I’m Just Doing This To Piss Off The Dingo…
My non-boyfriend, Whorelando Bloom used to be so ephing beautiful back in the day when he was in love with Kate and everything was great. Sigh.
Kate, look what you did! You let him go and let him fall prey to a dingo! I’m almost ashamed of you. By the way, where is Sidi these days? Did the dingo eat Sidi?!
Really, people. I am not crazy. I am well aware that these pics are damn near three years old. I’m trying to save Orlando from himself. He’s crumbling faster than day-old cornbread. If you’ve looked into his eyes lately, you’ll understand that he is in a deep and perfect crisis. He doesn’t know what he’s doing! He’s being taken advantage of by a manipulative, fame-hogging mammal. I’m trying to remind him of what he used to be.
Should the dingo stumble across this post she’ll start crying. I’m sure of it. She’ll start crying and she’ll disappear.
Note to the dingo: I’m on to you, hobag!
Cut. A. Muthaphucka!
Daners Isadora a.k.a. Busty St. Clair
July 3, 2008 at 2:04 AM
I think Sidi might be too ashamed to show up with him in public. Poor pup doesn’t wanna tarnish his image. Besides, Whorelando cheated, he has been papped with that yorkie.
Missing Link
July 3, 2008 at 2:23 AM
The Missing Link! Hee! That’s brill. Sidi’s ashamed to be seen with his ass.
Daners, I will totes cut. a. dingo. muthaphucka. asdfghjklk!!11
Anners Scribonia
July 3, 2008 at 2:29 AM
At least they looked kinda happy together. Even if she was supposed to be his beard. Now he just looks like an empty, lifeless, shell.
joders
July 3, 2008 at 2:40 AM
I heart bloomsworth.
My favorite Bozzy vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6kwkq7NVws
SadieJo
July 3, 2008 at 2:45 AM
Gay Boyfriend is hot, SadieJo! That’s a good one. Janers used to think it was funny to post links to that whenever I squeed over Whorely…
Thank you Joders, for noticing.
Oh! The Missing Link: I giggled when I saw you in the moderation pile…
Anners Scribonia
July 3, 2008 at 2:51 AM
Yeah, that gay boyfriend video is a hoot. He does look happy and alive there doesn’t he? Maybe we should play Cupid and get those two kids back together.
I think Sidi probably gave him an ultimatum: it’s me or the dingo. She probably thought she’d fare better at a no-kill shelter.
Wanda Rizzuto
July 3, 2008 at 4:00 AM
Why are there random dogs running about that park?
Honey I somehow don’t think Miranda comes to our little blog – dingos can’t read.
Janers
July 3, 2008 at 4:08 AM
I guess he doesn’t like women with breasteses. I shoulda snapped him up when I was flat-chested. Except then he was like three years old.
Wanda Rizzuto
July 3, 2008 at 6:55 AM
You know Janers, you’ve given me an idea. I think it’d be a hoot if the dingo came by to visit. Maybe we should start a campaign to woo her.
Wanda Rizzuto
July 3, 2008 at 6:59 AM
He was so much cuter back then. Oral seems to have aged a lot in the past 3 years.
Ali-ers
July 3, 2008 at 7:08 AM
He looked right with Kate, I’m not buying him and the dingo as a couple.
Apparently, there are recent pap shots of the Dingo with her tittayballs on the loose.
I’m not depressed enough to find a link….
malanthers
July 4, 2008 at 2:33 AM
^ jajja! tittyballs. Thank you for seeing through the fauxmance, Malanthers.
Anners Scribonia
July 4, 2008 at 4:15 AM
Bwaaa! @ ‘Fauxmance’.
Loves it!
malanthers
July 4, 2008 at 4:26 AM
BTW, we should vote which is worse: a dingo or a cougar? Let’s start a debate!
Jaded
July 4, 2008 at 11:41 AM
I can’t take credit for fauxmance, tho!
It is hilarious, tho.
Dingos are always worse. I may just have to be acougar myself one of these days, Jaded.
Anners Scribonia
July 4, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Anners, while being a cougar is fun, meeting one might be less so. Except if it’s you.
Of course.
Jaded
July 5, 2008 at 2:28 AM
Maybe give urself a 10 year range Anners (with 5 on either side), then u could stretch it as u got older or if u started getting desperate.
- Boz had such a perfect figure in those days. It’s kinda odd that he’s holding her like a little kid in that top pic tho.
Janers
July 5, 2008 at 6:39 AM
Anners,
Our boyfriend will be fine once he wises up or that dingo finds someone who can promote her skank career better and she will dump his beautiful, pathetic, (love your description) fragile & stupid adorable butt. I agree he does not look happy with her at all. Kate and Orlando were really in love. Now he is lonely and vulnerable and fooling himself. We will have him back by the end of the year.
co
July 5, 2008 at 8:11 AM
Boz’s miniature figure can go get ephed, Janers!
Hi Co! Totally. I hope to have him back before the end of the year, though. This best be over by September! Hee.
Jaded: I’ll be a nice Cougar.
Anners Scribonia
July 5, 2008 at 11:46 AM
As a completely objective observer, I am shocked by the downgrade in his attractiveness from these pics to his current appearance. What happened (besides the dingHo)?
Kellers
July 5, 2008 at 3:52 PM
Isn’t a dingHo enough? She’s a fame vampire!
Jaded
July 6, 2008 at 7:37 AM
Who’s co? Do we have to add another person into our rotation?
I move that we disallow any more applications for Orly’s girlfriend, it’s getting too damn crowded. Co can stay since she got in just before the deadline.
All in favor?
Wanda Rizzuto
July 6, 2008 at 3:46 PM
But we want to encourage regulars.
Janers
July 6, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Dingo looking super intelligent alert!
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/62/29/0000036229_20061201125239.jpg
malanthers
July 7, 2008 at 4:28 AM
LMSAO!
Jaded
July 7, 2008 at 5:52 AM
^ JAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA!!!!! I can’t believe he thinks it’s okay to shag that mess!
Anners Scribonia
July 7, 2008 at 11:26 AM