Dingo!
Orlando Bloom is sooo transparent. He’s still hankering for Bozzers! He’s trying to one-up her at every turn! She started dating a model (James Rousseau), so he started dating a model. And not just any model. Nooooo! A model with bona fide dingo DNA. Its name is Mirandingo Kerr. It’s not very bright, and it keeps calling itself a supermodel, even though I’ve never known a supermodel that was half dingo and half re-re. Usually they’re 100% re-re.
Here’s some of its work this past weekend at some shiz called the Gran Canaria Moda Calida Fashion Show in Spain. I’ve never heard of this GD event until the dingo (dis)graced the dingowalk. Top notch.
And where was Orlando during all of this pomp and circumstance? Hiding out in his HOtel, of course, watching Blue Crush.
* Oops! Okay, so Jaded has informed me that he wasn’t actually hiding. He was out hitting the pool, dining with his dingo bytch and showing his naked arse to the world. I added some pics of this momentous occasion… when is Whorelando going to realize that this slag is setting him up?!
This scares the shiz out of me.
^ If Denise Richards had a younger, dumber sister…
^ The dingo was just asked how old she was. She had to think long and hard… ”I was either born in 1983 or 1985… okay! You doo the math.”
^ Hahahaha.
And now for my boyfriend!
^ The dingo bit his knee!
^ Sessy.
^ hee hee!
^ What the hell is he doing with his shorts?
^ He’s looking for me.
* Okay, so I can’t bring myself to post the picture of his naked booty. But you can find it if you go HERE . I hate myself sometimes. I’m sorry, Whorely!
she kinda looks like she has mild downs syndrome. sorry that was mean.
nice um tie
It’s not mean if it’s true, Ugg! Hahaha. Seriously, that tie is atrocious.
It’s not even a real tie.
Just think, that scary face in the second pic is what Orlando wakes up to every morning. No wonder he looks depressed.
Thanks for posting that swimsuit picture after I just ate a Danish – oh well, beauty orbrains u dont often get both (I just wish I got one).
‘Watching Blue Crush’ ehehehehe
well done anners. the dripping blood is especially appropriate
and omg about the denise richards likeness. now i’m really annoyed with her 
Sorry to say, but he wasn’t exactly hiding. There are scores of pix of him sunbathing, walking around, swimming, and even a n00d picture from behind, with the dingo in the background. And let me just say, his body is urgh, she can have whatever is left on him. I’m sorry I have to be the one to tell you, hun!
Jaded! ahahah. It’s ok, babe. I still want him.
Jesus, he pees on rocks, picks his nose… get out of your pants, Late Bloomer!
And not the way Anners would like.
^ And Ali, and Joders, and Wanda.. who else?
ROLF at the rolled up shorts. He looks skinny, perhaps he is depressed coz he doesn’t have any jobs?
U need achievement in ur life to be happy – I just finished my psychology exam (I picked the course for fun and I prob shouldn’t have).
I like his belly.
Janers, don’t sass my baby.
Haha Jennifer! “Not the way Anners would like.” Yeah.
I was just making an observation.
I think I should have studied pyschology instead. Research would be cool. Too late now.
Psychology was always interesting.
It’s okay Janers, you can sass him. Did you see his ass?
No – I don’t even know what sass means to be honest.
sass = smart talk.
me and smart talk don’t go in the same sentence.
I’m still wishing I did a psyc degree. I had my heart set on it in highschool but I didn’t wanna have to do the masters/doctorate or anything and spend ages at uni. I wanted a short degree – but now I don’t really want to work either (and def not in marketing).
Yeah…someone was all mysterious like and left the link to the nekkid pics on my blog yesterday. It was probably dingo’s flunkeys trying to use my excellent blog for publicity. Hey bitches, I don’t work for free!
I gotta say, I’m kinda disgusted by this. (OK, at first I laughed hysterically. Is amusement one of the stages of grief?) Seriously though, even I draw the curtains when I’m getting dressed, and you know there’s no one waiting to take a picture of my fat ass.
Nice try Orly-poo. Closets are for clothes.
BTW, did you happen to see the backlash over this? The whole internet is calling it a showmance now. Hee.
Wanda, yeah, and it’s about time too!
She totally set his ass up!
No one cares about my quater life crisis? I guess I do have them every 6 months.
So he now has nude pics to match Miranda’s? I’m confused – was there a pervert paparrazzo hanging outside his hotel room or has Miranda been posting on Myspace again?
Janers, they were in some hotel and they’re really, really private people which is why they decided to get dressed in front of a big plate glass window and didn’t pull the shades down, and wasn’t it just their bad luck that there happened to be a pap standing right outside? Because, you know, there are never paps around wanting to take their picture.
I’ll believe it when I see the sex tape. I’m sure it’s in post-production right now.
Yeah I saw the it when I was at ONTD earlier. If it actually is a ’showmance’ thanthey sure are stooping to new lows to keep their name in the press.
I shouldn’t judge tho, they might be REALLY embarrassed about it. Imagine if someone took ur photo when u were naked in ur hotel room. I think I’d go beat down the perverted photographer.
If you venture to Olove, you can see more pix, with Bloom smiling at the pap in some of them, so he knew damn well where they are.
Damn! I missed this excitement. Why no oui oui? If dingo can set up hiney she can set up oui oui!