Audrina Patridge, Just What The Phuck Iz U Looking At?!
I have a confession to make. Don’t kill me! I was sick this week and thus I sat around being miserable and watching a lot of television. I saw four episodes of The Hills. OMG! Up to this point I had no idea what the hell these tools sounded like. Shiz! I can pretty much tell all I need to know about a person by listening to their voices. Heidi and Spencer blow chunks, just like I always suspected that they did. Ew! She sounds like a slutty mouse and he sounds just like a filthy, mangled sewer rat. Which is what he is. Lauren Conrad: there’s heft and gravel in her voice, and I don’t mind it. Don’t like her, though. It’s her lips. They are weird. The rest of the “cast” is not even worth mentioning… except for Audrina Patridge!
Like I said: Don’t kill me. But I like her. She seems like a nice girl. Not super duper brainy or anything, but nice. There’s something to be said for being nice, okay? Also, I’ve been hypnotized by her upward-gazing eyeballs. Those eyeballs are fierce! Ever the optimist, she’s always looking up!
I haven’t seen any of it since season 1 or 2 (I can’t remember which) but Whitney was the only one I liked. Audrina is sweet too but Whitney was studying and is the only one that kept her private life off the show rather than whore it out for fame (which I respected about her).
Janers
May 23, 2008 at 1:15 AM
I LOVE WHITNEY TOO even tho i have ony seen it 3 times! shes funny
Ugg
May 23, 2008 at 4:08 AM
Oy.
Wanda Rizzuto
May 23, 2008 at 6:01 AM
I want my butt to look like hers. Also, I like her hat. It looks kinda smalll for her head tho’.
Ali-ers
May 23, 2008 at 7:27 AM
Ha, I love how Michael K calls it ceiling eyes! Audriana would be quite cute if she wasn’t retarded. And dressing like Kelly Bundy in those pictures.
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May 23, 2008 at 9:22 AM
I so need to be doing laundry right now, but I’d rather stop by here to add another 2 cents. I do that looking at the ceiling thing if/when I dance. I need to be drunk to dance too, since I shake it like a honky
Ali-ers
May 23, 2008 at 12:04 PM