Just Thought I’d Share…
I found this on JustJared. Someone is terribly upset that folk are making fun of Miranda Kerr and her fake boyfriend, Orlando Bloom…
..stop it…….just stop it!!!!!!!!!
stop being so mean!!!!! its cruel!!!!!
to say such things, its so heartless how can you???!!!!!
please just stop it hurts,
it hurts when you say such sensless things about people!!!
i dont know why i care, but i do,
when you call him names, insult him, mock him…why???
it hurts please just stop!!!!
what sort of pleasure do you get??
to say shes ugly?? do you get joy in that?? have you ever seen the look on someones face when you say such a thing to them?? i have. its like watching their soul get torn apart, you see it in their face….
it HURTS THEM!!!!!!!!
please…. why must you….why must everyone be so cruel???
is that the world we want??/ to live in?? to raise our familys in??
such sensless words…
Is it wrong I giggled?
I giggled too! We iz goin’ to Hellz.
Is it wrong that I want Orlando to tighten his arm around the Dingo’s neck till her eyes bulge out of her head?
Not in my world.
I thought it was cute and she’s right – it’s is cruel to call someone ugly, but they are only celebrities.
I hope this girl doesn’t turn on the news any time soon. The world is full of a lot more cruelty than this.
Well, someone’s having quite the dramatic moment………………but the delivery is all wrong. I feel I must offer a short critique and, I hope, some constructive criticism:
such sensless words……………………author unknown
I kept waiting for the rant to rhyme….. get a rhythm going and making the plea flow across the page, letting the angst rip free……. but it didn’t……so I’m taking points off for failing to deliver, but suggest channeling Dr. Suess for future rants, he can be surprisingly effective.
Awarding extra style points for all the ……’s and the !!!!!!!!! Those I like!!!!!! Lots!!!!!!!!!!! Points off for noncapitalization. unless you’re the original ee it’s not going to fly. so more points off for not succeeding as a pretentious wannabe and arbiter of whorely-inspired insults.
Maybe you should have gone old school and tried a limmerick…….There once was a dingho named Mir, who Whorely liked cuz of her fur……. hmmmm. How about a haiku……short and sweet but vague, alas, a haiku might be too advanced for the average IQ at JJ’s and kindness is an unknowin virtue in that world.
Positive points for not falling back on the actual use of song lyrics though you did steer mightily close……… Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart….stop and think it overrrrrrr……………..sounding a mite familiar there little one?
I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How about an ode……………..An Ode to the Haterz!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least I would have been entertained. A good rant should never be wasted. I, personnally would have gone with the classic P F U C K Y O U A L L, knowing that audience, but that’s just my opinion………
A rant about a rant by S.J………………………
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PS: Looking at the picture above, how can the dingho keep a straight face while he’s scratching her nipple???
Wow, SadieJo! I don’t know if the critique will reach her in time, though. That may have been a suicide note.
why would anyone commit bodily harm over those two?
The “Stop in the Name of Love” part killed me.
You mean why wouldn’t anyone commit bodily harm over these two.
SadieJo, you so crazy!
I think we should alll write haikus about the whorley and the dingo and leave them on JJ. God I love JJ.
Miranda, Miranda, you look like a HO
You think you’re cute as a Panda
But you’re just a stinky DingHo!
hahahahaha the words were written with so much “pain” that made me laugh a lot…
HHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
well ahhahaha…hahaHHAHAH. io hjavr 2 theories
1) it was a fat emo kid
2) IT WAS CHRISTENFUCK CHRISTENFUCK CHRISTENFUCK!!!
i bet it was her.
Someone forgot to take their Ritalin this morning!
That or wwwaaaayyyy to much coffee. You know if whorelando and Mirandingo are going to pose for the Paparazzi they might as well look like they are enjoying each others company. I can understand why Mirandingo isn’t, but Orlando is an actor. Faking it should come easy. In that picture though it looks like they each are planning who to kill each other.
I would commit bodily harm. Not on myself though.
Someone just needs to get in there and smack some sense into Orlando. “Why Orlando Why? A dingo!!!???? You can do better! Save whats left of your dignity and go do a movie or something. For the love of god, save yourself!!!”