Why?

Ali Lohan wants to be famous.  Why?  It doesn’t look like fun to me.  Her mom wants her to be famous, too, which is why they are doing a reality show on E! that I will not be watching.  It’s called Living With The Lohans.   Hahahhahaa.  Dumb.  Here’s Lindsay’s creepy mom and her creepy little sister doing promo for their new show.   Lindsay’s mom says she’s doing the show to  “defuse the rumors about my family. The media has just been so horrific to us over the past two years. I just want to get the message across that we are a normal family.”

Don’t listen to her, she’s telling a falsehood.

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She’s A Judge!

Did you know that Natalie Portman is the youngest slag ever to serve on the Cannes Film Festival Jury?!  Ha, like anybody cares.   I thought it was slightly cool, though.  Here’s Natalie and her boyfriend, Devendra Banhart getting ready to chow down on French food. 

 

Grody

Jennifer Aniston is a Jackie Collins character come to life.  Tacky as hell!   According to an unnamed source, she is calling John Mayer the greatest lover in the history of the world.   This source says that ”she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets – insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad [Pitt] during their four-and-a-half-year marriage.”

This doesn’t even make any sense, does it?  Who the hell goes around talking like this?  The source also added this bunk:  ”It is no secret that every guy Jennifer has dated after her bust-up with Brad was merely a bit-player in her recovery process. Only now, in John’s arms, does she look even close to finally putting Pitt in the past tense.”

Hahahhahahahha!  

P.S.  You’re quite welcome for the out of focus picture of Jennifer and John.

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Cola Gorda T-Shirt Update

* Mole Patrol T-shirts are HERE!!!!  D. Solrac just informed me that she has the t-shirts and they are just waiting to be sent to you hot slags.   Sorry for the delay, but “the artist” got busy and whatnot.   Anyway, here’s how it goes: 

Instead of payment, D.Solrac is asking that you make a donation to the Make It Right Foundation.  The Foundation is to help build homes in New Orleans for the thousands of people that are still without homes.  I think that’s the sweetest idea ever.   The donation can be however much or however little you want.  

Shipping is free, just send D. Solrac an email  (themolepatrol@hotmail.com) so that she can send it to you. 

** If you did not order a t-shirt a but would still like to make a donation to the foundation, I don’t think God will mind.  Just go here:  Brad Pitt’s Make It Right Foundation

Thanks to Zu for posting these awesomley hilarious pics on the Livejournal community!   It’s so ODD to see Cola getting papped like this.  Odd and disturbing.