underneath the stars

omg look at porl’s badass ephing ensemble. i so, so heart him!!!!

i saw the cure play at madison square garden on friday and it was spectacular! i thought of all you slags as they were playing your fave songs! they played lot’s of old fun stuff (push, jumping someone else’s train, grinding halt) lots of my faves (from the edge of the deep green sea, fascination street) and a gorgeous new song called underneath the stars. fuse aired an hour of the show on friday and fortunately that was one of the songs included. below is the video for your viewing enjoyment! i’m also including a clip of baby rag dog book because it’s kinda interesting and robert is yammering on about how no one ever understands what he says at shows and it’s pretty cute!

underneath the stars (it actually starts at 30 seconds):

baby rag dog book (rambling starts fairly immediately)

going to see rob dickinson (lead singer of catherine wheel tomorrow night). YAY!

What. The. Hell.

That is Courtney Love.   Or it was!   I don’t really know what the hell this is.  It is terrifying, though!  Utterly. 

 

She’s So Scary

Rihanna likes to keep reminding the world that she’s hardcore by doing things like wearing patent leather, getting fierce Pat Benatar hairdids and getting tattoes.  Here goes her newest tattoo!  Scary.

It looks like an expiration date.   

 

Katers Looking Creepy At Someone’s Wedding

 

It’d be funny if this were Rhys Ifans’ and Sienner Miller’s wedding.  But it ain’t!   I wonder whose wedding it actually was.  It was the wedding of Rollingstone member Ron Wood’s daughter, Leah.  I’ve included a pic.  Whatever.  Lila Grace clearly did not want to be there.  Kate looks rough, and Jamie Hince looks fat when he’s not wearing skintight jeans, a long scarf, and crusty boots.  These bytches were ten minutes late, btw.  Unacceptable as hell! 

 Sorcery

 

Shag Or Gag? Part 2

Cait!  Look what you did!  You made me want to shag a baseball player!  I hate jocks!  This one’s hot, though.  His name is Grady Sizemore, and he’s all sorts of beautiful.  Look at the curly hair and stuff!  Shag it or gag it, bytches.

Why 2 shag or gags in one day?  Because no one wants to shag Ari Gold except Uggers.   

 

Hahaha!

 

^ Poor twisted child…

Feel free to ignore this post full of odd Morrissey videos.  I love this bytch.  Haha!  Look at him dance!  Morrissey forever.

 

Shag Or Gag?

Ugg made me do it!   All righty, it’s Jeremy Piven.  Shag it or gag it.  Oh, and by the way!  Happy very belated birthday to Uggers!  People, I totally didn’t properly wish Ugg a happy birthday because she didn’t tell me it was her birthday and I didn’t want to infringe…  so while you’re debating long and hard over whether or not Jeremy Piven is shaggable, please wish Ugg a happy birthday.  :)

 

It’s on slags!

Kate Moss is on a mission to eph things up for Sienna Miller. When Sienna was dating Rhys fug Ifans, Kate told her; “If you hurt Rhys, you’ll have made an enemy for life.” Now she planning on destroying her social life: “She has told her Primrose Hill clan to erase Sienna’s number from their phones, not to invite her out to their exclusive parties and to re-direct her emails to junk.”

Whatevs slag! Sienna has got Keira on her side – war of the skinny bytches!

Like Kate has never broken a heart before. What was Sienners supposed to do? Stay in an unhappy relationship and be miserable so as not to hurt someones feelings? Breakups happen everyday Katers- now get back to caring for your 5 year old daughter rather than some 40 year old dude.

Sauce

Dingo

Janers just informed me that Just Jared just posted (hahaha) some dingo shiz.  So naturally I high-tailed it over there to witness the carnage.  Here is the whole entire exchange at JJ: 

“Ms. Kerr recently responded to her label of “supermodel”, saying, “I don’t know. That’s what they’re calling me but I don’t really consider myself a supermodel. I mean, what is a supermodel? Is it like a superhero? I think it’s funny. I don’t take myself too seriously. I just go along with it!”

DO YOU THINK Miranda Kerr is a supermodel?

Do I think that Mirandingo Kerr is a supermodel?   The answer is a big phat phucking “NO.”  Do I think that Mirandingo Kerr is a retarded ass clown?  The answer is a big phat phucking “YES.”  

P.S. Bytch is running her dingo claws down my boyfriend’s broken back every night.  I hate her!  Like so much!

Sorcery

Tanning Or Plotting? Or Both?!

I’m in a seriously foul mood tonight.  So pardon the posts if they are dumber than usual.  Seriously, it’s either look like a  fool on the internet or beat the shit out of some bytches in my personal circle.  I don’t want to go to jail so I’m posting shiz, all right?!

So anyway, I saw these pics on Posh24 (I’m tight with them,  we are link buddies! hahaha) and I pretty much just stole them for you.  Anyway, their headline is “Leighton Meester tanning on set”.   Okay, fine!   Is she really tanning, though?  In shorts and a t-shirt?  Wouldn’t she be walking around nekkid?  Oh, and also it looks like she’s plotting a nefarious plan to ensure that Blake Lively won’t be quite so lively for very much longer. 

Told you this would get stupid!   I forgot to say corny and wack daddy.  Whatever!  Here’s some more pictures of this perfect bytch.

 

Look! A Pap!

Adriana Lima sat down to get her mandibles did (that means she ate lunch. ha!) in New York and she got assaulted by some paps!  Okay, I exaggerate.  There was probably like one photog and she didn’t mind.  See!  She’s pointing him out to her lunch buddy! 

Photos:  Posh24

Why Did Mischa Barton Leave L.A.?

Did you know that Mischtaken Barton now resides in France?  Mischa says that “it simply stopped being fun in Los Angeles.”  That’s fine.   But why France?  She gives no reason for this.  By the way, she needs to understand that she is transferring her own inner feelings onto a GD city and that this is going to make problems for her.  At some point all cities will cease to be ‘fun” and she is going to wake up one day in Helsinki  or something and realize:  “C’est moi!  ‘Tis I that have ceased being fun, not the cities I have been dwelling in.”  But by then it is going to be too late!    

Okay, so I’m done being re-re about Mischa leaving Los Angeles.  Now I’m going to address the tabloid’s obsession with documenting her cellulite issues:

 A while back one bold and evil photog zoomed in on her thigh-dimpling  whilst she was sunbathing on the balcony of her hotel.  The pics were published all around the world and this is what Mischa has to say about that situation:  “Those pictures were retarded.  Obviously it’s embarrassing and it’s un-cool but I just suck it up and live with it.”

That’s quite admirable!  I’d go off like a rocket on that photog!  Bust a cap in his ass and all sorts of stuff. 

Sorcery