Thank You, Kate
Underneath that scowl and swag, Kate Moss has some sweet ass manners! Yesterday I mentioned that the slag was ten minutes late to Leah Wood’s wedding. Kate felt bad, yo! So she has since offered to send the bride and groom on a second mother-ephing honeymoon! Maybe she’ll send them to the Dr. Phil House because those hos were looking mighty uneasy.
A fugly source told some GD newspaper that: “Leah was lost in a moment as she exchanged vows with the love of her life when Kate stole the spotlight as her heels clattered on the flagstones.”
That was poetic. And unnecessary.
This same source also said this: “Kate eventually couldn’t apologize enough. The promise of a second honeymoon before the couple had even gone on their first was enough for Leah and Jack to let it go.”
What a bunch of greedy wankers, really. I would have accepted Kate’s apology. She is a goddess. A goddess with crack in her nostrils. Look how fabulous she is!
She came in during the vows? dat is bad.
I wonder if Kate taught Lila that little trick? She’s starting model training young.
Generosity, thy name is Kate
I am the only one worried about the child trying to purge in the street?
I can’t study – I’m over it.
Ha, I knew Jane was going to go there. Purging!
Hi daners!
goodnight ladies.
How did u know that?
Did you see the pics of Kate wearing the head to toe see through dress to the art show with Lila Grace? Normally, I think Kate is cool, but that was totally tacky.
I’ve always thought she was tacky
Hell to the naw.
It is beyond unacceptable to trot in during the vows, and the offer of two weeks in the Maldives does not make up for being tardy and ill mannered.
Homegirl should have just turned up at the reception and apologised.
Janers, you are too much for that purging comment. Ha!
It was prob a bit unfair – it’s just a child’s natural reaction when Kate tries to their hand.
ajajajjJAAJAJ i want kate be my friend i really do.
jajaa look at Lila !! ajajajajJAJ she looks soo out of it!pretty much drunk or something ajjajaa. i love that kid.
meh. from the looks of the bride and groom, that wedding was a sham anyway.
I think kate should not be dragged into a controversy! she is too good to spoil a wedding!