Shut The Eph Up, Keirers!
Oh, how I love re-re gossip articles about Keirers Knightley! Here’s the latest (I just cut and pasted that shiz):
Unfazed By Mother’s Sex Scene….
Actress Keira Knightley was happy to film a sex scene for new movie The Edge Of Love – even though the naked romp was written by her mother. The movie’s screenplay was penned by Knightley’s mum, Sharman Macdonald, who also served as a producer on the project. Knightley insists that knowing her mother is capable of writing about steamy clinches didn’t faze her and she was happy to strip off wherever necessary. She says, “She dared to put a sex scene in it. It didn’t worry me that my mother knows what sex is. “Come to think of it, I was found under an apple tree. My mother is a virgin. I had no hissy fits when she presented me with the scene”.
Oh dear. She’s annoying me again. She’s a grouch. Whenever grouches try to sound smart and funny they end up sounding cantankerous. Zip it, Keirers! It is cool beans that she is the direct result of parthenogenesis, though. She was also probably born with that sharp set of teethers of hers. Good thing she was found under an apple tree! Poor thing was prob hungry and I’m sure she had no trouble getting at them apples.
She is almost smiling in that pic – she looks pretty.
I saw an interview with Keira for The Edge of Love the other day and there were lots of out takes from the movie. She looks absolutely stunning in it. I might make an effort to see this one at the cinema instead of waiting for the DVD.
I can’t imagine being in a sex scene, much less one that my mother wrote.
Gawd, she’s a beauty! I’m still a fan.
ajajajjaja SHE’S SOOO CREEPY
she tries soo hard to be like “laid back” or something