Oh Yay! Adriana Lima Is Engaged!
Adriana Lima is engaged! W00t! Yeah, who cares. What the eph is that junk on her back? Victoria’s Secret blows. I mean the televised show. I hate these re-re bytches parading all goofy and shameless on the runway in their knickers and such. Adriana Lima is okay, though. She’s the only one I wouldn’t punch in the face for the princely sum of fifty cents.
Back to her enagement: The dude is a Serbian basketball player named Marco Jaric. He asked for her hand in marriage like last night or something. Says one of their publicists: ”He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.”
May they live long and procreate!
P.S. I only bothered with this post because the photos are amazing.
Them pictures iz fierce!
Kellers
June 13, 2008 at 3:48 PM
Look at it this way: that’s one more whore off the street, and away from the single menfolk! Hoorah!
Cait
June 13, 2008 at 8:39 PM
Oh, and can someone tell her to shut her freakin’ gob! She looks like a large-mouth bass.
Cait
June 13, 2008 at 8:40 PM
Cait! Gasp. You seem slightly angry.
Anners Scribonia
June 15, 2008 at 1:14 AM
I want to wear a coat rack on my back! How clever and time saving.
Ali-ers
June 15, 2008 at 9:26 AM
They all look so re-re in that show.
I kinda respect her for the whole virigin thing (even tho she probably isn’t). She told it to a men’s magazine which if anything would have made her popularity go down and she said she would like people to respect her decision rather than act all high and mighty about it as though it was something everyone is obligated to do and it made her morally superior like all these trashy teen stars who want conservative parents to buy their crappy music/DVDs for their kids.
jane121
June 15, 2008 at 5:06 PM
oooooooooooo u r soooooooooooooooooooo beautiful soooooooooooooooooo kiss i love u so muchhhhhhhhh from ardita
ditza_rock@live.com
ardita
September 21, 2008 at 5:19 AM
please marry me adriana…….
arnab
September 28, 2008 at 10:19 AM
lol shes deffinately not a virgin.
its just fot show.
makes guys want her more.
kelsey
April 2, 2009 at 10:44 AM