Happy Birfday, Daners aka Busty St. Clair!
Sweetness Follows…
(Please wish the circumspect Daners a Happy Birthday!… slightly NSFW)
Dearest Busty St. Clair,
Allow me to take a moment to extol your virtues (and embarrass you publicly) because first of all, it’s your GD birthday this 16th of June, and second of all, because I’m gangster like that. Yeppers! It was just a year and some change ago that we became aquainted with one another, and I must say, it has been a damned hilarious and insane year. Jeez! What was I doing with my online time before I met you ? Ha! I was studying. Anyhoo, you’re greatness and there seemed to be no better way to wish you the happiest birthday evers than by doing what I usually do when one of you slags turns a year fiercer… posting indulgent photos of menfolk you want to shag and so on. Ha.
But before the indulgent photos commence, I feel that I should say a few words. I find that you’re a splendid human being. You’re not phony, you’re smart, you don’t get butt hurt over silly shit, you’re witty, a damned good writer, and you get to shoot bad people in the kneecaps for a living. Props, hobag! Oh, and you’re also phreaking beautiful! You’re a slag to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window (I stole that from Chandler), and don’t let nobody tell you different.
Okay, picture time you fevery hot harlot!
The Eva Green Gallery of The Absurd:
Some possible future avatars for you, although your current one is stunning. Perfect. Keep it for all times, Daners.
Jajajajajajajajajajajajaj!
asdfghjhjkll!
^ Bytch is nutters! I am not a lesbian, but I will fight you tooth and nail for this woman.
^ This bytch looks like Orlando with Testosterone. Sugary sweet hotness.
^ Pretend it’s Kiefs or Rafe’s Ball, okey?! Good hobag!
I think you and I are the only trollops that want special time alone with Brian J. White. Bully for us!
^ It’s (gluteus) Maximus! It gets bigger if you click it…
Happy birthday Daners!
Go out and enjoy yourself. No one deserves it more.
jane121
June 16, 2008 at 1:12 AM
Happy Birthday Daners!
Have a fantabulous day (even tho you probs have to work – you could chuck a sickie??).
joders
June 16, 2008 at 3:45 AM
Happy Birthday Daners! Have a lovely day!
Miss World
June 16, 2008 at 3:49 AM
Happy birthday to you!
Jaded
June 16, 2008 at 4:09 AM
AHHAHAHAHAHAH awwww ANNEERS you are soo damn cool ahahahahahhaaha
FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS DANERSSS!!! PÁSALO GROSSSO HOY! !!!!!!
konst
June 16, 2008 at 4:46 AM
Aw, Anners, you make me cry!!!
Gracias, Konst!
And thatnks to all you wonderful slags. Yes, before this time on the internet, I have no idea what I was doing. Absolutely no clue! You and Janers seriously kept me entertained the three weeks I was out with that broken rib!
Tidbit of info, when I type something absurd like auisdhfhkbfkl, like you did, I’m totally making that face. God, I LOVE Eva Green! Bytch is batshit crazy and she doesn’t give a shizznit what anyone thinks of her. LOVE LOVE LOVE!!
Joders, I’d call in, but everyone in their brother knows it’s my b-day today, so if I call in, they know why. Plus, I gotta go for a hearing test and a RADCON physical Tuesday after work
So I got to be there anyway.
I’ll tell you what else gets bigger when I click it on Russell Crowe, if you know what I mean, because I don’t…
Love you Anners! And can I just say I hears “Smooth Criminal” last night so I want to say “Anners, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Anners” because I’m retarded like that, yo.
Daners Isadora a.k.a. Busty St. Clair
June 16, 2008 at 5:53 AM
Hahaha I love the Eva Greens!
Happy Birfday Daners! You should totally ask one of the hot cops @ work to do a strip tease for yas! Provided there are any hot cops there.
Anners – that butt is mesmerizing.
Ali-ers
June 16, 2008 at 6:05 AM
happy b-day you fabulous and lovely slag you!
good luck on your tests!!
tiffers euphonious
June 16, 2008 at 6:24 AM
Also, BJW is hotness!
And we’re already fighting for Katers! But I’m willing to slap you with my glove for Eva, too!!!!!
Aliers, I wish I had a hot menz cop to strip for me
Oooo, ooo and I make that face in the top pic when I want people to leave me alone, but I’m still trying to be polite, but I’m giving them the crazy-I’ll-cut-a-bytch-if-you-don’t-leave-right-now eyes.
Daners Isadora a.k.a. Busty St. Clair
June 16, 2008 at 6:24 AM
Thanks tiffers!!!
Daners Isadora a.k.a. Busty St. Clair
June 16, 2008 at 6:26 AM
happy birthday daners!!!!!!!!:)
Ugg
June 16, 2008 at 9:45 AM
Happy birthday Daners! Now I’m craving cupcakes and I’ll share.
SadieJo
June 16, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Happy Birthday (again), Daners!
Morgan
June 16, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Ha! Smooth Criminal! No, I am not okay! I didn’t sleep but 25 minutes last night. It’s like my body is revolting against me. My heart is tweaking and my eyeballs hurt. I felt the REM stage but I was wide awake… sorry, you weren’t really asking if I was okay.
Anyway, I lurve ya too. Have a sweet birfday you bastard from a basket.
Oh, and you’ll do fine on your tests for shizzles.
Anners Scribonia
June 16, 2008 at 10:52 AM
Happy returns Daners!
malanthers
June 16, 2008 at 10:53 AM
Happy Birthday, Daners!
Vy
June 16, 2008 at 11:03 AM
Yahoo! Happy Birthday m’dear! Now let’s go jack that horse. I’ve got my piano wire ready…
Nice Melons
June 16, 2008 at 1:03 PM
Happy B-Day Daners!
Anners – haha – this morning one of my (big) dogs for some reason got in a laundry basket, so I got to actually call someone or rather something a “bastard from a basket”.
D. Solrac
June 16, 2008 at 1:18 PM
Happy Birthday Daners!!!
Tina
June 16, 2008 at 1:26 PM
happy b day daners!!!
hahaha that’s my son maximus!
Master Tsukai
June 16, 2008 at 1:33 PM
Happy Birthday Daners!!
Anners, thanks for the piccies of the gorgeous yet crazy Eva!
Kellers
June 16, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Hee Hee! D.Solrac it really is fun saying “bastard in a basket” outloud. But you have to say it like Daniel Day-Lewis.
Konst: Hee hee! I am soo not cool!
Hi Master Tsukai!
You are most decidely wlecome Ms. Kellers…
Anners Scribonia
June 16, 2008 at 10:32 PM
Aw, Anners! I’ma gonna give you a cyber hug!
Daners Isadora a.k.a. Busty St. Clair
June 17, 2008 at 11:54 AM