What Say You?

She’s worn these before, BTW.  I’m on the fence with these ephing SHOES.  They’re weird, unnecessary, and gross.  But that’s why they’re cool!   Right? 

People Are So Dramatic (And Re-Re)

I was messboarding again… found a thread called “OMG Keria to ‘quit show business’ due to feedback about breast size (!!)“

Someone posted it yesterday.  Turns out they were referencing an article that was a year old and also turns out they can’t ephing spell.  The name is ‘Keira’, not ‘Keria’.  What a bad fan, BTW, spelling their idol’s name all sorts of wrong?

So the article was old and bogus! No matter, they just got around to talking shiz about her petite bubs:

1. Has she ever heard of breast implants ?? I seriously can’t take it anymore , i used to like her when i 1st saw her in POTC but now i can’t stand watching her nonexistent upperbody beauty in movies anymore .. I am not saying she is ugly or she can’t act .. she has a very good face and good acting performance .. but she needs a breast implant FAST..
2. You’re a fvcking moron.
3. SHe CANNOT get implants you imbecile. Keria suffers from not just a “small” chest, her breasts are actually CONCAVE like little spoons. If implants were added, there is no skin to expand, so her chest skin would rip open like a wound and kill her.  DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!11!!!1!!!!!

Note to self:  Stay away from Keria Knightley messboards…

Having A Monet Moment

Pamela Anderson scared me!   I went to the Daily Mail Online and I was greeted with a close-up shot of Pam, her sooty eyemake-up, and her general fug state of being.  From a distance, she looks okay.  Up close, however, thingz is far from okay.  She also looks mean and tired as phuck.  Poor Pammaries. 

The best meanest comment goes to Mindy:     

“I love it she looks hoooooooorible with no makeup and not glammed up… “ 

Mindy, Theresa USA, 31/7/2008 16:42

 

Whither Goest Thou, Bozzers?

Photo Chosen For LOLZ Factor... way old photo. Waaaay Old.

 I got ephing bored tonight, yo!  Where the hell is Kate Bozzers?  Why is she allowing dingo-phace to eat up all the publicity and why is she hiding that hot piece of phlesh aka her boyfriend, Jamers Rousseau?  He’s related to a philosopher, BTW, and that bytch’s name was Jean-Jaques Rousseau.   I will keep saying that forever, okay?  Because it’s kewl.  

So I trekked over to The Internet Movie Database.  May I say that site is crack for evil people who have too much time on their hands and worry about celebretards a little too much?  It’s the perfect place for me. 

So I hit up Bozzers’ IMDB.   The Laundry Warrior is in post-production.   Yeah, who cares.  I went there for the messboards.  I always go there for the messboards.  Hers was oddly quiet.   A good place to curl up and read a book, actually.   

Here’s proof that Bozzers’ messboard is dying a slow and painful death (in the form of messboard posts) !

1. no one is interested in her?  
     by Dingobread   (Mon Jul 14 2008 13:55:37)  Ignore this User | Report Abuse 
2. why is there only 2 pages on this forum?
   i thought she was.. famous  
    Re: no one is interested in her?  
     by Dingobutter   (Wed Jul 16 2008 13:23:53)  Ignore this User | Report Abuse 
3. There’s 3 pages and it looks like all posts prior to mid May are no longer on the boards.
4. FIX YOUR EYES PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU    
    by Op Tomitriss  (Mon Mar 31 2008 10:44:47) 

Please come out of hiding, Bozzers.  I don’t like what’s happening here.

 

Pete’s The Owner Of A Broken Heart

The Good Old Days

I’m starting to believe that the iconic, crackhead union of love cemented by Pete DirtyHo and Katers Moss is a thing of yesteryear.   The more Pete DirtyHo shoots off his crack receptacle about how much he loves Mossers and misses Mossers, the more I am inclined to believe that he’s just saying this shiz to keep his name alive and that he neither loves Mossers nor misses Mossers. 

Pete just told Loaded Magazine (a swell name for a publication that profiles artists who are full of shiz) that he and Mossers haven’t spoken since that baneful day they split the eph up.  Says Dirtyho:   ”When you split up with someone, someone that you’re seriously in love with, it takes a lot of time before you even realise that you’re upset.  You know?  It just hits you.”

Hits you like a crackpipe. 

Pete also said that he’s using his music to work through the hurt.  ”I think this next album’s going to be a purge, a cleaning of the soul. I hope so. Put it in for valeting, get all the grime out. Anyone can feel amazing if you’re with someone you love. There are moments in your life (when) you’re genuinely happy and content.”

 All this talk of him looking toward a future without Kate is making me nervous and angry.  

Sorcery

They’re ok folk

All seems well for Adrien Grenier and his girlfriend, Isabel Lucas (who was a passenger during Shia Labeouf’s car crash on the weekend).

I’m glad to see them both happy and healthy – I’m also glad I have an excuse to post this Home and Away clip someone posted on ONTD. It made me laugh and it’s as cheesy as they come - I miss soaps.

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Celebs and their wisdom

 

Guy Ritchie is doing his bit for society by raising awareness about the dangers of Jellybeans. “Sugar kills. Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine.”

Wow that explains the rising levels of break ins in my neighbourhood – people are trying to feed their pixie stick addictions.  Better think twice next time you head to the grocery store, don’t want to clog your arteries with sherbet.

I don’t know much about Guy’s medical credentials but according to this report the 3 major causes of heart disease are raised blood pressure, increased cholesterol and cigarette smoking. I’m no doctor but I haven’t heard of a strong direct link between sugar and any of these things - sure, sugar is’t the healthiest thing in the world but it’s probably not going to kill you.

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lill Cutiepie

Awww – don’t you wanna just pinch those cheeks?

Cheer up little Alexander soon you’ll have a new brother or sister to play with.

Balthy Has Issues

I think it’s safe to say that Balthazar Getty has severed ties with the free-spirited Hobby Horse, Sienner Miller.  I wonder who dumped whom?  He just flew home to L.A. to win back the affections of his wife, Rosetta.  Good luck with that, Balthy!  Chances are she won’t ever forgive you.  I don’t even know you or have babies with you, but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forgive what you did to sweet Rosetta, you selfish and lame arse-cracker.   

P.S.  If they ever remake Anne of Green Gables they should cast Balthy as Gilbert Blythe. 

Sorcery

Twas Not His Phault…

Shia LaBoeuf was not at fault in that accident a few days ago that got him labeled a drunk driver and booked for suspicion of DUI.  Says the mofo in charge of this shiz:  “The other car ran a red light and, if not already, they will be cited.  They will now be listed as Party One on the report, indicating they were at fault.”

Righteous.

Sorcery

Oh, Unhappy Day!

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have disbanded their love union or something.   Try not to cry too much over this.  As to why they broke up, all a source had to say was that:  “There was no drama or ugliness.”   Liar!  Maybe there was no drama, but there was ugliness.  He is ugly.  Ha. 

Sorcery

Do. Not. Want.

Paris Hilton gave the shoppers at a Las Vegas Macy’s a treat when she showed up to hawk her line of fugly horse shoes.  She walks like a horse, BTW.  Trots, I mean.  She trots!    By the way, I am being sarcastic when I say that she ‘gave them a treat’. 

Why do people show up at these events?