywood star and she’s putting these pictures up not on her private page, but her public myspace. That,my friends, is called another exploitation of the relationship for free publicity. Or it’s called her being incredibly thick and tacky.
- And let’s be honest, if Orlando wanted this stuff to stop happening, he’d put a stop to it already.
- I have to wonder if the people who are so upset about this would be as bothered by it if it was HIM posting couple pictures on HIS MySpace (if he had one). Don’t say “oh, he would never do that,” because he’s obviously not as “private” as he previously claimed to be.
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- “I have to wonder if the people who are so upset about this would be as bothered by it if it was HIM posting couple pictures on HIS MySpace (if he had one). Don’t say “oh, he would never do that,” because he’s obviously not as “private” as he previously claimed to be.” I think you’re right. In fact you must be right as he obviously isn’t upset by all her pipmping of the relationship. I guess we all just have to adjust to the fact that although he may have once been a private person, he is now rather more fame and publicity hungry than he used to be when younger.
- In Miranda’s MySpace there are no more pictures of her and Orlando…
- Hm, intriguing… Perhaps someone put their foot down? Or she thought better of it? I notice her status is still ’single’ as well.
- Although I can’t help thinking that it’s rather like closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Doesn’t matter if she has taken them off, they were there and I expect most of his fans saw them. (more…)
Mischtaken Again
Mischtake Barton is at the Cannes Film Festival having the time of her dang life at parties and shiz, but she’s not doing what her ass was sent there for in the first place viz., promoting her dumb ass piece of crap movie You and I. It’s about those two trollops who formed that music duo t.A.T.u. like six years ago. I don’t blame her, but still! She was spotted across town somewhere “quaffing champagne” while the premiere was going on. When a confrontational bytch asked her why the eph she wasn’t at the premiere, Mischa snapped: ‘I was never due to go.’
Yeah bloody right! Mischa is a GD liar! Liar, liar pants on fire.
P.S. Obviously this picture was not taken in Cannes! That sign would say “Arret” if it had been. I chose it because of the hypnosis factor. She looks like the Riddler.
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