The Daily Mail seem to think that Cheryl Cole, the hottest of the Girls Aloud slags (my favorite singing group of all time!!!), is wasting the phuck away. I wouldn’t know because they neglected to post pics of what she looked like before she stopped eating the bangers and mash.
They think it has to do with her marriage situation. It’s just like an episode of Footballers Wives, really, only boring. Her foul husband, Ashley, shagged some hobag like 5 months ago. Since then, she has ceased to wear her wedding ring. But maybe none of this is related! Maybe she just wants to be skinny and her ring fell off because her fingers got too skinny or something. It’s plausible.
If you have no idea who Cheryl Cole is, bully for you. But she is one of those rare birds who’ll actually tell Lily Allen the shut the phuck up. For that, she is aces.
May 30, 2008 at 1:06 PM
bully for me!!!
May 30, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Next time my mom goes “aw, you’re so skinny”, I’ll shove this picture in her face. Thanks a lot!
May 30, 2008 at 2:54 PM
is she wearing a garbage bag west
May 30, 2008 at 2:55 PM
west? i ment vest. hhahaha
vestside
May 30, 2008 at 3:17 PM
Haha, “vestside”!!
Ha! Master Tsuakai said ‘bull for me’.
May 30, 2008 at 11:02 PM
She was the footballer whore that had a public catfight with Lilly?
May 31, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Haha… She sad!!!!! Lily allen is fukin Great… she beta den tweedy !!! BIG UP LILY ALLEN !!
May 31, 2008 at 1:53 PM
who is she?
well i dont like lilly allen so she is ok xD