“Earthquakes Of Frustration And Anxiety”
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are annoying tards. He’s performing in England and she managed to put her cheesy Jackie Collins character, white wine-swilling life on hold long enough to drag her ass out of bed and follow him across the pond. That was sweet of her!
Too bad she made such a big ephing deal about it. She arrived at Heathrow Airport and was whisked past the awaiting paps “by a huge security entourage comprising eight airport security guards, four policemen and two armed anti-terror officers.”
Is this shiz necessary?! I don’t think so! No one wants to see pictures of Lady Boss. Ever.
I leave you with a quote from Lady Boss’ boyfriend, John Mayer. Sayeth John: “These moments (of being chased by photographers) that are not at all rosy, are seemingly earthquakes of frustration and anxiety”.
I phucking hate him. And his stupid mouth.
^ She has copies of Hollywood Wives, The Bitch, and Lady Boss in that bag.
I was kinda scared to ask this on any other blog, but do people _really_ find him attractive?
To answer your question, Jaded, No! No no no no. No.
Anti-terror officers? Don’t they have better things to do, like make sure terror is anti-ed? (I just made that word up) Not guard Jen An? That’s my tax dollars at work? Well, not mine, per se, but you get the idea
He is ok looking – but the fact that he has shagged Chestica Simpson makes him very unappealing.
JEN! Take some xanax and prozac and get over your mid-life crisis NOW! You’re embarassing me and the rest of the chicks out here who know how to act like a normal woman! Oh- and if you’re going to date a younger guy…get one who is actually attractive.
i luv john, he’s soo cute, but she’s a big-nosed creepy slob….
xD.
i have never found her that attractive, never knew what everyone was on about. i’m losing respect for mayer with every famous slag he dates.
eeeeeeeeew
she still loves brad
hhehehe
Maybe the security entourage is because she thinks dingho still has a hit on her ass? That OK magazine cover was like 3 months ago – but dingos have a mean revenge streak.
I think John is cute. But I just like musicians so… he might not be.
Ms. Aniston annoys me.