Don’t Cry, Bozzers!
Orlando and Miranda are a fake ass, foul couple. He still loves you! Ha! Just kidding. But where the hell is Bozzers these days? Her absence is making me physically sick! Is she okay? Are folk treating her correctly? Ha. So I stumbled across this pic and some clips from her soon to be released (maybe) film The Girl In The Park. It looks tragic and generic both, but I’m still going to be there on opening day with two buckets of popcorn, a slurpee and Milkduds. A few folk on ONTD mentioned that she actually kinda looks like Angelina Jolie-Pitt. I so agree! She totes does. If they do a Beyond Borders Part. 2 they should totally cast Kate to shave off some production costs.
Photo and vids from patidifuso via Oh No They Didn’t.
She lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bozzie is in L.A. She and Jennifer Anus-ton were both spotted at the Omni Peace event (where they swapped Whorely stories and had a good laugh about the desperate dingho, I’m sure).
Another sighting this week had KB and the Jamers stuck at the airport in Cancun where the male model was visibly cranky and she appeased him with bloody mary’s and kisses.
I think that movie looks kind of interesting, but I’d be amazed if it got released to theaters after all this time. I wouldn’t be surprised if it went straight to dvd if they can find a distributor.
I know this is La Boz’s thread, but I just found the funniest dingho joke on Wocka.com. It’s totally RandaMay:
Dingo Antics
A wealthy Australian man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dingo along for company.
One day, the Dingo starts chasing butterflies, and before long he discovers that he is lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dingo thinks, “Geez, I’m in deep poop now!” Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dingo exclaims loudly, “Bugger me dead, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?”
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. “Whew,” says the leopard. “That was close. That dingo nearly had me.”
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dingo sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving Aussie canine.”
Now the dingo sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, “Struth, what am I going to do now?” But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the dingo says, “Where the bloody hell’s that monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard.”
MORAL: SOMETIMES IF YOU CAN’T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, THEN BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT!
http://www.wocka.com/595.html
Yay, Bozzers is alive!
Ooh, thank you for dingo fable, SadieJo! I feel like I’ve learned something. Hee Hee.
SadieJo, you should post that joke on JJ.
great joke! at first glance i thought bozzers was angelina in that pic.
Has she got a black eye? That movie looks depressing just from that pic.
Just Jared totally jacked my post sightings to their site. I noted the two sightings together here and then – whoa – they appear together as a new thread on that site. So, Anners, TPTB at JJ obviously lurve to lurk here too, LOL. How long before they start a thread about the dingho? You’ll be famous, you will.
I watched the clips when I was at ONTD. Boz seemed like a good actor in them! – good for her. Maybe she got lessons from Sigourney.
she does NOT look like angie jolie(L).
Just Jared lurks here?! HA! That’d be awesome, SadieJo.
I love that fable! Mind if I post it on a message board?